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I pride myself in the futility of all my thoughts and actions. Why don't you?

2nd for janny is a gay tranny

you're ugly and have no friends

what city in the US isn't crap. I keep trying to plan to go to some city, but each one seems to have a variety of problems

Antioch or Chattanooga

mr. obvious wants a medal

that big one in Alaska?

Anchorage? I thought Alaskan cities had massive crime problems

Gonna brush my teeth and get to bed like good boys do. See y'all folks next time.

*blocks your're path*

>transform into bulgarian
>no longer have moral qualms about violently removing you from my path
>violently remove you from my path

youtube.com/watch?v=GXwVQADYcx8

sicc

Check the whitest demographic ones in red states/counties.
Problem solved.

why are you in germany
when are you moving here

Legal immigration to the US is too hard

TRY HARDER

It's virtually impossible

To reiterate, the current world crisis, which hasn’t peaked yet, is similar to the one that broke out in 1913-14, with the United States as Britain and China as Russia. British power was already in decline then and many would like to think that American power today is too.

can i marry your sister or cousin
ill give you one ES?

at least we aren't germany in your scenario

Thinken bout if I should send my boss a whatsapp and ask if I can take thursday off already because flights are 400€ cheaper lol
might be weird but eh what are ya gonna do

afraid prices will rise until monday

*starts twerking*

Why is the President of France a such liar?

Flamby: "And I don’t want to make a comparison, but there are no weapons circulating here, there are no people who take weapons to shoot into the crowd"

tribune.com.pk/story/1338818/president-hollande-hits-back-trump-paris-criticism/

youtube.com/watch?v=yIT-qkGqYC4

ahahahahaha how the FUCK can this fucking piece of SHIT drumpf EVER recover from that? Holy SHIT he got BTFO with that one haha

thepoke.co.uk/2017/02/21/sculptor-crowdfund-mass-production-naked-trump-troll-doll/

>jazz

Well, looks I'm gonna have to make burgers again today

So I started working for this cram school formally.

Making about 2k usd/ month now.

Shit is pretty gay but can't really beat Taiwan. So many qts. Just take a 10 min walk around the underground mall and try not to fall in love.

Rate my lunch, bros

Good morning my little dick cuckslaves

remember no jacking off today

Did you start teaching esl just to be around gook bitches all day?

sbr is the shit. cheap and delicious.

Anime is fucking gay

No. I hate teaching esl. My coworkers arent even cute and most of them are probably jaded about foreigners anyway since turnover is so high. Its a career for them and a working holiday for us.

>2k
nice bud, jelly
not for the job tho kek fuck teaching

i'll be in taiwan in april let's succ some

sometimes i think this is why i have no friends

sweet shit bro
welcome back and njoy
Hope that you can get some nice toes in your mouth this time around

Imma make some bacon

this is an important guide

Going to show this to the gf

you definitely should

Do you go to bars in Taipei at all or just meet with old friends/ internet friends/ something else?

>friends
>foot kraut

There's a reason he's on here all of the time

we are friends

>how women suddenly and randomly stop communicating with you for literally no fucking reason

hahaha it's hilarious!

i'm gonna be in Taipei for a week at most, probably gonna go around record stores again and collect flyers to see if there are any interesting shows happening at bars/venues
want to do some more hiking and shit this time, check out some of the small islands as well maybe. still need to plan it all out

says the american posting at 5:47am! LOL!!!!

be more interesting :-D

are you interested in spring scream, senpai?
never been myself but i hear good things

too late

Tallin is really really really expensive

like reaaaaalllllyyyy

>be urself
>be more interesting
how bout you go get stung by bees buddy

no jacking off for a whole week than

I was going to be nice and let you on Sunday but you couldn't wait, it shows you need more discipline

literally jerking off as I type this. You can't stop me

Alri lads.

thoughts on this meme that i made?

stop posting cartoons you fucking jerk off

wow an actual Taiwanese instead of a fake cum-larper

what a shit taste in 3d women u have just wow please dont reply to me ever again in my lifetime

wow just wow i cant believe this shit that someone whould actually have taste THIS bad oh my godddddddddddd

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i have been posting here for years

...

ugly ugly ugly

niggas from ohio

sit on my face

have you ever met a girl online? you know how you meet her and get just a face shot, or just a body shot and you think you know what she looks like? then a few weeks/months later you get a nice clear honest picture of her and she's not even half as good as you made her out to be, so you keep on chatting with her so as to not be a dick , but in your mind and penis you're 100% turned off? maybe there's a female version of that

not from ***ohio***
wrong state

Who /ketchuponeggs/ here?

yeah it sounds pretty shweet but I will arrive when it's already over unfortunately

Found a new ASMR channel
youtube.com/channel/UCmdqIT_gRxtTCVOxiZ2k_Rw/videos

WOW
E X T R A S P I C Y

doing a shit buds

i got the same personality type as putin and melania trump
what do

porn always finds a way

more details please

Uh sir this is ASMR it's not porn

become a powerful person I guess

invade china

small cocks GTFO

why do putin and melania have the same personality type

Penis?

Which china?

Indochina

No, remember what happened last time?

yes. who says we're going to set limits this time?

the only correlation that i see in the personality is that everyone is good at strategy so shes probably good at market strategy or some shit

gay

bored. Thinking about firing up civ 5

I have been drinking a lot of chinese beers recently cause they are cheap

currently got some 600ml bottles of Yanjing Beer which cost about 1$ for each, pretty low abv and doesn't taste great but I guess cheap beer is cheap beer

is weed legal in Taiwan

>pretty low abv

Do they have anything above 6%?

i've been drinking a lot of cheap liquor because it get's me the level of drunk I want and it's cheaper overall than beer. yea, i get a lot of stomach aches these days

dr*mpf btfo

I'd probably marry this chick. Yes she's a pornstar and most likely a legit whore, but still.....

>reddiots
don't go there, mong

I didn't the same when I found out my mother didn't say sorry on national sorry day

of course not
I don't think so. At least not amongst the basic stuff. The grocery store down the street from me has a p big import section with a wide variety of beer and other alc so I'd be surprised if its not available but most people prob don't drink it. Heineken is the most popular western beer here but you can get Budweiser at 7-11 too.

youtube.com/watch?v=CrTlI6seM0A
yolo

rollin

what is this thicc chiccs name

Chelsea "TuPacks O' " Hershey

Why?

Lanie Morgan