Omg help!!!

Omg help!!!

I fucked my dog and now she's pregnant. She was just so impatient this time so I couldn't use protection.

How does one do a dog abortion at home?

just feed it chocolate it automatically aborts the puppy. the British added it as a feature last thursday

Like regular milk chocolate?

Ya i know right its like poof its gone

depends what breed.. is it small enough to fit in the oven??

What are the side effects to my gf? Is she gonna be okay?

No she's big. That's one of the things that makes our sex life so great.

Wait. I just Googled it and chocolate kills dogs. I don't want her to die. I'm just not ready for kids. We talked about it and neither is she.

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So none of you guys are gonna help? I can't exactly walk into a planned parenthood with this. I know our love is taboo.

You have to be 18 to participate here.

I'm 34. I just have had my dog so long it felt right when she surprised me one night by going down on me. And one thing led to another and here we are.

I just need help fixing this situation.

Gotta screencap all of this for the posterity

Just give me advice. I'm freaking the fuck out.

Chocolate, a good amount but not enough to make it sick, but now that i think of, let them live, to see what exactly comes out.

Just sell her to a Chinese restaurant.
Problem solved.
You can probably get some orange Chicken out of it too.

But I don't want to lose her. I love her. We just don't want kids.

Sacrifices must be made.
You sampled the forbidden love.
If you do not want to pay the consequences, and raise the litter.
You must feed the Chinese.

I just can't do it. I'd bring the litter to them but I'm terrified what will be born.

She won't even talk to me now. She's so mad that I still don't know what to do.

>"She won´t even talk to me"
What?

how do you know it's yours? Should get a pregnancy test

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You need to put her in the oven. Bake for 5 hours.

Let it give birth. It's like a science experiment, ya know?

Doesn't the litter have to be born first for that?
And I don't want her to die dammit. I love her. Sexually.

I can't afford a litter of babies. Are you crazy?

And she still hasn't found work.

Have you considered putting the child up for adoption?

Don't dogs have multiple babies? Maybe because they'll be half people there will only be 1?

>"And she still hasn't found work."
Dude what?

I was thinking that it would only be one, but then again I guess it has more to do with the egg than the sperm, doesn't it... hmm.

How pregnant is she? Do you know how many kids there will be?

She's been applying to be a drug dog or assistance dog. Something part time so she can still be home to eat dinner with me.
She's probably about 2 months now. She just told me yesterday that she missed her period and has been feeling sick.

Drug dog pays well, but good look finding part time

She said she knows a dog that can get her in but no luck so far.

So we really can afford this litter. There has to be a way to fix this.

Just make her work overtime LOL
Also:
>She just told me yesterday that she missed her period and has been feeling sick.
How and, isn´t the pregnancy time for a dog is month?

Have you tried a coathanger abortion? Maybe the stairs?

That's stupid. Dogs are like cows, they can't go downstairs. Ignore him OP

She's afraid of the stairs so I'd have to surprise her. I don't want her to get hurt on the way down though...
Yeah but if I throw her down... and maybe she won't get hurt?

Dogs are immune to gravity. They cannot go downstairs no matter what you do.

Are we just going to ignore the fact that this guy's isn't showing us her tits and/or pussy? We have to make sure she's truly pregnant and not a false pregnancy.

discord.gg/h7WtM

What the hell is a discord? I'm looking for actual advice here...

Op can you show us a pic of your beautiful gf? At the very least what breed?
>shouldnt have stuck your dick in crazy

Dog carry time is only 8 to 10 weeks. If she's at 2 months already, she could pop at any time.

She's a GSD and has asked that she not be posted on here by face. She doesn't think you guys are here to help.

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Only one thing to do now. You've gotta man up, marry the dog, and start a family. What gender does your dog identify as?

She's an old fashioned dog. So she identifies as a bitch.

Well in that case marry the bitch. Better give her the ole tongaroo too. That'll keep her pliant. And what will you name you mixed breed mongrels?