Would any old or fat or disgusting guy like to fuck my gf for my birthday?

Would any old or fat or disgusting guy like to fuck my gf for my birthday?

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How would u treat her

Would definitely pound her ass while you watched

I would love to watch her being disgusted

Would even bend her over your lap.. letting you feel her getting my cock shoved into her

Put a bag over her head I'll think about it

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I want to fuck her from behind while she licks her friend

Someone rape my gf hard

Oh yeah, she would do pretty well doggy style. One in her pussy, one in her ass.
Double old for the lady

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I'd probably fart in her mouth and then jack off all over her lower back

Honestly, she scares me. Something very unsettling about her face. I would absolutely not be able to get hard for this.

Why jerk off her lower back

What do you mean

So I can smear it around with my hand easier.

Why smear it

She has the dead eyes of a serial killer. She has the crazies, obviously. My penis would not become erect, so I wouldn't be able to penetrate her. Do you need further explanation?

Nah, she's ugly

Why the fuck wouldn't you smear it?

I'd piss on her, slap her around a bit, fuck her throat, twist her nips, probably do anal, and I'd finish in her mouth

I'd shit on her chest

You fuck her. I don't have time to fuck every goddammed girl on the internet.

id sex her i guess xDDDDDDD