What up /b I need ideas for a grad quote...

What up /b I need ideas for a grad quote, must be stupid yet appropriate because our teacher will just replace inappropriate quotes with "the lord is with you"

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Might actually take that into consideration

Getting out of bed is the second hardest thing in the morning

"Work makes you free"

"Work will set you free"

actually technically it's "work sets you free"
we both suck
mines closer though

Veni, veni, veni

You seem like an interesting person user

I was thinking something that makes no sense like "put your seat belt on before crossing the street"

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.

"The Lord is with you"

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug" - Rick James

keep em coming my dudes

"May the force be with you" - Jesus

Allah is with me.

All great liars must also be great magicians

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.’" -Barack Hussein Obamacare

theres no report button, no mute button in real life

What's it supposed smell like, my bawls is out!

"Make...America...[Great]...Again" - James Madison, Federalist #48

"My jewish aunt is having another kid. Looks like you could say she has another little jew in the oven"

"Didn't Do Nothing" - Carl Sagan

"Seek not the favor of the multitude; it is seldom got by honest and lawful means. But seek the testimony of few; and number not voices, but weigh them" - V@pe_&_3@tpu$$y_666