Secrets thread

Secrets thread.

>We're the FBI Edition.

Give me your juiciest ones...

Im going to kill myself within the next year most likely

im just a mouse in a lab that gets on the computer while my master has a smoke break

I've stopped flirting with a girl that liked me because I couldn't get over the breakup with my ex and I refused to feel more guilty...

I've been accessing a friends girlfriends dropbox for a few nights hoping she uploads something juicy.
One or two pics, nothing too great, i dont even know why i bothered im not attracted to her, shes not even fucking hot.
I guessed the password, it wasn't too hard. I think i kinda did it just because i could.

But i dun goofed.
I did it from my wifi.

I checked online and created a dropbox account to check security settings.
I think i'm in the clear.
The suburb is close to the one she's in so IP/postcode should be okay.
She shares work with other people so she'd be getting a few of those logins.
Besides they just say "From OS+BROWSER+AREA" not enough to pin down on me.
I think im only screwed if it keeps a record of all logins with their IP addresses.
I could argue "OH our wifi is totally open >_>

Raped a best friend/roommate to lose my virginity at 21. Used to be able to hear hear fucking her bf an always made me diamonds, was a dancer and everyday after class would sniff lick and suck her dirty panties she'd dump in the hamper.

How'd she feel about it afterwards?
You get arrested?

No one knows apart from me. We got really wasted but she was a lightweight so just fed her until she blacked out. Acted like she did it to herself and dressed her in her pj's afterwards

I saw my friends beating a hobo to death.

Be on Reddit last night, edging it like I do.

Read about a dude who lapped a girl's piss from a dog bowl then asked to cum begging like a puppy.

I politely email him, asking if he had a pic of her, not nude mind you, just a normal pic to get an idea of what she looked like. I tell him if not it's no big deal, I was just curious.

Anyway, this dude, who's username is sissiboicunt goes and posts my message to a board saying "don't be this guy..." etc, etc...

My secret is that it irks me a little. I really don't see how a dude that is bi and into traps turns around and gets judgemental on someone else. But then gay guys are pretty judgemental on the whole anyway.

This isn't a feels thread faggot.

Guys, please don't report me for this, but I think it would be super hot if a hot girl farted on me. Promise me this won't go to the federal boroughs of investigation

Im laying in bed in just a diaper. Im trying to train myself to wet them laying down bc my new years resolution is to be able to do so so that i can wet in my sleep. I might dress up as baby new years on jan 1st

It's bureau you fucking cuck

right you are m8

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You piss yourself often when you drink user? What happens after New Year when you piss your bed and the diaper is not on?

>Shit-tier bait in the form of illiteracy
Sure user, sure.

I dont drink, as for all that... Ill be wearing to bed regularly after new years

Lol, don't be mad at me for taking shit-teir bait. At least give yourself some credit

I have1 and only 1 secret in life. This is first time I have ever discussed it and its going to feel great to share it with Sup Forums and get it off my chest. My secret is ..........I have no fucking secrets. My life is an open book

Had sex with my boyfriends brother, and his mom walked in. I think one day it will spill out, it makes me so nervous I sometimes ocntemplate killing her.

I get off watching my wife suck other men's cock.

I enjoyed 50 shades of grey

Why wait?

Watched 50 Shades and The Notebook with separate girlfriends. 50 Shades was infinitely more watchable.

Probably because of Trump.

When I was 15 I had to babysit my 6 year old sister sometimes. We always took a shower together and washed each others bodies thoroughly.

I was on a Vacation with a few friends. My laptop was sitting in our hotel room with an iPhone cord in the usb port. Without me knowing, a buddy's girlfriend(who is smoking hot) used my computer to charge her iPhone. I went to check something on google maps and saw what was going on. SYNC! NUDES GALORE! So for the last 7 months or so I've been trying to think of a way to use them for blackmail.

I'm thinking they're gonna break up after christmas, I'll try something then. Any ideas?

post them faget

Post some pics

I want to be a little girl.

I burned them on a BluRay and put it in the safe. Don't have em on my computer.

Take it out of the safe

My 2 uncles taught and trained me to suck their cocks and swallow all their cum when I was 9-13, until eventually they opened my ass and could spitroast me. Was years ago so no cameras everywhere, and one uncle let me suck his cock in public places so other people could see me. I loved people watching. I loved every minute of it all and love reminiscing over the memories.

Just get the pictures. I wanna see this chick

>they know you murdered a hooker and raped her disembodied pelvis

Having trouble believing anyone would be dumb enough to make a child suck his dick in fucking public and nobody ever said anything.

I dare say much was said, but was usually in a situation where the people watching were separated from us.

>be me
>be 8 chubby fat nerd
>10yo brother finds dads porno mag
>girl sucking dudes dick
>he tells me he wants to try it
>I suck his dick
>we do this quite often
>he likes it I'm curious
>fast forward 3 years
>one day white stuff comes out
>he said it felt better than any other time
>we continue this
>now 19 and still suck his dick whenever he asks

I think my brother might be the reason I'm gay

Did you suck his dick on a boat? Or in like a zoo enclosure? Across national borders? Now I'm just curious.

Similar to me. Caught my 12 yo brother wanking when I was 6. Was curious and wanted to watch and help. Ended up sucking his cock and swallowing his cum. Became a daily thing and I looked forward to it. When I was 8 he brought 3 of friends with his and I sucked their cocks too. My mouth was their cumbucket for the next 4 years till they went to uni. I wanted their cocks cumming in my mouth at every opportunity and would get on my knees whenever one of them arrived so I could suck his cock right away. Not gay now and haven't sucked a cock since, but I loved sucking my brothers and his friends cocks and swallowing their cum when I was a kid.

First time was on a bus. Us upstairs, empty, my sucking uncles dick. Bus stops at red light beside another bus with top deck half full. Uncle stands up, I stand up, see all the people watching, and start sucking and wanking his cock for them. Primary schools were also good.

i am secretly molesting my sister for quite some time.
i put a bunch of sleeping pills in her drink when i have the chance (of course i know what's not too much), plus, she is regularly a heavy sleeper so then i can do almost whatever i want with her.
it took me a lot of time, patience and balls to find a way to please my needs, but now i am enjoying her for almost half year

How old and what do you do with her?

I once threw a bottle onto the side of the road while driving, shit keeps me up at night

just turned 18 this year, i am 29. the dress is from her prom.
usually touch her, rub my cock all over her body, her mouth, tits.... putting cock inside her mouth, fucked her tits, rubbed it between her ass cheeks.
cummed all over her face, feet, lips, tits.....
only hot the tip once in her pussy just to try it, but can't just do it like that.... she will notice for sure.