Did Jizzus show up last year?

Did Jizzus show up last year?

Is he still around?

yes.. havve no pics though.. sry

yeah he was there, gave out his mixtape to random people even.

bump. i want his worthy seed.

>semen bottle guy will never record himself forcing a cute girl to swallow three bottles and pour the other bottles in her cunt and asshole

Life is suffering.

Ugggh

5day.. it'll be here

he show up in june saying he will be here this year.
he wanted to stop but wont because he dont want to let us down

>stupid cancerous children still fall for the cum hoax

I saw his post with timestamp a few days ago

>implying it's cancerous

It's a real artistic work of fiction and falsehood you stupid faggot.

>making up stories is admirable
kys jew

>giving a shit about wether a story is admirable
>on Sup Forums

Kill yourself.

>not knowing how to read
Into the oven, Jamal Golstein.

>newfag pretends he knows whats going on

>someone who got here after 2009 calling others newfag
Stupid little 90s kid.

Plz cumJizzus

Pls Cum Jizzus, I want to see the graph updated aswell. Jizzus is a hero

if there is a God worth worshipping, its Jizzus

long story short, He got married and was worried about his wife finding out so he got rid of everything... I know him

The old bottles are gone forever so graph will look sad.

You sir, are a liar and a fraud.
>His (now ex) GF and family found the bottles and shitstorm ensued close to christmas last year.
>It's why his post was so late.

If Jizzus doesn't cum this year we might have Santa Crust to spread the jizzmas spirit instead..

tell me of santa crust

Now, where's the magic in that?

Lurk over the holidays and you might catch a glimpse of the new leg of jizzmas

so Jizzus got busted by his GF and family by finding all his bottles of jizz. fucking hell I dont know what I would do. but that shits hilarious xD

did he die after drinking the jizz

Santa Crust was pretty sweet! Always makes me hungry for christmas treats

bump

Please come back

Thats friggin ginger beer