What religion should I convert to?

What religion should I convert to?

I want reasons to live until I'm old.

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embrace christianity

DEUS VULT

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Islam, the true warrior's religion. Egalitarian and true to its roots. You will make brothers who'd be ready to take a bullet for you.

Christianity is a disease. You'll only find crooks and prostitutes who follow this religion.

like a true british citizen.

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The typical American is a christian who would kill his family for an extra dollar. This is the power of christcuckoldry.

BEGONE SATAN!

>he isn't catholic

Praise Tengri tbf

The typical serb is a christian, he comes from the religion who proclaims love for your neighbor to be important, yet the serbian animals are known only for neighbor-killing. now their women fill the brothels of europe, spreading diseases. This is the power of christcuckoldry.

animism - solipsism - deism

Satanism

Follow Jesus.

I'm not trolling.

Islam is deception.

Christ i right.

is*

quintessentially

Isn't that allah sideways though

Islam seems like the best investment into the future. You might have a headstart when you convert now as opposed to all the mainstream fags who will convert once it becomes the norm.

how can people just convert like that, whats the point you probably dont really believe in it anyway

well chances are you're born into your religion anyway without having a say about it (except if you're an anabaptist or something) so what meaning does the religion hold to begin with? for some people it doesn't hold any or just a cultural one but they migh be looking for religious satisfaction that a religion assigned by birth cannot deliver.

Buddhism

>well chances are you're born into your religion anyway
exactly, you were born thinking that certain god is real,
you cant decide which god you like the most and believe in that

I don't know, it's a question of whether you think unquestioning faith is the only pure faith or if you think actively choosing our own faith is the only true way of being truly faithful.

Fucking Turk

called the bundespatrol
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Christianity, it's what drove Science and faith into Europe.
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>Islam, the true warrior's religion
>Its most greatest prophet wore a woman's dress for fun, and always urinated while squatting down.
Kek

Go play DOTA or something

>Christianity, it's what drove Science and faith into Europe.
American Education..

>Denying your past.
Isn't that illegal in your country, Muhammad?

If he was Muhammed it wouldn't be his past you fucking moron

Well, if he adopted what's left of your "culture", it certainly is.

Marxism.

>wore a woman's dress for fun, and always urinated while squatting down.
-wearing pants to restrict your manhood
-squatting is healthy to your bladder because that action support the squeeze the pee out of your body completely without burdening the bladder
Or perhaps, you can't squat because you're American. :^D

*squeezing

Paganism

This
t. Farrokh

this

this
the only religion where you worship a fucking flame

not really

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lmfao @ that whore holding the holy book

PBUH

you don't need religion to have a reason to live
try atheism

Tengrism desu

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>build hospitals
>sustain the weak
>Darwin was wrong

>the true warrior's religion.

Muslims in the UK herd around like sheep.

Get out of this country

Let's all love Lain.

Feminism

Lol what. Melanin is an element now!

The flame is just a symbol for the divine. They dont worship it directly

The joke is that its carbon

lül
it's one of those fake black nationalist memes right?

An atheist believes in building hospitals to abort babies and assist in killing people

Worship Perkele

Yes, that's what hospitals are all about ;^)

Christianity

To the only true religion
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I thought hospitals are build to cure people. Fuck atheist!!