Ask a dog anything
Ask a dog anything
woof woof woof woof?
I'm sorry I don't speak pitbull you dumb mutt
who's a good boy?
Are you a dog
FYI I have killed dozens of hedgehogs you spiky shit
Bork bork pupper
No shit
Are you sure youre a dog
lol dogs dont grow old they die before they are 18
this site is 18+
enjoy your ban
Do I look like a fucking cat to you
Are you a Bitch?
What is your favorite sex position?
How sure are you that youre sure youre a dog
How convenient is it to be able to reach your own butt n nuts with your tongue? Why don't you wear some goddam clothes?
I'm immortal you petty human
BTW THAT SNOWMAN WILL BE YOU SOON ENOUGH YOU FUCKING CUNT
Doggy style
I'm a male, sorry to disappoint you furfag
Btw that's me seducing a bitch
It's very convenient
Also I don't need clothes because I'm hot af
Very sure thank you
Unless you're at least two inches, you should kill yourself.
How much pussy do you get, doggo?
How come, pupper?
Where is that filthy mutts penis?
I get alot of bitches, even in a relationship with one rn
Btw thats me seeing her for the first time
When you eat some ribbon and you can only poop it out half way, do your prefer to humbly ask your human for assistance removing the shit-covered ribbon from your ass or do you prefer to run through the house at top speed, flinging shit everywhere?
This is what I tend to do
Cats. Bad?
Yes I absolutely despise them
My human had to pull bologna casing from my butt just yesterday.
woof woof what's for lunch?
Are you a fucking idiot?
I had these for lunch
why you leave all those delicious bones?
:-)
You know right I could choke on chicken bones
i thougt you were cool, doggo. :(
Chicken bones are generally a no-no for dogs.
Sorry doggo user. x
Just kidding I ate those bones as fast as that Bitch's pusst
YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.