Dubs decides what company's live chat we message

Dubs decides what company's live chat we message.

Pic not related, but enjoy it anyways.

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rockstar games

im just here for the lulz

Chevrolet

WINRAR

Aww yiss, here's the link

prechat.chevrolet.com/prechat.xhtml?channelID=a9dk6f

How does this work? What do i select as my issue?

Just put your name and select "shopping for a new vehicle"

Ask about their sports cars and how many keks /hour they go

meant for

Here we go

bump for interest

Microsoft

Currently talking to some sweet girl named Julie.. im in the market for a new sports car

AANTV

Tell Jeremiah he's an asshat, from me.

Post progress, user!

I think they are on to us

Ask about keks /hour man

This is fun

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solid 7.5/10

made me laugh

Kek

hehe

she's not giving up

Abu Bakr Al-Baghdady:10:01:37 AM
Chevrolet - Shopping for a new vehicle
Connection established.
Welcome to Chevrolet
Connecting.....A live chat agent is now entering the chat.
Jason:10:02:02 AM
Hello! Thank you for contacting Chevrolet today. My name is Jason. How may I assist you today?
Abu Bakr Al-Baghdady:10:03:23 AM
Allahu ackbar I am looking to buy a new truct to get around without having to worry about Kafirs being able to stop me. What truck do you believe would be best for jihad?
Jason:10:04:26 AM
I am going to have to end the chat session now, due to irrelevant language. If do have any questions about our Chevrolet products, feel free to chat in again any time. Have a nice day!
You have been disconnected from the chat session. If you require further assistance, please start another chat session.

Not very helpful...

No new electric car for mr. Pre Cum.

poor mr. Pre Cum

WAT DO

They end the show right after kek is mentioned

This is legitimately fun

Stop clogging the lines, faggots.

kek

Kek

Can someone cap the thread so i can post it on all those 'Sup Forums is shit nowadays' threads

Get my shit fixed, scott

I feel kinda bad, but this is fucking hilarious

Still funny as fuck!

She claims she can so me lol.

>Mi Chevy Spark está haciendo solo el 20 kek/h

You should at least not speak broken spanish to make them think you're an actual immigrant

dammit scott

Didn't even respect my country's age old unit of distance..

i only know google translate. also - blow me.

Oh shit, they're cracking down

Apparently they send that message if you type any word in caps

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top lulz

LIVE CHAT
Disconnected
Aleister Crowly:7:10:56 AM
Chevrolet - Shopping for a new vehicle
Connection established.
Welcome to Chevrolet
Connecting.....A live chat agent is now entering the chat.

Juliann:7:11:15 AM
Hello, Aleister! Thank you for chatting with Chevrolet today! My name is Julie, how may I assist you?

Aleister Crowly:7:11:45 AM
HI I'm looking for a car with good mileage.

Juliann:7:13:02 AM
Wonderful! The Cruze is our most fuel efficient model that is not a hybrid or electric vehicle! Are you looking for any specific features?

Juliann:7:15:18 AM
Are you still with me?

Aleister Crowly:7:16:29 AM
I'm glad you asked. Do you know if I can use my Bluetooth on the cruze.

Juliann:7:17:46 AM
The audio system that comes standard on all trim levels of the 2017 Cruze does feature the Bluetooth capability that you're looking for!

Juliann:7:17:50 AM
How soon would you want to be driving your new vehicle?

Aleister Crowly:7:18:56 AM
Today

Juliann:7:19:36 AM
Wonderful! Have you talked to a dealer about this purchase yet?

Aleister Crowly:7:20:08 AM
Not yet.........But does the car from with kek?

Juliann:7:20:25 AM
I am going to have to end the chat session now, due to inappropriate and irrelevant language. Have a nice day!
You have been disconnected from the chat session. If you require further assistance, please start another chat session.

>Vin diesel

Posting in ebic cringe thread.

I spat my drink out

Scott, you were supposed to help me.

Include me in the screencap

Somebody needs to screencap this shit.

i need to change my name they just shut me down whenever they see the name

Props for Aleister Crowley.

Love him.

epic quads

The fuckers went offline?

Waiting for Agent
Waiting for Agent
Waiting for Agent
Waiting for Agent
Waiting for Agent
Waiting for Agent

Connected to Agent

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Kekekek

I feel like a dick. We probably made them take a early lunch.

Those motherfuckers

Back in business.

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Kek we got them offline

my infotainment is not showing me what I need to know tiffany!!

flawless

why didn't I think of that? I like it

Kek

They are growing some balls!

why thank you

Capped it:

imgur.com/gallery/DV4Sj

Time to migrate to a new live chat, dubs once again decides

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Legend

New thread?

Itv

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It's time

Ask if they have battletoads

Ea

The fuckers disconnected me. He might've remembered his encounter with Suk Mike Hok who might've had the same Vin Diesel line.

Vodafone

re-roll for EA - I fucking hate those bastards

How bout some medical shit?

WinRar anyone got link?

This

Rolling for EA

See

Actually I think EA don't have a live chat open to anons.. You need to log in and shit

Well shit.

winrar!

Rockstar

We ask if they are going to remaster battletoads

We need a new thread or some boys with a lot of drive

Start again guys, EA don't have live chat.

link?

Then roll for Comcast. Tell them everything keeps getting redirected to porn and the tv channels are all porn or some shit.

Fuck, you have to sign in

Someone just post a fucking link already and lets get this shit storm started

Reroll for silkroad