Anything except setting it on fire
Anything except setting it on fire
Call your mother and tell her you're sorry
Try to slide it up your asshole with the camera on it running, post footage
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rwl
Take the back off of the phone. Break it into 16 pieces. See how many pieces you can fit into your urethra. Then take the battery out shove it up your ass. Afterward you should eat the SIM card.
punch the screen until it shatters then punch it some more so you can get some nice knuckle jewellery
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piss on it, an then lick
This, but show yourself saying the following prior to the shoving:
> Hi, I'm (user), and this is Cave Exploring.
Rolling for this now
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send your mother sms, that you're gay, and you're sorry, but father fuck you when you was a kid.
OP here, camera doesn't work
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this is my phone, give it back fucking german
Shit...
install debian on it
Set on fire.
Wasted trips get
with whatever you took the photo with, record yourself shoving the phone up your asshole and post footage.
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Make some coffee and use it as a coaster.
Spit on it
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OP is a nigger
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Do a lil poopie on it
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Donate to the first homeless nigger you see.
sharpie in pooper
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Flush it down the toilet
Eat a bite of it and swallow
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trips
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Microwave for 10 mins
Post pics at regular intervals
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Cum in the headphone port
use it to make a bomb. detonate in an area with people.
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good idea!
this
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kek this
the fuck do u expect to happen, some disco lights? no its gonna be dark in there faggot
1. hit with hammer
2. send to white house
do it for science op
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Throw it on the ground
Ram it up your pet's ass, if you dont have one, ram it up yours
2. send to The Dolan
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The camera should have a flash on it faggot
Put it in a frying pan and sautée with oil, wine, and garlic.
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set the table it's on on fire.
Does it work? Give it to me, I currently don't have a working phone and too broke to get a new one.
Set on fire
Put in mailbox
RUN
cmon
Winrar
Shit and piss on it, then rub the phone all over your body and use your finger to write 'lulz' in the poo/pee extravaganza
Checked
Do this
Set yourself on fire
oh shit
Trips lmao
Please deliver OP :(
Guess user's got a new phone.
OP should delivar
turn it on, call the police, tell them you're gonna shoot up the elementary school tomorrow
Winrar!
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Post you address, how else is op going to send it to you
Well that's just fucking gay. Can we veto this?
Call your sister or mother and the. Shove it up your ass
Fuck.
Send me your address: [email protected]
huehuehue
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OP has to literally deliver
COULD IT BE TRUE
hit youself in the balls as hard as you can with it
Put whole phone in mouth. Show face and timestamp
Seems legit.
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Trips, WinRAR.
what could possibly go wrong
I'll just post it here, this is obviously extreme measures but I'm that broke I'll risk it.
1 leyburn road, Wallasey, merseyside, ch456xh UK - Mike
If this is really OP, you have to document the shipment of this phone, and the receiver has to post about the receiving of this phone.
OP must pup a piece of paper with a message in the box with the phone (post pic of message).
When Winrar receives phone, he/she must post own pic of same message with phone.