STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW BY CARING ILLEGAL DUBS. If I have mistaken you move along.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW BY CARING ILLEGAL DUBS. If I have mistaken you move along
Oh fuck no, Uh I was carrying them to the office I swear.
I dindu nuffin
No, John, you are the dubs
Move along citizen.
Getting arrested by a corrupt cop.
I was carrying them back to the fort for confiscation.
Roll
Move along.
i dont have dubs good sir
I only wield Azura's Star
Nothing on me, officer
Kearja does not carry dubs, this one only seeks warm sands.
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST GET IN THE DUNGEON.
Nein
Fuck tha police!
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*spams triangle against mountain*
I have my dubs card man
I'm sorry officer, i was just spreading the good word of dubs to the world.
-resists arrest-
THE SYSTEM IS CORRUPT
>resist arrest
This one also seeks warm sands, this one only wishes to serve the moon.
*Shoots with the Bullshit arrow of instant death*
HEIL!
khajiit is safe under bride
hitler did nothing wrong
PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
THIS ONE IS INNOCENT OF ALL CRIME
He certainly forgot that dubs were illegal
god damn it, hitler
Fuck off, Imperial dog, I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you.
>resist arrest
Rolling to conceal my dubs.if dubs dubs are hidden
I'm rich, wish I had money too
Fuck niggers
These are trips, sir.
No dubs here sir
I used to roll dubs, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
But the only thing I carry are Stormcloaks.
Anons lives matters!
Please don't arrest me you black trash
Nothing here....
RUN MORTY RUN
Maybe some skooma will ease your mind?
Nothing to see here sir
Please, officer, I'm innocent
rolling trips for fireball guard and sneak out the city
Reeeee
Well then im just going move along then since i only have singles
KHAJIIT TAKE NOTHING
Stand down, soldier. I carry with me a writ of safe passage for myself and my dubs, signed by the emperor himself.
no dubs here
Come on now. There's nowhere to run
i aint got shit i dindu nuffin, those aint my daedric bowz and that skooma someone planted that shit on me , fuck yall boars. stoppin me cuz im a redguard huh?
That's intent to distribute!
seems, legit. wait about these dubs?
i was mistaken, just some singles, move along
Please, i can explain.
trade you tang for dubs
no dubs here officer
THIS IS PARAPHERNALIA. PAY THE FINE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE FORFEIT.
No dubs here
Dubs confirm
Oh shit, it's the guard. Better plant these digits on the faggot below me.
>Corrupt officer confirmed
No dubs here
Nothing on me but these singles, sir.
I think you've got the wrong guy...
Here you go sir
Dude... what
Resist Arrest
You seem to be mistaken, officer.
No dubs here.
But i did nufin wrong
Just a couple of brave heroes, seeking adventure, good sir, kind sir...
YOU DONE SELF-VIOLATED
Does this look like the face of a man who carries dubs, officer?
As innocent as most black people, officer!
I'm thinking of self-violating...
am i, a proud well bred altmer, being accused of carrying dubs by a lesser race? i will inform the justiciars as soon as i reach the embassy, peasant.
fucking nig
i'm gonna toss your salad in prison, filthy nords
Nah you're alright m8, everyone knows Altmer are too faggy for dubs.
top
>inb4 you plant your dubs on me
IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU
strikes him in the knee
You'll never catch me punk
Officer, what about your own dubs?
By Talos, even a simple Breton farmer like myself know the ancient saying - Whomever smelt Itte, Dealte Itte
looks like the plant was successful. enjoy your stay in the dungeon
Just passing from Ravenwood , fgt
I am resisting your arrest, my friend.
kek
My apologies, now forget my face or your children will forget yours
Kek he took my trips, they were erected from Talos
Sir I am thane of Whiterun, how can you ever suspect me of such a lowly crime, i would never do such things.
Move along now or i will have you fired for your stupidity
Always trying to keep an n'wah down
Suck ma dubs nigga
You will never take me alive!!!!
Stop yelling at me you faggot.