Poorly describe a game, other anons try to guess it

Poorly describe a game, other anons try to guess it

lets start with the classics
>i went on an adventure because a talking tree told me to do it

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Halo

ocarina of time

Mass Effect

I like to collect rare beasts in capsules and use them to cock fight

LoZ: Ocarina of Time
Easymode OP.
>Penis man kills all the cuban terroists for president.

winrar

>dead dad
>have to save the world

Halo

Not too hard more:
Lets build
Clip through everything
OUT OF POWER
It crashed
Fuck im suffocating
Horrible driving physics
I need minerals

Halo 2 ?

No, but you're on the right track.

subnautica

>Game died before it had a chance because they didn't have any waifus like the successful version.

>jigaboo
>hentai superpowers
>zombies

>have spaceship
>insert game here

>wake up
>who what where am i
>flashbacks
>muh friends
>siberia
>?
>oh shit

>!

Construction Simulator 2287.

halo 3

I wish this actually worked :c

Halo

Legend of Kyrandia

no man's sky

Pokemon

Minec...7 days to die?

TWD

nope

black ops

>impossible to win
>you're playing it right now

>find empty strange mansion
>find books in obscure locations
>open book and hallucinate entire different world
>solve ridiculous puzzle to escape book
>get tired of this fucking Bulls hit and quit when you get stuck in the fucking rainforest book.

Nope.

...

God dann it.
I lost the game.

I lost the game

>I have a Two-by-four
>The blacks keep trying to take the white woman
>I defend her by beating the blacks with my plywood

Metal gear solid

Metal gear solid

No man's sky

Yup

No.

Halo : Electric Boogaloo

Really man come on, I haven't yet gone three days before you come in and ruin it again

>Wop jumps off shit and stabs wops
>Wop beats up a fat man and meets ghost bitch

Fallout 3

The white man kills the nigger woman and the horse she rode in on.

See if you can get this one.

Laifu

>ball of water soccer
>anus tentacles
>water
>big dragon thing
>waifu
>dad is still a piece of shit

Detroit : the game

Lolipop Chainsaw

Colder.

try again

>Call of Duty + giant robots

That is correct.

No.

Gears of War

Titanfall

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Your brother invites you to a party to steal your necklace but theres no food no drinks and the only babe just left

Pokemans.
Pikachu, hit him with a dick attack.

>10 armored warriors chase a black rubber disc for an hour across a frozen arena

No lol

lol but no

The game's kind of old, and not everyone knows about it.

>I spend half the time beating on the blacks, and half the time holding the white girl by the hand to take her places
>bitch is blind


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> I AM _______ !
>Enjoys killing dinosaurs

Too hard eh?

Bingo
You win the most brutal prize of all.

Final Fantasy X

Turok

Halo : Segregation

Is it recent or old?

Korean assassination simulator

>skateboard
>ollie everything to attack it
>no plot
>Lester is a faggot
>or... fuck that shit and shred the fuck out of your backyard half pipe until the neighbor chick shows you her tits

Hockey

You had it bruh.

Oh? I did? Hah.

black ops?

>fat fuck
>3 legs fuck
>spaceship made of rap music
>presents

>maiden heaven
>cool ice
>shining diamond
>animal shop
>ps4

Dmc?
3?

yes

Halo : American Edition

This one should be easy.
>gods

>a hyper edgelord learns that his Edgelord Prime brother has been reincarnated as an angst teenage edgelord in retarded religion land
>go investigate
>play game as both to find out who is edgelord supreme
>nobody gets to fuck the girl
>lol japan

black guy works for the triads

Menace Beach

>presidents daughter taken
>only guy sent to save her
>Spanish speaking zombies

>bad guys have guns or some shit that will fuck up militaries or whole countries
>two agent dudes
>they have pistols
>vidya eats coins like a bulimic at a buffet.

RE4

Resident Evil 4

RE4

Time crisis

>Stuck in an old shower curtain place
>retarded employee helps you out
>He kinda fucks up.

Smite

portal 2

>my overpowered killer dude that mows down all bosses in under 2 seconds gets nerfed so that it now takes 0.1 seconds more
>go on the forums and rant about how the game is total shit and will die soon
>repeat for years
>game is still growing

I probably gave it away with the shower curtains.

>some fuck is in prison
>breaks out with lolterrorist
>welcome to terror organization bruh
>do terrorist things but fuck them up so all the plans backfire
>lol undercover NSA agent after all
>be given the choice to shoot your nigger boss

You got it

>chosen dude
>ring bells
>kill bosses
>very frustrating but fun
>read lore to find out nothing good ever came out of it

World of warcraft

Binding of Isaac?

>you're right on
>you're right on

you do errands
that's pretty much it