How do break up clean with my cheating girlfriend

How do break up clean with my cheating girlfriend

Renting a house
No kids
All my work stuff is here, guitar, computer, etc

What do I do first? I work from home, she does mornings.

Also we have a dog but I know she doesn't want him

you throw all her and all her shit out and that's that

Go to a fancy steak house. Order the fanciest thing there. Have her pick up the bill. Right after she feeds you say, "Fuck you, you dirty whore I'm breaking up with you." Then walk away

hate fuck her real hard, then dump her right afterwards

I would start by asking her for your balls back, from there it will be easier

Change the locks while she's out lol

this. or maybe just get her the fuck out but make sure sure she can't get to your shit once you've broken things off. maybe get a lawyer. crazy bitches know to be careful when a lawyer is involved.

> grab your shit
> grab dog
> grab dog's shit
> not literal shit, obviously.... dog's toys and bed and stuff
> also grab dog's shit if that's what you're into
> leave in dead of night
> go to california
> learn to surf
> teach dog to surf
> profit

Also, before leaving, set fire to the house with her in it. Drug her or something beforehand and make sure it looks like she fell asleep smoking

Should I film me breaking it off with her? Any advice to cover my back incase crazy and accusations?

It's not a bad idea to set up a camera even if it's just to watch and laugh

Consider the coconut.

remove valuables from premises
break up with her
place dick in nearest hottie

I'm more afraid of getting accused and blamed for trashing the place or beating her or something.

The fuck is wrong with you cunt? Ask her what it's like being fucked by other men while you're in bed with her

take video of belongings before doing it, she might break shit

these. throw her shit in the yard, change locks, turn phone off, crack open a beer and chill. if she gets violent or noisy just call the cops on her and they'll do her for disturbing the peace and breaking & entering if she tries to get inside.

Am I allowed to change the locks?? She's on the lease too.

Bunp

bump to solve this problem

Another nump

No.

No you can't change the locks on her or deny access to the premises she is legally entitled to enter. Likewise she can't lock you out.

So, you make her want to leave, or make her want you to leave by ending the relationship. Hate fucking and dumping her is a good way to make sure she wants to end it.

You signed a lease with your girlfriend?! Sigh, ok... Need details. When is the lease up? Do you personally know the owner or do you rent through property management? What is your deposit? Need the facts user

Per month rolling. It's through an agency. Deposit was £700. And it's rented.

Fuck it man... Do you see any future with this girl or are you over it? If you're done, make sure you have enough cash and a solid place to stay. Who cares about 700 bucks, probably half of which is hers. Point is, you're leaving her fucked and you get a fresh start.

make a plan, when she is out in the morning, have your boys come over and move your shit out. When she gets home, you're out and it's over. that's what I'd do

and next time, have the lease in your name. It's a hard lesson to learn

Got parents in town. Can always crash there. Money ain't a problem, I have personal savings put away. I'm iust exhausted of being told I was over thinking and being paranoid to find out I was right all along. Fucking suuuucks. I'm 25, 6 years together.

That is rough user. I know your pain. I was with a girl for 3 years and she cheated. Living together. Said fuck it, I'm leaving. She managed to change my mind after a couple of weeks. You know how ladies do. 10 years later, we have two kids and a pretty good life. Wouldn't trade my kids for anything but no doubt, it took a toll on my spirit. No one can tell you what is right. Weak for staying or strong for staying? Weak for leaving or strong for leaving? All I know, it always seems to work out the way it should.

Do you have a place to go to?
if not go rent an apartment and don't tell her.

>wait till she's out of the house and pack up all your most valuable stuff you won't miss
>take it to your apartment
>get as much stuff as you think you want / need and move it all (including money)
>once the important stuff is out of the way wait till she comes home and talk to her
>confront her for the cheating (if you're unsure still)
>tell her it's over and just leave or call her a bitch and then leave

it's not rocket science. one the valuables are safe from any possible tantrum, you are free to call her names and fight and carry on like niggers. then simply go to the apartment and start over.

my question to you OP, is how you found out she was cheating.

reasonable.

So how did you find out? backstory?

Mum and dad live round the corner. Got that covered. But I she knows where they live and that I would likely crash there.

And simply, gut feeling, ignored it, checked her phone. Saw the texts. Heart dropped.

when did you find out?

Suspected for a while, found out two nights ago.

did you confront her? Also random, what country you living in?

Not yet. Want to make my leave clean, just say my bit and go with my stuff. Also, UK.

damn, that's hardcore! You've gone two days of sleeping with her, eating breakfast, goodnight kisses?! You are a stronger man than me. So user, what do you want to do? If it's a break, then find some other housing away from your parents. Might be a shithole but it's only for a few weeks. Make some changes in your life. do something you've wanted to do. Grab a buddy and take a trip. Something... Get out of that environment

What did the texts say?

I haven't kissed her or made an effort to hold a conversation. Looking at her makes me ill. I've just said I'm not feeling well and she kinda accepts it. I may go casual for a while. I've legit forgot what it feels like to be excited with another woman.

I would rent a U haul truck for like 45 dollars in the beginning of the week because niggers like to move out on the weekends.

Than when she is gone for at least 3 hours move shit into truck with a few homies.

Take dog either with you or drop off at the pound idk if you like the dog or not.

Than tell her in person i am not taking any of your whorish ways anymore. BAM! done.

How much longer on your lease? Any opportunity to sublet?

>Want some fuq?
>Yes
>Thank you for fuq cuk bf could never

This. Buy her a "girl's spa day" and move your shit out while she's unaware.

Well, good luck user. You ain't the first. The billions before us have all love and lost. That's part of the cost. I'd fuck her good and hardcore one last time, then when she's off to work in the morning, I'd clean my shit and be out. Leave the dog with my folks until I could work the shit out. Just be done and walk out the door. Who cares, you're a young lad... Plenty of pussy in the sea!

Also, hope the Queen is alright. Respect

Kick her out.

You screencap parts of this thread and send them to her and ask her what she thinks about it and then dump her

this
> I'd fuck her good and hardcore one last time

Then post that shit on b/

Appreciate it. But she's been a stale fuck for a while now. Just lays there. I mean, I get off but it's dull as fuck.

It's not worth it anyhow. Your plan of moving on is for the best. Just make sure you work out the lease situation. No sense in her screwing you financially too if you can avoid it.

Fuck it man! Go rent a clown suit and get real freaky naughty with this bitch. She'll never know what hit her. That'll teach her to be a dull fuck!!

or stick to the plan and not fuck this up or all your shit is fucked.

OR... just fuck her in a clown costume. Somehow, that would make everything alright

say you love her, start playing vidya around her, be beta around her friends.

How did you find out?

c u c k ' d

it isn't hard to read my friend...

yeah, true. At least I have two kids out of the deal and they aren't black so, yeah... I have that going for me

Dude, don't settle. Don't stay with her just because it's what you're used to. You HAVE to leave!!!! ASAP. Don't become a cuck. Leave her and live a happier life

>no kids

Sparta kick the bitch out the front door.

Lol, I suppose that's true.

I commented that before reading the answer

Whose name is on the lease? If it's yours (I fucking hope it's yours. You didn't actually let a woman sign documents regarding your property, did you?), throw her shit out and change the locks like others have said.

If her name is on the lease, then you fucked up and you're gonna lose the place. Grab all your shit and put it in a storage locker while she's out, covertly rent a new place on your own ahead of time, and just disappear one morning. Maybe leave a letter telling her to go fuck herself.

forgiveness is not weakness

I still struggle with that concept. Hope you're right. I think you're right

Trudeau, is that you?

If you kill your enemies, they win.

Didn't call him weak, literally just called him what he is.

To forgive is the harder thing to do.

To get mad and throw a fit is something any two year old can do.

Even if you no longer want to associate with the person, forgiving them is still an option. But if they mean so much to you that you still want to be with them after they have hurt you, then you owe it to yourself to forgive, holding grudges is only going to make you feel worse.

Do you understand what a loser you are in her eyes despite the kids or whatever shit you use to justify it in your head? She rode another cock while in a relationship with you and you not only took it, you built a family with it. You will always remember that, but she will always remember you have such little self respect that you demand to be cucked. It will happen again if it hasn't already happened.

It's easier to just forget and move on so that you can continue your routine without fucking it up and having to start over.

Having been hurt by someone, cheated by someone is nothing to be ashamed of.

'object of derision' implies that they have done something worthy of scorn. They have done nothing wrong, someone has done something wrong to them.

DO NOT HATE FUCK HER!
She may twist rough sex to look like rape. Get an apartment. Get everything set up. When she goes to work, move all of your stuff and your dog. Meet her in a public place, somewhere classy like Chili's, and calmly dump her ass. Don't make a scene (on your part) and for love of Satan, fucking record the encounter. Make sure all credit cards/bills in both of your names are canceled prior to you dropping her.

I know, but continuing the relationship makes you/him a cuck. Plain and simple.

Whats with the weird horse pictures?

Purposely get caught cheating.

That can be true, and it's an incredibly dangerous trap to fall into. Forgiving does not mean forgetting. To forgive someone is to understand that they have wronged you, but to not hold it against them, to love them anyway.

You are correct, forgetting an issue in order to not have to face reality is extremely damaging to all parties involved.

So, OP, after reading all of this, what do you think you'll do? Have you decided?

I'm gonna probably look for a small place for a month without telling her. I don't have many local friends but I think my dad might know some guys and a van I can borrow to help move my stuff. It's all such a mess. Blechk. I feel so sad. :C

I'm just arguing it's not a useful term given the negative connotations.

Are you the guy who got cucked or are you someone else? Anyway, I can see it form both perspectives. In my honest opinion, however, I think the easier thing to do is staying with the person. It's more difficult to up and change your whole life whereas staying in the relationship is easier. Both are difficult, but I still feel that leaving is the more difficult thing to do.

Tell her you've got next months rent covered and she has nothing to worry about (bonus if she's shit with money and spends it).
day the lease is up, have your scheduled movers come and help move you out. Until this point she shouldn't think anything is going on other than you've become a bit lazy as a partner (from the moment you found out she was cheating you need take on a "what can she do for me" mentality) on the morning of and about an hour before the movers arrive have her pleasure you in some way (0 reciprocation on your part). When she is done thank her for her services and tell her you'll be on your way.

bonus points if you slowly chip away at her self worth until the end of your lease

This

Shit man, I'm really sorry. It's better than staying with her, though. Stay strong, and try to move on.

I wish you luck in the future and with all this bullshit

Without a doubt, this.

Fair enough, probably depends on the situation, how long it's been going on, how dependent they are on each other, etc..

I am not the OP or other help seeker (happily married 2 years, in the relationship for 10) .

My biggest concern more than anything is somehow being accused of breaking shit, abuse, harassment.

The majority of everything in the house was bought by the both of us, albeit all my work stuff and gear. I'd hate to grab something, get told it wasn't mine to take, and then I have to see her all over again to solve it.

Horse man is not the cuck. I guess that would be me. You both bring up good points which was/still is the internal struggle. Weak for staying or strong for staying. I have forgiven my now wife but I've never forgotten. The kids are my joy in life. So even if I'm a weak ass cuck, I have something to show for it. Definitely not what I had planned but I can live with it. Many folks go through far worse and probably don't even know about it. Weak or strong, I'm still taking care of my family, putting in that work. So what else can be said about a man...

Additionally, I stand by that forgiving is harder to do. Forgiving is immaterial to staying with the person or leaving them. You can leave and forgive them, or stay with them but never forgive.

Actually now that I think of it, I want to be a cuck. I get a massive boner for watching my cheating girlfriend fuck her nigger boyfriend.

I'm glad you're happy either way. I hope everything turns out alright for you both and your children from now on to the future. Has your wife been faithful and good throughout the marriage and since the cheating?

>Break up clean
>Cheating Girlfriend
You're a beta. Pack up her shit thrown it on the lawn and lock her ass out.

You'll get through it. One day, you won't even think about it anymore. Time my friend. Time to suck it up and feel the pain and do what you need to do, whatever that is. The good news, it's all gonna work out in the end. You'll see.

If porn sites are any indication you are far from alone in that fetish.

Don't ascribe to it myself, but to each their own as long as everyone is consenting.

you dumbass she is on a lease. She could call the popo for illegally locking her out.

Not OP

Yeah... I'm not entirely sure what you could do about that. Maybe you'll just have to start over or soemthing, Idk.

Throwing a fit won't help anyone. You just piss her off and create more trouble for yourself.

Well wait until shes about to get home and have and orgy with a shit-ton of hookers on all of her personal shit.

seriously what's that horse from