Ylyl God tier edition no banana

Ylyl God tier edition no banana

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>no banana
Is that a challenge?

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no

woah look at those gains? What the fuck is that guy on ?

Jizzus Christ in 5 days

Beer and depression

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Snake oil, and water filters

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red paint

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I like how blood squirts out the blond one's happy hole when she splodes.

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You just get out of school for Christmas?

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This made me smile. closest so far.

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He didn't post last year. He's dead.

kjfkerferf

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He did. Eventually. A series of unfortunate events meant his collection was thrown away, his girlfriend left him, and he may be in jail.

k

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jrgLv55OMw4

Bump

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I think if a guy actually said that to me I'd be kind of into him. That's hilarious.

>>>r/leddit_irl

Story?

I don't get it

youtu.be/PRn_2ttHp90

Yeep

Bad trips

Good trips

yarp

Basically

>life surprisingly not great for someone who collects all his jizz in bottles
>shitty job
>involved in shady dealings to make ends meet
>girlfriend is hanging by a thread
>one day girlfriend finds jizz collection
>the smell
>last straw
>girlfriend leaves him
>rats to the police
>last seen restarting his collection and nervous about impending court case

ill have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

youtube.com/watch?v=E-fSP1y0RAo

video game reference xDDDDDDDDDD

Wii would like to play

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>guy
I bet you would faggot

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test

Love her

>.this fucking nigger

Has the scat spammer moved to attack ylyl threads

Faggot

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not potassium!

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Hero

k

Hahaha. Since when is collecting your jizz against the law?

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is that sam hyde?

Nice feet

^test

>damn

From my point of view, the Jews are evil
youtube.com/watch?v=R-7ybCze-Cg

GO TO SLEEP MUNNA

>Be me
>Be "son" of a king
>Be result of a vicious rape while my father was out hunting
BitchSayWhat.cliff
>Mother is thrown off of a fucking cliff
RIP
>Father found dead after being stricken by lightning
>God's "punishing" him
Don't know why, he was a faithful man who didn't believe in cuckoldry even to god's
>Grow up, have super human strength
>Faggot uncle tries to kill me
>Father says I'm his favourite bastard son
>Mother dead
>Foster family dirty immigrant farmers
Christ, I'm basically a Muslim
>Have wife and kids, manage to function with only beating them occasionally
>Uncles new girlfriend takes my family away
>Sends me on some bullshiit errands
Con't.?

O shit
No one else got that reference
My nigga
Beat the game a few days back

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What? What did you say about virginity?
*my eyes glow red and shine menacingly*
You're not gonna be so sure of yourself after I'm done with YOU.

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kek well memed

Bullshit Errands Time
>Basically wants me to clean out the garden. Big fucking garden, like at least half a continent.
>Asks me to kill some shit
>Found this cool ass horse, I drew wing on the side, because they make him go fast
>Name the horse "Pegasus"
Hmm,that's gay
>Rename horse "Cunt Clutcher"
SoundsGood.neighpeg
>Kill this word mutant snake with like two heads
EZ
>Kill the pig my Uncle has been fucking for weeks
Use it horns a aphrodisiac, my wife is gone for a while, might as well fuck some maidens
>Large Cat, killed like 2 chickens . I fucking rip its head off with the fury of a kamikaze pilot
Wear it's skin because I'm not a Normie's
>Taking a break
>Stop at a town
>Sees a dispute
>Little girl comes to me crying asking me to help her "daddy" she doesn't want him to get hurt
>Throat Punch one man and drop kick the others spine in half
"Daddy!? Nooooo!"
"Never told me which one was your dad"
> I took her virginity as payment. Nice.
BackOnTask.killme
>Some fucking birds were annoying the fuck outta me, kill em, eat the bird feed. Say the cat killed em.??? Profit!
>A wild Snake Appeared!
It's on the water
>Cunt Cluther and i slay the beast, I got my toes wet, like a fucking savage
>A Muslim, a Jew and a Nigger were harrassing the chickens, and my horse
18+.gif
>Cunt clutched kicks the Jew in the throat,, he coughs up a gold piece and vanishes into shadow
>I grasp the Muslims head with my hands and crush it, too easy
>Nigger runs away
NotEvenAfricaCanSaveYou.nigger
>Throw myself into the air, I body slam him
>Body slam my aunt
>Body slam my uncle
>Body slam my father
>Body slam my family
>Mfw I body slam Greece into dust
>Mfw I'm half god
>Mfw propel shout my name
>Mfw YOU SHOUT MY NAME
And my name you might ask?
>JOHN CENA
>Mfw you thought I was Hercules