Anything except setting it on fire

Anything except setting it on fire

Call your mother and tell her you're sorry

Try to slide it up your asshole with the camera on it running, post footage

roll

This

Reroll

rwl

Take the back off of the phone. Break it into 16 pieces. See how many pieces you can fit into your urethra. Then take the battery out shove it up your ass. Afterward you should eat the SIM card.

punch the screen until it shatters then punch it some more so you can get some nice knuckle jewellery

Rollin

rolling

rerpoll

Roll

Rereroll

piss on it, an then lick

This, but show yourself saying the following prior to the shoving:

> Hi, I'm (user), and this is Cave Exploring.

Rolling for this now

Re-roll

send your mother sms, that you're gay, and you're sorry, but father fuck you when you was a kid.

OP here, camera doesn't work

Reroll for this

this is my phone, give it back fucking german

Shit...

install debian on it

Set on fire.
Wasted trips get

with whatever you took the photo with, record yourself shoving the phone up your asshole and post footage.

Reroll

Make some coffee and use it as a coaster.

Spit on it

1 more reroll
OP is a nigger

Reroll

Do a lil poopie on it

Roll

Donate to the first homeless nigger you see.

sharpie in pooper

Roll

Flush it down the toilet

Eat a bite of it and swallow

roll

roll

're rolling

rolling

trips

roll for this

Microwave for 10 mins
Post pics at regular intervals

Reroll

Cum in the headphone port

use it to make a bomb. detonate in an area with people.

reroll

This

Rolling

good idea!

this

Roll

...

rolling

kek this

the fuck do u expect to happen, some disco lights? no its gonna be dark in there faggot

1. hit with hammer
2. send to white house

do it for science op

roll for poo

Throw it on the ground

Ram it up your pet's ass, if you dont have one, ram it up yours

2. send to The Dolan

roll

The camera should have a flash on it faggot

Put it in a frying pan and sautée with oil, wine, and garlic.

...

set the table it's on on fire.

Does it work? Give it to me, I currently don't have a working phone and too broke to get a new one.

Set on fire
Put in mailbox
RUN

cmon

Winrar

Shit and piss on it, then rub the phone all over your body and use your finger to write 'lulz' in the poo/pee extravaganza

Checked

Do this

Set yourself on fire

oh shit

Trips lmao

Please deliver OP :(

Guess user's got a new phone.

OP should delivar

turn it on, call the police, tell them you're gonna shoot up the elementary school tomorrow

Winrar!

reroll

Post you address, how else is op going to send it to you

Well that's just fucking gay. Can we veto this?

Call your sister or mother and the. Shove it up your ass

Fuck.

Send me your address: [email protected]

huehuehue

Reroll

OP has to literally deliver

COULD IT BE TRUE

hit youself in the balls as hard as you can with it

Put whole phone in mouth. Show face and timestamp

Seems legit.

rollin

Trips, WinRAR.

what could possibly go wrong

I'll just post it here, this is obviously extreme measures but I'm that broke I'll risk it.

1 leyburn road, Wallasey, merseyside, ch456xh UK - Mike

If this is really OP, you have to document the shipment of this phone, and the receiver has to post about the receiving of this phone.

OP must pup a piece of paper with a message in the box with the phone (post pic of message).

When Winrar receives phone, he/she must post own pic of same message with phone.