ITT: Anons post a superpower, and other anons try to limit it. I'll go first.
Telekinesis
ITT: Anons post a superpower, and other anons try to limit it. I'll go first.
Telekinesis
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You can only move things into your anus.
Incredible willpower.
You can only use it on pubic hairs.
>control all muscles in my body
Can't top that ! best answer
The strength of 1000 men
then they melt
You can only move it if you can lift it with one hand and its within 4 ft of you
only when sucking 1000 men
aaaand the threat is done.
Those thousand men have no arms
Ability to get the cotton out of aspirin bottles
>each time to control your dick, it shrinks by 4 cm
Ability to turn water into wine at will
You can't
It's non alcoholic
You are now black
>you end up with cotton mouth for a week per bottle
Ability to shatter people's ankles at will
Wine tastes like water
Ability to talk to animals
Only while penis is in said animal
>you're addicted to everything
Ability to write someone's name down, and they die within 5 minutes
But you go deaf
All animals hate your guts
The only thing they say to you are insults
Only works if you write their names in a forgotten language
Each time you write a name, 1 year of your life is gone
you have to write their name down 10 thousand times to do it.
Glass shattering, puke inducing farts
but the ankles can only belong to your parents
>includes you and first names
>no control over whether or not it'll kill them
You're never hungry or thirsty
>>as long as they are ankle-deep in your asshole
You're actually a head suspended in a jar in the far future
But your body still needs the nutrition
You still need water and food.
Only after you've eaten and drink daily
And for my power, I choose the ability to haunt people's genitals
You are dead
only you can smell it
seems like a plus to me. chug chug chug chug
Only genitals that you've sucked
Superpower: you're mal'ganis from wow
Invisibility
the ability to suck multiple black dicks at once
Mind control
Regeneration
I have eaten more pussy than cervical cancer, so I am okay with this.
Ability to make women orgasm just by pressuring their G-spot
You're blind
only when its pitch black and you're wearing a blindfold
kek
I get Alex Mercer's power.
But you regenerate into nigger
You have a mouth in each of your armpits
But you are a girl
>Pressures women as a nagging jewish mother
Can't beat that
Sargeras is immediately infatuated with you, and requests service from your devastated anus several times an hour. He can't get enough.
>Ability to stay awake for multiple days
Well.. you'll never get laid?
Brutal dyslexia and parkinsons
I can come up with limits to everyone else's powers.
> you can only lift things equal in weight to your left testicle.
You are absolutely incapable of sleeping any more often than once every week; but suffer all the consequences from deprivation of sleep.
but not by choice. Really fucking tired and can't sleep
The ability to make anyone in line of sight of you shit their pants.
So I'm good for like 4 days and have to for real not sleep for 3?
O.o>Cuts off let testicle and fills it with lead.
Can't turn power off, and since you're technically always looking at your own nose, you're always under the effect.
You'll probably die in five years tops, begging for sleep all the way through.
My PORN photos here webcam4.ga
Full control over liquids, kinda like waterbending
Each day you stay awake adds to the number of dicks you have to suck that day and it goes by twos.
Ex: one day awake is two dicks sucked. Two days awake is four dicks sucked
Works only at your mom and aunt.
The ability to bypass any and all bans on Sup Forums AND reach a new level of shit posting never before seen.
And have the power to insta-heal and feel no pain
fucking kek
But you can only post in /r9k
When you're not using your full concentration to avoid it, people's intestines' liquid contents are forcefully emptied and attracted to you at bullet speed in a mile radius.
Shit I'm not against sucking a dick but that's just too time consuming. You got me.
Thats gnarly
only while you have a 15 inch round buttplug in.
Can vibrate through walls
only while you are ejaculating.
That sounds tight tho
Only once. What makes it to the other side of the wall is a unrecognizable red and black mush of blood and chunks of flesh.
Can fly
Every time you show people your wine making ability, half of them gets an urge to crucify you.
The ability to make people orgasm without touching them.
when you make them orgasm you get blue balls.
Only works on gay niggers
Having a social life
You can only control an Area of Effect, and one person from said area will be effected.
And that person will never be attracted to you.
Can hear all sound frequencies and see all light bands at will.
You're only friends rape you at night and you forget about it in the morning. But your ass is always sore.
The ability to have make make America great again
>>pic related
You are forever stuck hanging out with your grandparents.
The ability to know when it is going torain.
You see them all the time and cant shut it off. You only see white and hear dubstep
you'll be JFK'd
>The ability to know when it is going torain.
Only in the most remote parts of the Earth, where no one has ever stepped foot.
Both your eyes and ears get sensitive to the point of pain when using the power.
You're not even trying. Read it again.
Make every girl want to fuck you
You have no idea what the fuck you're looking at and simply brush it off as a seizure. Also the power activates at random.
you're asexual