STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW BY CARING ILLEGAL DUBS. If I have mistaken you move along

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW BY CARING ILLEGAL DUBS. If I have mistaken you move along.

Oh fuck no, Uh I was carrying them to the office I swear.

I dindu nuffin

No, John, you are the dubs

Move along citizen.

Getting arrested by a corrupt cop.

I was carrying them back to the fort for confiscation.

Roll

Move along.

i dont have dubs good sir

I only wield Azura's Star

Nothing on me, officer

Kearja does not carry dubs, this one only seeks warm sands.

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST GET IN THE DUNGEON.

Nein

Fuck tha police!

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*spams triangle against mountain*

I have my dubs card man

I'm sorry officer, i was just spreading the good word of dubs to the world.

-resists arrest-

THE SYSTEM IS CORRUPT

>resist arrest

This one also seeks warm sands, this one only wishes to serve the moon.

*Shoots with the Bullshit arrow of instant death*

HEIL!

khajiit is safe under bride

hitler did nothing wrong

PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

THIS ONE IS INNOCENT OF ALL CRIME

He certainly forgot that dubs were illegal

god damn it, hitler

Fuck off, Imperial dog, I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you.

>resist arrest

Rolling to conceal my dubs.if dubs dubs are hidden

I'm rich, wish I had money too

Fuck niggers

These are trips, sir.

No dubs here sir

I used to roll dubs, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

But the only thing I carry are Stormcloaks.

Anons lives matters!

Please don't arrest me you black trash

Nothing here....

RUN MORTY RUN

Maybe some skooma will ease your mind?

Nothing to see here sir

Please, officer, I'm innocent

rolling trips for fireball guard and sneak out the city

Reeeee

Well then im just going move along then since i only have singles

KHAJIIT TAKE NOTHING

Stand down, soldier. I carry with me a writ of safe passage for myself and my dubs, signed by the emperor himself.

no dubs here

Come on now. There's nowhere to run

i aint got shit i dindu nuffin, those aint my daedric bowz and that skooma someone planted that shit on me , fuck yall boars. stoppin me cuz im a redguard huh?

That's intent to distribute!

seems, legit. wait about these dubs?

i was mistaken, just some singles, move along

Please, i can explain.

trade you tang for dubs

no dubs here officer

THIS IS PARAPHERNALIA. PAY THE FINE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE FORFEIT.

No dubs here

Dubs confirm

Oh shit, it's the guard. Better plant these digits on the faggot below me.

>Corrupt officer confirmed

No dubs here

Nothing on me but these singles, sir.

I think you've got the wrong guy...

Here you go sir

Dude... what

Resist Arrest

You seem to be mistaken, officer.

No dubs here.

But i did nufin wrong

Just a couple of brave heroes, seeking adventure, good sir, kind sir...

YOU DONE SELF-VIOLATED

Does this look like the face of a man who carries dubs, officer?

As innocent as most black people, officer!

I'm thinking of self-violating...

am i, a proud well bred altmer, being accused of carrying dubs by a lesser race? i will inform the justiciars as soon as i reach the embassy, peasant.

fucking nig

i'm gonna toss your salad in prison, filthy nords

Nah you're alright m8, everyone knows Altmer are too faggy for dubs.

top

>inb4 you plant your dubs on me
IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU

strikes him in the knee

You'll never catch me punk

Officer, what about your own dubs?
By Talos, even a simple Breton farmer like myself know the ancient saying - Whomever smelt Itte, Dealte Itte

looks like the plant was successful. enjoy your stay in the dungeon

Just passing from Ravenwood , fgt

I am resisting your arrest, my friend.

kek

My apologies, now forget my face or your children will forget yours

Kek he took my trips, they were erected from Talos

Sir I am thane of Whiterun, how can you ever suspect me of such a lowly crime, i would never do such things.

Move along now or i will have you fired for your stupidity

Always trying to keep an n'wah down

Suck ma dubs nigga

You will never take me alive!!!!

Stop yelling at me you faggot.