Drying jacket

when?

>oculus rift phone

when?

>double ties

when?

>jaws 19

when?

the shark still looks fake.

>futurist pepsi

when?

it went on sale last year for a limited time.

>hahaha still no hoverboards that movie lied to me xD

>mom i'm too cool for may mays now

flying texaco vehicle

>Directed by Max Spielberg

Imagine his face when he realized he'd been set up to be a huge public disappointment in life

Give me 12 months and a hundred dollars.

You've got 9

I can do it in 6

Didn't the cars run on trash though?

>mr. fusion home reactor

when?

They had cold fusion drives, which could use garbage among other things and convert it into fuel.

>plutonium stolen from Libyan terrorists, also known as Libyan nationalists

when?

We're in the Biff future user. No fancy future shit for you. Just Trump and terrorism.

>"Time Train"

when?

>wake up juice

when?

RETRACT!!

your words hurt me in ways that cannot be explained with words

...

MUKFRY

Today we call them "refugees" and spend trillions giving them every last thing they could possibly want while anyone they hate are told to shut up and disappear so the refugees don't get offended

>delorean with white wall tires

when?