Roast us Sup Forums, you fucking can't because we own this shit

Roast us Sup Forums, you fucking can't because we own this shit

u have school tomorrow go 2 bed

Try again, we all graduated

>c-class

What can I say? Bought it cash.


Next

And you still cant get laid.

nice diesel mercedes

>Diesel

kek

Got my dick wet the other night

You look like pre mature ejaculaters who cry themselves to sleep every night because women find them repulsive. A nice car wont cure your bed wetting or inferiority complex.

How much did he cost.

Why would I have to lie about sexual activity that occurs in almost 80% of humans

The neighbor's car?

A diesel Mercedes?

Why do we care about some car?

Your girlfriend decided to sleep with me for the night while you were busy doing other gay shit with your homeboys.

Try harder :)

I'll have to have a talk with her :p

Rent?

kek

Because your of the 20% tiny.

Harder :)

whoa, whoa, whoa, not too fast there kiddo, a c class is shit and for posers that can't buy a real Mercedes. You got fucking roasted, don't pretend that didn't just happen.

Awwww I'm hurt :((

fucking shit

You have a spelling error. "w-e" should be spelled "o-u-r - p-a-r-e-n-t-s"
I get you gooks are good at math, but I guess the slant eyes don't help for reading comp

1 Asian

>"you gooks"

try harder

yeah and retarded for spending so much money on a shitty car instead of paying a little bit more to get the same thing but 2x better, and if you have so much money putting a little bit more down shouldn't be a problem.

i'm not gonna spit fire at them. we already did that at hiroshima

Sorry for saving money so I can buy my downtown condo :^)

>visible license plate

Have fun with my Make and Model

lol

so you're a broke ass nigger then. Looks like I win.

Funny thing is I'm far from broke and far from a nigger :')

>surely there are no databases that link license plate with contact info

>Even the dude on the phone doesn't give a shit ...

When you find it post it

I wanna see :)

>Far from a nigger
>makes this thread
kek, take this L my nigga.

...

Because you cant find my info

lolol

>Roadkill

Possibly one of the WORST car related shows in existance

kekekek

Turns out Sup Forums is worse at roasting than I thought, goodnight. Have fun sleeping in your shitholes while I rest like a prince on my king size bed downtown in my million dollar condo :) I love each one of you very much

He doesn't only do roadkill and motor trend is unarguably one of the best car media companies.

Is that Mia Khalifa's brother in the red shirt

Some shit colored faggots with mom's car - fuck off, shit skins.

You look like the kids that the kids in glee club calls faggots.