Ask a dog anything

Ask a dog anything

woof woof woof woof?

I'm sorry I don't speak pitbull you dumb mutt

who's a good boy?

Are you a dog

FYI I have killed dozens of hedgehogs you spiky shit

Bork bork pupper

No shit

Are you sure youre a dog

lol dogs dont grow old they die before they are 18

this site is 18+

enjoy your ban

Do I look like a fucking cat to you

Are you a Bitch?

What is your favorite sex position?

How sure are you that youre sure youre a dog

How convenient is it to be able to reach your own butt n nuts with your tongue? Why don't you wear some goddam clothes?

I'm immortal you petty human

BTW THAT SNOWMAN WILL BE YOU SOON ENOUGH YOU FUCKING CUNT

Doggy style

I'm a male, sorry to disappoint you furfag

Btw that's me seducing a bitch

It's very convenient

Also I don't need clothes because I'm hot af

Very sure thank you

Unless you're at least two inches, you should kill yourself.

How much pussy do you get, doggo?

How come, pupper?

Where is that filthy mutts penis?

I get alot of bitches, even in a relationship with one rn

Btw thats me seeing her for the first time

When you eat some ribbon and you can only poop it out half way, do your prefer to humbly ask your human for assistance removing the shit-covered ribbon from your ass or do you prefer to run through the house at top speed, flinging shit everywhere?

This is what I tend to do

Cats. Bad?

Yes I absolutely despise them

My human had to pull bologna casing from my butt just yesterday.

woof woof what's for lunch?

Are you a fucking idiot?

I had these for lunch

why you leave all those delicious bones?

:-)

You know right I could choke on chicken bones

i thougt you were cool, doggo. :(

Chicken bones are generally a no-no for dogs.
Sorry doggo user. x

Just kidding I ate those bones as fast as that Bitch's pusst

YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.