Earth Sucks

Reminder that there are whole star systems out there where the planetary inhabitants probably already know what it's like to visit completely different worlds and meet truly alien, alternately evolved lifeforms because they happen live only a few weeks or months away from each other (or days depending on the technology).

They're conducting space trade as we speak and having actual dialogue and blowing each others' minds with how radically different they are from each other while unlocking the secrets behind what universally binds all self-aware beings.

They're already learning how to fuck one another and go on epic Mass Effect-scale adventures.

They're watching and laughing at single-habitable world systems like ours RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

being jealous of aliens is more retarded than alt-right

You know for a genetically perfect human Miranda has surprisingly small boobs

small boobs are good for the back and posture

The confused the face genetics with a dog's sample in the laboratory too.

The Fermi paradox is testament to the fact that interstellar travel is impossible.
We'll peak with the colonization of our own solar system and then decline.

In all seriousness I started to think that if there really is life out there, after so many billions of years why have they never made it to us. And I don't mean alien mystery bullshit on TV because if was truly possible it would have been evident throughout history but since that isn't true then I've come to think that maybe we really are the only life there is.

Fermi paradox itself is based on hypothetical variables.

It also doesn't apply to civilizations on habitable worlds located within the same star system.

The planets are way too close to the star and are likely to be tidally locked which makes life on those planets somewhat unlikely.

If we met aliens they'd probably be weird incomprehensible blobs anyway.