I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

But user, you'll shoot your eye out!

this is a gay bathhouse, you little retard.

Don't be a bitch. Get an ar15

How about a couple of doooobies for the kid?

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Alas my child how about a Raptor

Why would you ask a Bulgarian cancer support forum for women for this?

>Trip dubs in order

I repeat. How about not being a bitch and get a fucking ar15.

You'll shoot your eye out kid

u shoot ur i out kid

So I won? What do I win?

Does that mean everyone everywhere HAS to get an ar? Because that... that would be swell.

I think this is more your speed OP

You'll shoot your school up kid!

You'll shoot your Turkish Ambassador out kid!

Please tell me this is real and available as a "watergun"..

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You'll shoot YOURSELF kid!

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But user, you'll blow your brains out!
Is that why you want one?

You'll shoot your dick off, kid!

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i want official mosin nagant, bolt action, five shot military surplus rifle!

"Range model" - so that's what he says there. I could never understand him. Also, the original stories the film is based on were printed in Playboy. Who knew?

You'll suck my dick off, kid.

you will be shooting off your eyeballs, blyat

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That made me smile...thank you

You'll kek your kek out kek

This is now a get a thread, you'll check my dubs kid.

You'll shoot your eye out.

i got a bb gun