Well look who came out of his man cave!

>well look who came out of his man cave!
>hey user, have a girlfriend?
>come say hi to your cousins

This world is rotten you are all worthless
now I will take this tasteless food and return to my lair
waste not my precious air on your petty words

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>Hey user, I guess you don't have a girlfriend then?
>laughter

Hey, user how's school? Oh, where are you working at? Oh.

Why does our generation hate our entire families?
When you trick a girl into having sex with you and she gets pregnant, will you make them see your family for holidays?

user, put down the camera, and we'll turn around

BLOOD FOR SATAN

Bitch i dropped the girl i tricked into that.
Why would i want her to take to my family?
i hardly see her myself anymore

Give me tendies!

Fuck you, OP... this is painfully realistic

ALL OF YOU GTFO OF MY HOUSE NOW *FLIPS TABLE

no GF, I don't want an std or possibly contribute to overpopulation. I'm a man going his own way.

Who the fuck are yall niggas and what are you doing in my house leave before i call the police.

yes, I send all my pregnant GFs back to spend x-mas with my family

Hey, sally, get over here i want to give you an early present, its over here in my room. I'll even give your older sister one later as well. ;)

Grrr fucking hate Christmas. I

I don't want an STD or a dumbass whore thinking she's smarter than me by tricking me into marriage and taking half or more of my shit, then i have to be under her thumb the rest of my life or she'll say I raped her and the courts don't fucking need evidence because she is crying
god damn they are disgusting sociopaths with way too much power

going your way with your fedora I hope

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You got your memes mixed up. Euphoria and fedoras are the ones that put pussy on a pedestal and excuse all actions of all women in their quest to find a girlfriend. It's regular ass people who have been in relationships and had sex that can disregard women because they see what they have to offer: a tolerable vagina (and that is it. that is the only thing they have.)

>euphoria
>pedestal
>quest
>tolerable vagina
>denies being neckbeard

oh boy...

kill yourselves
DEUCES

.... to top it off, my family will be coming over this x-mas

"Wtf yall pussy ass niggas lookin' at bitch."

FUCK

just noticed... only 4 more days left.... better start preparing now

Wish I had a family that big. If everyone was gazing at me like that with those grins, I would be more scared than feel welcomed though. Good thing I'm gonna kill myself in 2021 though.

Checked.... I'm intrigued user, why 2021?

Well, I'm working to make my life better currently, but if I'm still in the same mindset and financial situation I was when I was 18, age 30 is enough for me.

Um... Hi.
Then I eat with them and that's it. It's really not that hard.

Fair enough... would tell you to stick around anyways to see what happens if anything... but it's up to you.

Someone clearly does not have social anxiety.

No, you're getting your memes mixed up again. Fedoras aren't automatically neckbeards, and vice versa. I didn't say I wasn't a neckbeard, I said euphoric fedora atheists are the ones who idolize women and everything they do.

Some day a real rain will come. And wash the scum off the streets.

Tips katana

rolling

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Ffs this

This is the most appropriate response

Your mindset will probably change, but things can always get worse

My family asked me not to come...

So you're going to drink Budweiser?

At least he has a family ...

I thought I asked you not to come into this thread, user

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Same here.
Red pill life.

Never get trapped into marriage.

Who the fuck are you people

You have to the count of three to explain yourselves, or I'm getting my guns, and calling the cops

Are they all in the basement, user?

>well look who finally made time for family
>hey user, have a girlfriend?
>come say hi to your cousins

It would go a bit like this:

> Yea, I did! I've been extra busy with coursework...we can't all be school teachers and welders.
>Yea, She's black [teetotaler southern baptist heads explode]. She's working today, shes a physicians assistant.
> No, thanks. [sit as far away from cousins as possible with sisters and nephew. Enjoy hating stupid fucking cousins]

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Sealab 2021

Oh god this is going to happen to me word by word this christmas. I fucking hate it.

My brother and most my cousins excell at their fields and those who don't at least live succesfull normie lives.

meanwhile i still live with my parents, never had a gf, dropped out of college and can't get a good job (currently working a shit-tier one).

What can i do anons? i'm tired of feeling like absolute shit every time the holidays come arround, even more so than i feel every day.

And this time i don't have any weed to helpme deal with it.

I'm right there with you, user... don't have any weed to deal with the incoming normie bullshit either.

Would advise alcohol... there's always alcohol around at christmas. Do you have the home-field advantage? Can hide in your room a lot.

If all else fails, just follow my idea of preparation

No judgement; from your post it seems as though you don't hate it enough to change it, which means you hate bettering yourself more (if only slightly) than that feeling at holidays.

You might try and go to a psychologist/therapist and see if they can help you understand your self apathy. Its not a good thing and its not normal; you just need some help, brother, thats all.

When you start improving your life, you'll feel proud. Even if its just going back to a community college and working out. Every time you see them you can feel good knowing that you've made progress.

Keep in mind that if they are shitty people, they will judge you to their standards. What people always forget (humble people wont do this) is that nobody has lived your life but you...and to assume they could do any better is follish at best. Its the sign of a protected/risk-less life.

leave?
or hang yourself in the closet while everyone is busy eating and socialising.

We're gathering at my house, but since my family lives in a different province the whole fucking house will be full of people 24/7, including my bedroom which will be occupied by two of my uncles.

Well, bleach might go well with the cookies and shit.

Even though i do want to get a better life, i just can'tfind a job that allows me to.
That being said i do have a lot of self-apathy, and i probably should see a therapist about it.

>if they are shitty people
That's the worst part, they are great people, all of them, but i can't expect them to understand that their perfectly normal questions about how my life is going cause me extreme anxiety.

>mom goes to the closet to get the presents
>finds me hanging there
>"Oh, user, it's just what i wanted!"
That's not a bad idea.

Y dont you bang your cousing?
it happens
just give it a shit and take it all relax,say that you have to leve somewhere else with someone for sometime and leave if you you wanna go or you can try to banf your cousing,and dont care a shit

Kek

Damn that's brutal... even your room occupied. Still advising alcohol.

NO CHICKEN TENDIES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'd be surprised my family are talking to me

Great show

you guys just need to find what you need.

If you died right now, what would you regret not doing? Thats what you need to do now. You might as well be dead anyway.

make yourself a hero. An Hero, user.

Or you could go do what you want. Don't know? Travel. Find it. Quit your job. Quit living with your parents. Go live on the street if you have to. Hitchhike. Find some where else. When you find what is yours. you will know it. and you will take it.

If you don't. An hero. Were watching you user. might as well be a hero.

send by email?

wish i had a normie family like that...

You misunderstand, user. I'm rather happy in general.... well, at least not unhappy. But I have crippling social anxiety. I cannot deal with people... bringing myself into a social situation is kinda like stepping into a fire for me.

KEK

ugh. your everything fedoras stand for
leave Sup Forums

this has traumatized me to get super depressed on christmas, and i'm actually doing fine now. great job and positively social with entire family.

But as soon as christmas hits. I get sad af.

Marry, and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t marry, you will regret it either way. Laugh at the world’s foolishness, you will regret it; weep over it, you will regret that too; laugh at the world’s foolishness or weep over it, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it; believe her not, you will also regret it. Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both.

im working all christmas. I feel sorry for those that needs to spend the days with the relatives, i have an excuse to not bother talking to them so i feel really lucky now.

>I'm a man going his own way
>"his way" inside his boyfriend's shitter

>user goes hitchhiking
>Family laughs at him and how he's lost his mind
>user goes living on the streets
>Everything he grew up around mocks him and laughs at him
>user still confused, no answers
>What he really wants is fitting in with his family
>But what his family demands is not what user can deliver
>Goes on Sup Forums
>Bitches and moans, loses thread of where he wanted to go with this comment
>Goes back to watching the youtube video he's got playing in the background

This makes me feel sad. It's like the family does their best to include you by informing everyone that you have issues. They leave you in your room because they don't want to scare you. You get to the living room and everyone tries to be nice to you but you just know the depression will stay and not leave until you take action, which causes axiety..

The best thing you can for yourself is to give honest answers without complaining.

If you want to go back to school but your job won't allow it, tell them that.

>Well, I'm really trying to figure out a way back into school but my current employment makes it really hard.

If you're doing it there is no shame in telling them the truth.

You should try what I did but its going to sound real gay. Every day, wake up and ask yourself those anxiety causing questions in the mirror and give honest answers; don't be critical of yourself, just observant and honest. Keep doing this until you are aware of your situation and accept it.

My mother was religious, probably closer to spiritual. She told me one time that the most powerful prayer consisted of two words and included neither the name Jesus or the title God. "Help Me", thats all. She told me that if you say it and mean it, the universe will conspire to make your efforts meet all demands.

what do you do for work, then?

what kind of youtube videos is he watching?

double dub sandwich confirmed

Currently not employed.

>get a job, it will fix everything
While that's definitely on my to-do list.... no, it will not.

what do you do during a day?

I know that's why I asked. I have anxiety issues too and I don't wanna work but I do need money.......

checking out archeage if it's worth getting. they are talking about it as one of the greater mmo's available right now

You're a know it all meme expert faggot that has chosen to be forever alone. You couldn't be any worse. Go outside my dude. Hunting some "tolerable vagina" would be fantastic in comparison for the sorry excuse for a life you're currently living.

Your mom asked me not to cum too but I did it all inside her pussy.

Shitpost on Sup Forums, eat, jack off, play vidya, watch chinese cartoons... you know, the usual

Ah... not sure if it would work for you, but I dealt with anxiety issues in my previous jobs by smoking weed. If you can get a job where you don't have to deal with people much, that would be ideal.

>getting my guns
>and calling the cops
Someone is sure getting a bullet in their head while someone else gets a paid vacation.

That's just ridiculous user

Cops shoot center-mass

illegal cloning experiment goes badly wrong

and not even drugs?

When I have them. Drink a lot as well, usually in an effort to go to sleep.

your life must suck so much user! kill yourself

Nah... it may suck, but I'm fairly content as of now.

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Thia family looks so happy.

check'd

Don't forget the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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lucky, making bank and avoiding contact

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>NEET PROTIP #854
>Don't leave your room? Constantly disheveled? Seen as an all-around creep? Develop a shallow understanding of an academic field of your choice and speak about it romantically to your family! Watch yourself transform from an unshowered manchild into a deep thinking philosopher-recluse or dedicated history buff! "I don't get out often, too much studying to do." Turn your disgusting masturbation den into a mysterious chamber of study and reason this holiday season with this one simple trick! "Wow, user is so dedicated to his studies, he rarely leaves his room at all!"

kek