ITT: Anons post a superpower, and other anons try to limit it. I'll go first

ITT: Anons post a superpower, and other anons try to limit it. I'll go first.

Telekinesis

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You can only move things into your anus.

Incredible willpower.

You can only use it on pubic hairs.

>control all muscles in my body

Can't top that ! best answer

The strength of 1000 men

then they melt

You can only move it if you can lift it with one hand and its within 4 ft of you

only when sucking 1000 men

aaaand the threat is done.

Those thousand men have no arms

Ability to get the cotton out of aspirin bottles

>each time to control your dick, it shrinks by 4 cm

Ability to turn water into wine at will

You can't

It's non alcoholic

You are now black

>you end up with cotton mouth for a week per bottle

Ability to shatter people's ankles at will

Wine tastes like water

Ability to talk to animals

Only while penis is in said animal

>you're addicted to everything

Ability to write someone's name down, and they die within 5 minutes

But you go deaf

All animals hate your guts

The only thing they say to you are insults

Only works if you write their names in a forgotten language

Each time you write a name, 1 year of your life is gone

you have to write their name down 10 thousand times to do it.

Glass shattering, puke inducing farts

but the ankles can only belong to your parents

>includes you and first names
>no control over whether or not it'll kill them

You're never hungry or thirsty

>>as long as they are ankle-deep in your asshole

You're actually a head suspended in a jar in the far future

But your body still needs the nutrition

You still need water and food.

Only after you've eaten and drink daily

And for my power, I choose the ability to haunt people's genitals

You are dead

only you can smell it

seems like a plus to me. chug chug chug chug

Only genitals that you've sucked

Superpower: you're mal'ganis from wow

Invisibility

the ability to suck multiple black dicks at once

Mind control

Regeneration

I have eaten more pussy than cervical cancer, so I am okay with this.

Ability to make women orgasm just by pressuring their G-spot

You're blind

only when its pitch black and you're wearing a blindfold

kek

I get Alex Mercer's power.

But you regenerate into nigger

You have a mouth in each of your armpits

But you are a girl

>Pressures women as a nagging jewish mother

Can't beat that

Sargeras is immediately infatuated with you, and requests service from your devastated anus several times an hour. He can't get enough.

>Ability to stay awake for multiple days

Well.. you'll never get laid?

Brutal dyslexia and parkinsons

I can come up with limits to everyone else's powers.
> you can only lift things equal in weight to your left testicle.

You are absolutely incapable of sleeping any more often than once every week; but suffer all the consequences from deprivation of sleep.

but not by choice. Really fucking tired and can't sleep

The ability to make anyone in line of sight of you shit their pants.

So I'm good for like 4 days and have to for real not sleep for 3?

O.o>Cuts off let testicle and fills it with lead.

Can't turn power off, and since you're technically always looking at your own nose, you're always under the effect.

You'll probably die in five years tops, begging for sleep all the way through.

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Full control over liquids, kinda like waterbending

Each day you stay awake adds to the number of dicks you have to suck that day and it goes by twos.
Ex: one day awake is two dicks sucked. Two days awake is four dicks sucked

Works only at your mom and aunt.

The ability to bypass any and all bans on Sup Forums AND reach a new level of shit posting never before seen.

And have the power to insta-heal and feel no pain

fucking kek

But you can only post in /r9k

When you're not using your full concentration to avoid it, people's intestines' liquid contents are forcefully emptied and attracted to you at bullet speed in a mile radius.

Shit I'm not against sucking a dick but that's just too time consuming. You got me.

Thats gnarly

only while you have a 15 inch round buttplug in.

Can vibrate through walls

only while you are ejaculating.

That sounds tight tho

Only once. What makes it to the other side of the wall is a unrecognizable red and black mush of blood and chunks of flesh.

Can fly

Every time you show people your wine making ability, half of them gets an urge to crucify you.

The ability to make people orgasm without touching them.

when you make them orgasm you get blue balls.

Only works on gay niggers

Having a social life

You can only control an Area of Effect, and one person from said area will be effected.

And that person will never be attracted to you.

Can hear all sound frequencies and see all light bands at will.

You're only friends rape you at night and you forget about it in the morning. But your ass is always sore.

The ability to have make make America great again

>>pic related

You are forever stuck hanging out with your grandparents.

The ability to know when it is going torain.

You see them all the time and cant shut it off. You only see white and hear dubstep

you'll be JFK'd

>The ability to know when it is going torain.

Only in the most remote parts of the Earth, where no one has ever stepped foot.

Both your eyes and ears get sensitive to the point of pain when using the power.

You're not even trying. Read it again.

Make every girl want to fuck you

You have no idea what the fuck you're looking at and simply brush it off as a seizure. Also the power activates at random.

you're asexual