Just met a banana fag irl and beat the living fuck out of him. AMA

Just met a banana fag irl and beat the living fuck out of him. AMA

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Do you think this is Reddit? Get the fuck out with your AMA shit, faggot.

Fuck you nigger. Die.

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Nice shop.

How did the conversation come about?

It's 100% real

Thank you user. You're sincerely doing heaven's work. Greentext pl0x how you met, found out he was banana fag and how the fight went down.

He was bragging about how he makes all these funny banana memes on this website he's always on. He didn't know I that I get on Sup Forums almost every day.

Proves my point. Some people even think it's real.

>went out drinking with some friends
>they all want to go to this shitty arcade
>I stay behind at the bar
>over hear some guy talking about Sup Forums
>Join in conversation
> ask what this Sup Forums is all about
>continue talking about stupid shit
>find out he's looking for a pot dealer
>turns out I'm a "pot dealer"
>tell him to meet me in the alley outside
>knocked his fucking dick in the dirt
>left
He went down with one punch. Didn't see it coming.

It is real

Kek. That's fucking hilarious m8. I so wish I could have had that opportunity.

Ok, Ok, Ok, it's real.

Good job hurting an innocent person. I hope he presses charges

I know

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I came a little

I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex.

Kek. I made dis

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Also you don't understand irony.

Keep telling yourself that

Yes I do

Quite the fantasy you have there

I wasn't exactly thinking about taking pictures with a time stamp at the time faggot.

did you shout DONT TALK ABOUT THE FIGHT CLUB! when you punched him?

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It's not as if you can take pictures of an event that never happened

kek. I didn't say a word. Just left.

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THAT WAS ME you fucking prick I told the bartender what happened and he got you on tape so expect the cops to find you since they got your face you fucking sack of shit

What you believe isn't really important.

Why would you go on the internet and tell lies?

Yeah right. In that fucking dive bar? Don't make me laugh.

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I've been looking for the opportunity to do something like this for a while. The satisfaction of having experienced it first hand is enough for me. Your belief isn't needed.

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>What you believe isn't really important
>Your belief isn't needed
>keeps posting about how it actually happened and felt great
>attempts to dismiss anyone that doesn't believe him

Lmao what a fucking edgy tryhard. Nobody actually believes this shit happened

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>Edgy try hard
Spoken like a genuine faggot

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Dear diary,
Today OP was a stupid fucking faggot.

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Saved

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Nice dubs negro

whats a banana fag

I really really like this image

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whats a banana fag

This is a banana fag in his natural habitat. Always approach with caution. Bites from a banana fag will result in instant potassium overdose which will lead to coma and death.

Pic related, and don't call me fag

Should i eat one of his sweet tender steamy chocolate logs? Sup Forums?

whats a banana fag

someone tell me what a banana fag is

What did you think this thread was going to be? Did you honestly expect to get on this board and complain about bananas without reaping the consequences? You probably think you're so fucking cool with your faggot shit posting and your autistic babbling. I don't even know why I bother responding to your kind anymore. This board might as well be dead and in the ground because of faggots like you. You should have been killed when you were a baby so they wouldn't have to dig the hole so big you worthless piece of human garbage. You know what? If I ever meet someone like you in real life I will give you the ass whooping your father never did. Scratch that; I will bitch slap your faggot ass like the little bitch you are. Get the fuck back on kikebook you fucking normie.

When cornered a banana fag will emit a stream of noxious liquid much like a skunk but far worse. Pic related

Thats sarcasm not irony you retarded faggot

whats a banana fag

Fake pic.

Banana fags were originally found in parts of China and Indonesia but we're brought overseas by spanish traders in the early 1700s. They are an invasive species that have no natural predators in North America.

It's real

do your hands still smell like unwashed Jewish asshole?

but what are they

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So did you kick the shit out of him before or after he told you?
>I really like this image.
>(Fist incoming)

Wait hold on a a second. Where does the banana fit into all this? You didn't say anything about the banana. Making shit up again user?

Kek no but my knuckles are a bit bruised

>g8 b8 m8

Can you read? I said he mentioned making banana memes of his own.

I punched him in his lower jaw. I'm assuming he was knocked out but I left immediately.

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Banana fags have a reproduction cycle of about two weeks making them one of the fastest breeding species on the planet. This is complicated by the fact that their life span is 30 to 40 years.

Is this pasta?

ffs

Checked

OP here
Banana fags post those stupid pictures all over Sup Forums

I knew this thread was going to be cancer when I clicked on it. Bravo.

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Rare picture of OP in his free time. Pic related

those banana things that this is full of?

(thank you)

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Unfortunately yes.

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K

K

youtube.com/watch?v=edLlyFOujg4

That's the funniest video I've ever seen

pics or it didn't happen

It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight user

Because I totally thought to snap a pic of the guy. I'm not usually one for violence so my adrenaline was going.

Thanks, Lori!

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