ITT: help me write a greentext story

ITT: help me write a greentext story

>be me, 22 year old fetus fucker

>type sage in all fields because my thread is shit and I'm a faggot

>go to church and sit on the hard wood bench, congregation is silent, rip the most glorious fart that echoes through the church like lightning from mjolnir. everyone looks at me and i rip another

>considers the coconut

>drink coffee while considering my outrageous faggotry. Continuing typing sage in all fields.

>more coconut

>lime into coconut. Drink it all up

discord.gg/h7WtM

>call doctor, woke 'im up

>> THEN EATS A LOAD OF BUCKSHOT WHILE I BUST A FUCKING NUT

END OF STORY FAGGOT NOW GTFO

>say doctor, nothin I can take

>to relieve bellyache

>now lemme get this str8

>u put da lime in da coconut 'n drank a bowl up?

>get AIDS and die quietly and alone

>Put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up

>again

>Then you feel better

>and call me in the morning
>call in the morning and I'll tell you what to do

>have existential crisis when I figure out how much of a rampaging faggot I am

hi im james, I like to smoke meth and talk about how I love getting fucked on the ass on Tina and how the cia and Jehovahs witnesses and mormons are out to get me and talk to me psychically. im very lonely and want some new friends from Sup Forums on my blog @ fuckyourgod.org

>consider the practicalities of getting fucked 'on' the ass, as opposed to 'in' the ass