I hate this character...

I hate this character. Episode 7 should've just been about a rogue stormtrooper that learns the ways of the force and a dark apprentice that is desperately trying to follow in the steps of his grandfather.

If Kathleen Kennedy wanted her female role then she should've turned Poe into a female ace pilot. That would've been exponentially better.

The movie is so good up until the point Rey LITERALLY snatches us away from the happenings on the Star Destroyer right to her roaming around scavenging. It's like a girl who's jealous of her boyfriend having too much fun with the guys on the couch so she ruins the fun so that the attention can fall back on her.

Literally every time the Attack on Jakku scene ends I just turn the movie off. After that scene it's no longer a Star Wars movie it's just a feminist SJW flick with an agenda.

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I'M SORRY GEORGE.

George..

sorry

Even with all its shortcomings, TFA is still infinitely better than the prequels.

Doesn't make it a good star wars movie, but only people who were actual fans realize this. It's a decent sci-fi action movie though.

>I hate

Revenge of the Sith is objectively better than TFA.

I want to lick her armpits

>terrible script
>terrible acting
>boring, static camerawork
>plot revolves around everyone acting like idiots
>objectively better

Nice meme. TFA is a mechanically well made movie and the worst you can say about it is that it borrows from the original trilogy. The prequels are fundamentally broken films.

TFA is honestly better than ROTJ when you take nostalgia out of the equation

The Prequels are much better children's movies. Lots of imaginative stuff in there.

TFA is just generic, by-the-numbers bullshit for manchildren and braindead normies. It'll definitely be forgotten before the Prequels are.

Nope, not even remotely

How was it not a Star Wars movie?

It's fanfiction. It adds nothing new to the setting. It could just as easily take place in the Star Trek universe or some other random space opera setting.

what do her teeth smell like

>TFA is honestly better than ROTJ when you take nostalgia out of the equation

Wew time to kill yourself senpai. TFA isn't even a film like RotJ is. Its a Disney product that heavily borrows from Marvel's capeshit elements. The film feels like a two hour trailer that holds off on the action and cinematic virtue just to save it for the future installments in the universe. It's a perfect example of everything that's wrong with Hollywood today and how we've become content with subpar blockbusters that are meant to just be a “taste" of what's to come in future sequels instead of being a singular film that holds gravitas and weight.

>there are people like this who actually exist

The only film that Ep 7 is definitively better than is Ep 2.

It adds splinter group from the Empire, a slowly rebuilding Republic (which is ultimately destroyed), a stormtrooper rebelling against his programming, a scavenger of unknown origins, Han doing actual smuggler things, new force moves, and a villain who is actually torn between his desire for for dark power and an inherent call to the light because the Snoke has broken into his mind since he was a child. Not to mention force visions.

None of that stuff has been seen before.

that's a stretch.

ep 7 is the worst of the bunch honestly.

the most simple minded, idiotic, childish of all of them.

I just wish the music was good. Every star wars has music I remember except this one.

It's uninspired shit that could easily take place in another generic space opera setting with only a few small cosmetic changes.

Rey's theme is the one that stands out to me, but nowhere near as much as say, Duel of the Fates or the Imperial March.

You do know that ANH is the most generic of all plotlines right? It's the Hero Journey.

That doesn't stop it from being amazing.

Agreed.

I wish Adam Driver and Oscar Issac hadn't debased themselves with this trash.

God I wish they get rid off that stupid hairstyle.

I'd be surprisingly ok with strong female character who can do anything and is loved by everyone, if she was at least sexually attractive.
Instead we get this deformed talentless goblin.

You just decided you were going to hate the movie because le evul jews made it

And lets just ignore how George was a moneyminded executive from square 1, the auteur shit was a lie he told himself

Never once did I say anything about Jews. I gave a clear and coherent opinion about my disdain for the movie. Stop putting words in my mouth o save face and change the narrative.

And George can be all those things, but atleast he was visually creative.

You haven't answered this yet:

Gr8 b8

>Never once did I say anything about Jews

You decided that since Disney made it you were going to hate it. You're going to deny it, but you made up your mind about TFA when Disney purchased Lucasfilm in 2012.

The Force Awakens suffers from pretty bad pacing after the first act and never really explains itself well (meaning it can't stand on its own two feet). Plus, its protagonist is bland and overpowered. The score is forgettable and the film has a scene straight out of Phantom Menace (rathars). On top of all this, it steals all of its good ideas from the Original Trilogy and leaves what little new stuff it has underdeveloped. People will be more open to admitting its numerous flaws once the hype truly wears down. The excitement about there being a competent SW film for the first time in decades is still in the air.

>there are actually people so contrarian as to say the prequels are better than TFA
Anyone who says this needs to rewatch them, they are fucking garbage. RotS is about on par with TFA but PM and AotC are some of the worst big budget movies ever made

Quite the opposite I was actually excited.

stop projecting your own feelings onto me.

How is any star wars movie a stand alone film? Even a new hope has a sequel hook with Vader getting blasted into the unknown. And empire and rotj are all based on a setup made by the previous films. And we all know george made background characters have names and a backstory to sell toys of them.

>it's a "Star Wars wasn't always garbage" shit

Are you gonna seriously argue ANH wasn't a self contained film just because Vader gets away?

In the technical sense, yes.

This.

>should've turned Poe into a female ace pilot
holy crap this really is so much better

Can anyone explain why all of those pieces of shit with a STRONK FEMALE PROTAGONIST always have male villains who are pathetic incompetent idiots? Is it because if a male villain was scary and competent, he'd quickly show the bitch her place and there'd be no story?

It is a self-contained film, but it's open-ended.

Finn not being a racist caricature would have been nice.

You're right. We all know a man like Vader would probably just retire to naboo and drink blue milk for the rest of his life. But I would actually argue that ANH isn't a stand alone film because the series was written as a fucking trilogy from the start, and has two sequels to finish the story.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Boring, static camerawork

Oh boy.

I thought we stopped giving a shit about TFA. Stop making threads about Rey you unoriginal plebs. She's been milked to death, every flaw scrutinised in detail. We can stop now.

>pacing

Stopped reading here. That is the be all and end all of TFA debates. Decent film that was mired in poor pacing.

And dull, unimaginative set design, but that's a whole different matter.

This. The hate is understandable but it's been 6 months now.

But the concept of Rey was George's idea...

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>should've just been about a rogue stormtrooper that learns the ways of the force and a dark apprentice that is desperately trying to follow in the steps of his grandfather.
>should've turned Poe into a female ace pilot.
Most of your post is shit but this would have been cool.

Why do people like female protagonists in actionshit again?
Women don't know how to fight (inb4 muh Gina Carano, Ronda Rousey, etc. Any male who's not a fat fuck or a skinny fag could knock them out in one punch)
Men being competent in combat doesn't feel as jarring and unrealistic.

>l-leave my waifu out of this

fuck this fat sperg

the prequels though poorly done was miles above that crock of shit that was the force awakens. Ms maRey sue and all was pure and utter shit, in especially jar jar binks, i mean finn.

(you) have autism.

Yeah, because Jew Jew and the rat are so much better, right? Get the fuck outta here you fucking failure at life.

I can't tell if it's just meming or not, but do people on here actually think there are any good star wars movies?
The prequels are complete and utter shit, and the originals really aren't much better. Is it nostalgia or just a joke?

You allowed the Jew and the rat to fool you into thinking that piece of shit was actually enjoyable. Cognitive Dissonance is off the charts with ye.

The prequels were shitty and the originals not much better but even their mediocrity is miles above the shit awakens. I find it hilarious that everyone praises such a shit film. fuck that movie.

You know what you did george, you TRAITOR

(You) have autism. kys

Keep telling yourself that.

Yes, I have autism because I didn't ride the trending cock carousel a lot of yous new age fucking dimshits eat up because Harpo or Nelle or queen dyke fat bitch says you should get on as soon as possible. No thank you. the shit awakens was the grossest pile of shit I've seen in a long time.

TFA's acting was the best of the series. People always forget that the OT acting was pretty meh most of the time. And we all know how they somehow managed to make decent actors seem terrible in the PT.

But while TFA's actors were good, its script was bad and the acting couldn't quite save it.

>complain about generic story
>ANH was literally designed to be as generic as possible

What do tell strikes you as the force awakens best bits, the sweeping score, the epic cinematography, the beautiful epic other worldliness or the characters in especially the bitch who can do all things being disney's newest tiara princess who needs no man and stuff.
the force awakens acting was the best? which scene was the best, dimshit?

Generic means, you incorrigible cunt, Run of the mill or not unique something that's like something before it that isn't special as is.

A new Hope, you insufferable dimshit, was the greatest science fiction story ever told. Find me one movie that parallels it. You can't and you won't. Jar Jar and the Rat copied ANH and Empire and Return and mixed up a perfect batch of dog shit calling it the shit awakens.

But then they couldn't make him gay for progressive points.

Women can fight, they're just never as strong as men. But it doesn't matter in this movie because the normal rules don't apply when a character has the Force. They can just say that boosts all of her abilities.

Doesn't change the fact that ol' Georgie set out to implement the Hero's Journey by the numbers. But you could keep being mad though, if that gives you a reason to live.

>Women can fight
Fuck no. All they can do is flail their arms around like retards in real life. I'm sure that even if my size, strength, speed and durability were on par with an average woman, I'd still easily beat her.

>the female flesh is simply no match for my fedora fighting sensibilities

The hero's Journey by the numbers you say? So what did the shit awakens implement? Because if I remember the Hero's journey, the hero starts off as a weakling who through the course of his 'JOURNEY' develops into a hero. He doesn't start off a hero but he becomes one, because in the beginning he fails repeatedly and with the help of friends he meets on this journey he finds success, but, only after much trial and error.

Ms maRey sue however flew the falcon all by herself when previously it was established it ran better with two pilots in especially in a dog fight.

But not Ms Tiara princess of power who could into everything thing right out the gate because the Hero's journey was a never you mind to Jar Jar and the rat. she could climb, she could out force use an active force master, she could into everything just because even telepathy, sword fencing, and force pull, apparently. Luke took minutes, several of them to pull his saber to him and in fact, he later got his ass handed to him by a master when vader pushed debris at him and he tried to block it and failed. Were it maRey sue however, Vader would have gotten his shit pushed in.

I think the only equivalent would could be applicable to how ridiculously fucking powerful maRey sue is, if Neo in the first Matrix film woke up with all the powers he had by the third movie. If that were the case we'd have called Neo a poorly done bullshit gary stu. But no, the wachowski BROTHERS, knew well enough that the Hero had to gain his power only after much trial and error and by movie's end, NEO gained his power. By the third movie however, the only power Neo could have used against the bad guy was the power of self sacrifice. A fitting end to a brilliant Hero on the HERO'S JOURNEY.

fuck the force awakens, fuck the rat and fuck jar jar abr'shits.

Most girls in the mma would get their shit pushed in by the geekiest of geeks. I kid you not. A man's muscle and bone density's that much greater, even the geeky kind.

Its shot reverse shot ad nauseum in front of blue and green screens.

>inb4redditlettermedia

It's happening.

BACK OFF

It should have been about the piwer vacuum left aftwr the empire fell it should have been about a former imperial marshal who hunts down rebels who are wanted by the imperial remnant for questioning regarding terror attacks and bonvings

Except Rey is more akin to Neo in the first movie. Some powers are awakened and she beat the bad guy but theres more training to be done and the bad guy will be back for more in the next one

Youre just mad rey is a girl, even if youve convinced yourself otherwise

>Reylo happening

>Youre just mad rey is a girl, even if youve convinced yourself otherwise
I'm starting to believe that this must be the number one reason that fuels these threads. If she had been a guy there wouldn't be as many threads bitching about him. Sure he would be compared to Luke and be called shit but not to this extent.

This is the most retarded thing I've ever seen. The prequels suck fucking balls. Yippee!

Yes but not because of misogyny, it's because the directors made her over the top good at everything BECAUSE they were writing for a female character

You're fucking retarded. maRey sue effortless out mind pulled a force master then went out to outfight him with force ability and fencing. He had her at the edge, he says force and suddenly, she overpowers him? FUCK!

How in the fuck is that paralleled by Neo, you fucking idiot? Neo, believing he was the one still got his ASS HANDED TO HIM, BY SMITH! Because he was able to flip out of the way of the train saved his ass. IN fact, he didn't beat Smith until HE FUCKING DIED!

Admit it, she's a maRey sue!

The only force ability Luke showed was timing when to pull the trigger, when people say he forced the torpedo into the tubes using the force I want to find them and poke them in the eye.
The missiles had a homing computer, the hardest bit was lining them up to the tubes. The targeting computer couldn't handle the trajectory and the changing environment. Luke used the force to time when to fire, that's it. He didn't do shit after firing at the right time.

The revenge of the sith was a better movie though.

kys

There is actually more evidence pointing to it lately and I'm not sure what to think.

>kylo ren
>force master

Youre an idiot who didnt understand the character.

Like what? Nothing has been confirmed by those msw guys.

Shows what you fucking know about the lore, which is fine Mr casual viewer. But sorry, FORCE TELEPATHIC INTORROGATION, AND FORCE FREEZE are two of the most Over Powered force abilities ever shown on film. In ANH, vader resorted to an inquisition droid to find out the location of the rebel base. In the second film, he used the same against Han. Han fired at Vader and vader used his mechanical glove to absorb the shots.
KYLO REN GETS IN YOUR HEAD AND FORCES YOU TO REVEAL SECRETS TO HIM, AND HE FORCES NOT ONLY AN ELECTRIC PLASMA BOLT IN MID AIR BUT ALSO THE ONE WHO FIRED THE FUCKING SHOT!

You force awakens groupies makes me violently ill when you try to defend that dog shit.

Nothing, since the advent of sith lighting is as impressive as force freeze. How many force users we saw die in the prequels That could have really used force freeze?

They made maRey sue all powerful because disney can't into sequels and had to have their tiara princess find her crown and beat the bad guy by film's end. Name me one tiara princess who got her power up or crown by the third film.

I loved the developing romance between your character, Finn and Rey in “The Force Awakens.” How is that romance evolving in the next chapter?

Boyega: I mean, we didn’t establish a romance in seven; we never played it that way. Daisy and I, we’re friends.

So there’s no romance?

Boyega: Yes, Finn and Rey – they’re just friends. Finn is a storm trooper, so he doesn’t really know what’s going on. So the romance thing is something that’s going to be interesting in the next installment. It’s not going to go the way you think it’s going to go.

Im sorry that you think the force is DBZ powerlevels and youre incapable of understanding character arcs

Rey not wanting to kill him according to leaks, Rey Skywalker being basically dead, Boyega coming out and pretty saying FinnRey won't happen and that the romance will go in an "unexpected" way, the weirdly suggestive Star Wars celebration art that was approved.

It's more likely that Rey will end up alone like Luke and I honestly couldn't give half a fuck about what happens to her character anyways. But I wouldn't mind Reylo happening purely so I can watch the huge shitfit half the internet will throw about it.

He's not a master but he's very skilled in the Force. It just doesn't matter when he's mentally and emotionally fucked and then very heavily injured later.

I shouldn't apologize because I've always liked Phantom Menace. You fuckers should apologize

Even if they show signs, Kylo's redemption ends with him dying.

Sorry