If I were going to commit suicide, what would be the best way to do so? Also, how the fuck do I greentext im new here...

If I were going to commit suicide, what would be the best way to do so? Also, how the fuck do I greentext im new here. I just want answers.

Kill yourself newfag

By letting your own body kill you once you reach old age after living a fulfilling life.

>train
>bus
>car
and if your feeling adventurous:
>plane

>do i do it like this?

Trying to figure out how.

Thats the one

Pick someone you want to scar for life. Bring a gun. Go to them say "This is because of you!" Put the gun in your mouth, turn around and shower them with your brain matter.

SO I google it and I want to believe you, but the cynical, untrustworthy side of me says this is probably going to be the most painful thing ever imaginable. Promise you aren't fucking me around and I'll trust you.
Bro I already got that planned out, but not in the way you think of. I got a month and a half to plan and decide, ya know? If I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna make it miserable. I'm gonna write them a fucking letter and make it known to all what she did. I'm going to destroy her if I do this, ya know?

Send me your money