I live in a huge house with my girlfriend Michelle and five other guys and two other girls...

I live in a huge house with my girlfriend Michelle and five other guys and two other girls. We all attend University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill together.

I haven't been able to get an erection for over three weeks. My girlfriend was patient at first, but she wasn't patient at all this past week. She has been really cranky lately. She keeps telling me how horny she is and at night it's like she's a cat in heat. She tries everything we can think of to get me hard, but it doesn't work. I spent nearly two hours watching porn last night while she sucked my dick under the table. I thought watching some POV porn while she gave me head might work. Nothing. Viagra isn't working. Went to the doctor last week and he said it's all in my head and recommend a shrink. It is impossible to get an appointment until next year. We haven't had sex in nearly a month.

Today, my girlfriend was using her vibrator on the couch in the living room completely naked, with her feet behind her head. Any one of our male roommates could have walked in on her. When she saw me, she grimaced and threw a pillow at me and then went to our bedroom and slammed the door.

I'm in panic mode. Please help.

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Buy a dog

Can't. Landlord doesn't allow pets.

Why are you panicking? The worst she can do is leave you or cheat on you. Either way, you're free afterwards. So don't panic. If she's gonna be a bitch because your dick doesn't snap to attention on demand, then that's her problem.

You're in college. You've got a lot of time left to get your erections back.

Get a nigger... nvm you said no animals

I don't want to be free. I don't want my girlfriend to leave or cheat on me. I love her. I'm panicking because if I don't get it up soon, I'm probably going to lose her.

Fetish guy pls go.

You could come to the realisation tha you're wasting a lot of unnecessary time and money on a girlfriend who will either cheat on you or move away on the next 5mo - 2yrs and you'll be out $X and a shit ton of time.

Came to that realisation a few years ago, decided to stop using others as a crutch and instead focus on improving me. You should try it OP.

It would take a crane to get out

Fuck would a dog help? Women aren't about to fuck a dog. Use something else on her..

the last thing you want to do is panic

if she is going to start fucking other dudes because you're in a rough spot, then you can do better

we've all been there, noboner is caused by stress and shit, and it's all in your head, you need a girl that won't pressure you to get hard, one that doesn't give a shit

if you want an easy fix take a small amount (0.05g) of MDMA with her, and then see just do some foreplay/kissing/touching

it'll be alright m8

(ps, don't watch porn, it won't help)

Amphetamines generally make its smaller/hard to get up my dude...

Love is a joke you fucking dope. It's just a chemical your body releases trying to get you to fuck a lady so a baby pops out and the human ace keeps trucking on, it's not some magical shit that exists between two people.

Viagra+Atenolol worked for me.

I had performance anxiety the first time I was with my gf and couldn't get it up. Used that combo to get the "flight or fight" reflex out of my head and now I'm golden!

This

He's attending a pretty good University, so I would say he's got that self improvement box checked.

Ur a fag lols

Well you know what helps with stress? Stressing even more about things.

Of course you don't want her to leave you. The object is to not let her leaving be the end of your happiness. You're psyching yourself out and it's only going to get worse if you don't learn to rein that shit in.

Can't get hard! Girlfriend is angry!
If she gets too angry, she'll leave!
Gotta get hard or else she'll leave!
But I can't get hard and she's getting angrier!

Relax.

Besides, it's not like you can't do other things with your girlfriend that'll satisfy her sexually. It seems like your sexual contribution to the relationship is to provide the dick. So, give her something more than that and give her a reason to not cheat. Step up your game and stop worrying.

Your fedora is showing

This. Break the cycle, OP. Focus on science.

However you want to rationalize your inept social life is fine by me user. Who cares if you're lying to yourself about not needing social interaction.

youtube.com/watch?v=_a-plasd9n0

Hit her to see if that increases ur libido

Going to uni doesn't necessarily means he's "permanently improved", he's still wasting a retarded amount of money and time on some cunt he can't even fuck at this point. Drop the dead weight and instead he could focus on why he can't get hard, or better yet learning how to be a person and deal with shit instead of having an emotional aide at his neck and call.

start working out with her

Do you workout? Do some squats and deadlifts, or just go for a run.

Why don't you get drunk enough to stop thinking? Or smoking some pot?
Honestly OP, I feel you. I'm in similar situations often where I'll finally be with a girl after trying so damn hard and then just lose it. Like, won't even work. This is normal to an extent, but it should be easier as you grow more comfortable. Is there anything else you've been stressing out about ? School, finances, etc?
If not, was your sex life normal before this? Was there anything that led up to it?

Obviously the dog is for him to fuck

Pleas feel free to continue living in your shitty fictitious world where love is this magical force outside the bounds of all science and reasoning. I'm sure your "soul mate" has the exact same mindset when she gets all those free dinners and gifts and then later files for a divorce and half your shit.

Yeah mate, REALLY magical.

Your virginity is safe user

>It seems like your sexual contribution to the relationship is to provide the dick.

I'm well above average and she has a very accommodating pussy. She's the first girl I've ever been able to go balls deep with full on fuck and her not complain about getting sore.

Also, I hate eating pussy. I think it's disgusting. I've been helping her cum by fingering her when she's about to cum from playing with her Hitachi Magic Wand. It isn't like she hasn't had an orgasm in the past 3 weeks.

It's that she hasn't been fucked hard. She likes it very rough.

>I hate eating pussy.

Boyyy do I have bad news for you son...

You forgot to mention any future earnings, career advances, bonuses, etc.

But hey, I'm sure it's all worth it for that three minutes of sex you get every other week, right?

>Going to uni doesn't necessarily means he's "permanently improved"
Duh. Thanks captain obvious
>he's still wasting a retarded amount of money and time on some cunt he can't even fuck at this point.
You're projecting. Nowhere in Op's post does he indicate how much of either time or money he has contributed to his current relationship.
>Drop the dead weight and instead he could focus on why he can't get hard, or better yet learning how to be a person and deal with shit instead of having an emotional aide at his neck and call.
go back to /r9k/

You are already cucked

*your

face

kek. And your delusions about love are safe, user.

>Pleas feel free to continue living in your shitty fictitious world where love is this magical force outside the bounds of all science and reasoning.

But love is a magical force outside the bounds of science and reasoning.

what is it?

>she has a very accommodating pussy.

You can't have a girlfriend and spend $0, it's just not realistic. This means OP must have spent atleast SOME money to keep/maintain this cunt who, at this point, isn't even providing him an outlet to fuck which is literally the only reason why you would get a girlfriend in the first place meaning he's wasting his time and he's wasting his money.

I get that you're enjoying your 3 to 5 minutes of sex you get every other week, and you're retarded enough to maintain the cost of that shit, but please don't go around dragging down others with that level of autism.

>which is literally the only reason why you would get a girlfriend in the first place

Here's your reply.

Not the poster, but hold up, he made a good point though, is the greentext the only part you disagreed with him on?

>You can't have a girlfriend and spend $0

Correction: You can't, white boy.

obvious samefag

>inb4 he edits this page with firebug to get rid of one of the (You)s

nigger

Great argument, 10/10
Oh, you totally got me, oh, wow, what ever should I do now?

Samefag

Totally obvious.

I'm sorry you're too dense to realize how wrong you are.

Samesamefag

Move away to hot chix without security

lol one reply from a laptop, the other from a cellphone. confirmed samefag.

lelelelele le epic trolling XD

kys

Just admit you've run out of logical responses and have to resort to some petty samefaggorty lie just to save face, how the fuck would I edit Firefox using chrome on mobile? LOL

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Up past your bedtime?

That's all you had to say bud.

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