Poorly describe a game, other anons try to guess it
lets start with the classics
>i went on an adventure because a talking tree told me to do it
Poorly describe a game, other anons try to guess it
lets start with the classics
>i went on an adventure because a talking tree told me to do it
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Halo
ocarina of time
Mass Effect
I like to collect rare beasts in capsules and use them to cock fight
LoZ: Ocarina of Time
Easymode OP.
>Penis man kills all the cuban terroists for president.
winrar
>dead dad
>have to save the world
Halo
Not too hard more:
Lets build
Clip through everything
OUT OF POWER
It crashed
Fuck im suffocating
Horrible driving physics
I need minerals
Halo 2 ?
No, but you're on the right track.
subnautica
>Game died before it had a chance because they didn't have any waifus like the successful version.
>jigaboo
>hentai superpowers
>zombies
>have spaceship
>insert game here
>wake up
>who what where am i
>flashbacks
>muh friends
>siberia
>?
>oh shit
>!
Construction Simulator 2287.
halo 3
I wish this actually worked :c
Halo
Legend of Kyrandia
no man's sky
Pokemon
Minec...7 days to die?
TWD
nope
black ops
>impossible to win
>you're playing it right now
>find empty strange mansion
>find books in obscure locations
>open book and hallucinate entire different world
>solve ridiculous puzzle to escape book
>get tired of this fucking Bulls hit and quit when you get stuck in the fucking rainforest book.
Nope.
...
God dann it.
I lost the game.
I lost the game
>I have a Two-by-four
>The blacks keep trying to take the white woman
>I defend her by beating the blacks with my plywood
Metal gear solid
Metal gear solid
No man's sky
Yup
No.
Halo : Electric Boogaloo
Really man come on, I haven't yet gone three days before you come in and ruin it again
>Wop jumps off shit and stabs wops
>Wop beats up a fat man and meets ghost bitch
Fallout 3
The white man kills the nigger woman and the horse she rode in on.
See if you can get this one.
Laifu
>ball of water soccer
>anus tentacles
>water
>big dragon thing
>waifu
>dad is still a piece of shit
Detroit : the game
Lolipop Chainsaw
Colder.
try again
>Call of Duty + giant robots
That is correct.
No.
Gears of War
Titanfall
Your brother invites you to a party to steal your necklace but theres no food no drinks and the only babe just left
Pokemans.
Pikachu, hit him with a dick attack.
>10 armored warriors chase a black rubber disc for an hour across a frozen arena
No lol
lol but no
The game's kind of old, and not everyone knows about it.
>I spend half the time beating on the blacks, and half the time holding the white girl by the hand to take her places
>bitch is blind
Also, anyone else's images on Sup Forums loading slow tonight? I'd click a picture and it would never go full size.
> I AM _______ !
>Enjoys killing dinosaurs
Too hard eh?
Bingo
You win the most brutal prize of all.
Final Fantasy X
Turok
Halo : Segregation
Is it recent or old?
Korean assassination simulator
>skateboard
>ollie everything to attack it
>no plot
>Lester is a faggot
>or... fuck that shit and shred the fuck out of your backyard half pipe until the neighbor chick shows you her tits
Hockey
You had it bruh.
Oh? I did? Hah.
black ops?
>fat fuck
>3 legs fuck
>spaceship made of rap music
>presents
>maiden heaven
>cool ice
>shining diamond
>animal shop
>ps4
Dmc?
3?
yes
Halo : American Edition
This one should be easy.
>gods
>a hyper edgelord learns that his Edgelord Prime brother has been reincarnated as an angst teenage edgelord in retarded religion land
>go investigate
>play game as both to find out who is edgelord supreme
>nobody gets to fuck the girl
>lol japan
black guy works for the triads
Menace Beach
>presidents daughter taken
>only guy sent to save her
>Spanish speaking zombies
>bad guys have guns or some shit that will fuck up militaries or whole countries
>two agent dudes
>they have pistols
>vidya eats coins like a bulimic at a buffet.
RE4
Resident Evil 4
RE4
Time crisis
>Stuck in an old shower curtain place
>retarded employee helps you out
>He kinda fucks up.
Smite
portal 2
>my overpowered killer dude that mows down all bosses in under 2 seconds gets nerfed so that it now takes 0.1 seconds more
>go on the forums and rant about how the game is total shit and will die soon
>repeat for years
>game is still growing
I probably gave it away with the shower curtains.
>some fuck is in prison
>breaks out with lolterrorist
>welcome to terror organization bruh
>do terrorist things but fuck them up so all the plans backfire
>lol undercover NSA agent after all
>be given the choice to shoot your nigger boss
You got it
>chosen dude
>ring bells
>kill bosses
>very frustrating but fun
>read lore to find out nothing good ever came out of it
World of warcraft
Binding of Isaac?
>you're right on
>you're right on
you do errands
that's pretty much it