I need your advice Sup Forums

I need your advice Sup Forums

My wife loves me and I love her but we never had sex yet. My penis is so pathetic and small I can`t penetrate her. Sometimes I cheer her up with a laugh and wiggle my tiny maggot at her. It makes her smile. I feel so bad I can`t be a real man for her.

In general I`m a lazy slob. Which might contribute to me having an insignificant manhood.

Anyway I thought about trying cuckold. Whats the best way to introduce my wife to this without a backlash ? I don`t want any trouble but I`m open to the idea. Anyone else been in this situation ?

Advice appreciated.

Is it really that hard to go e her permission?

Your new perspective on marriage

"Yep, it's in!"

Can we your dick?

Dick can your we?

Just leave this pic on your phone and let her "run into" it. A few days later she'll start hinting about being curious...

Become a trap and dump that bitch.

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Show her some artsy porn that just happens to be interracial. She'll make a comment about him and you take it from there.

Get castrated that way you will have to have a bull breed your wife.

Why does everyone always resort to blacks for cuckold?

Cuckolding is a humiliation fetish, so I guess to many, being cuckolded by blacks make it more humiliating

Have you tried... oh, I don't know... talking to her about it?

more of this set?

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Do you actually want to watch other men fuck your wife, living out the experience of their larger penises vicariously? If you want to, great, but I feel like your feelings of "I'm pathetic" will only be amplified.

Do you try and please her sexually in other ways?

Talk to her about it, whatever you want. Your marriage won't last without communication even when the subject is uncomfortable but potentially beneficial to the long-term ability of the relationship.

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That guy does not want to be there. Zozzle!