Well, that was weird

Well, that was weird.

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.

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I don't really like Touhou's

Are you running in the 90's?
Why?

Wha...! Are you serious? N-no way. Really? Out of anonymous's league...? B-but that's the opposite of what I want!

mods are in rare form tonight

So like I was saying, she's not pregnant, but she's in a bad position now.

Hi Alice.

So it was my nep

I can bet that I have the least interesting life (currently) out of anyone on this thread

-Sweet Roll

They don't like you!

I'm walking in the 80's.

I know, I know! I tried telling him that you wouldn't bite, but he wouldn't hear it!

Stray janitor, happens once in a while.

KITTY!

roll

-Nico

Time to go put up some dolls and curse you.

>Reisen
It's a really uncommon story. I met him here, on Sup Forums, he brought me into ERP and talked about our lives in the meantime; then we started getting closer and closer till different feelings started to grow~
And that's how I became gay for one guy only.

In the meantime, rolling for a love-life tarot reading~

Not from Peru tho.
Parsee! (Nice song btw)

Should I stay with my gf or leave on her for another girl I like

I'm confused as fuck. Or did I just get the country wrong

I thought only Alice did that...

Back to your containment thread

Why did I laugh at this?

You don't bite, do you?

So intimidating...

i was so close

Mm, I feel kind of bad... I hope Anonymous sees this.
*sigh*
Heh... Have you visited him?

I might as well say hi.
I don't need anything for now though.

(If I get dubs or beyond whoever asks the next question can just have them. As long as thats fine with op.)

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-Koi

I-i'm serious! B-baka... Am I?

You're wrong about that.
I'll nep your nep!

Not unless you ask!

Yes, I do go to waifu threads, not often though, and yes, you got the country wrong. Silly.
Mean, Makoto is like, the biggest qt in this realm, also has a badass car.

Not yet, that's my Christmas gift, I'll visit him the 2nd week of January~

>I'll never get "gets" today
>Uzume

I understand that feeling of not getting Gets.

-Nico

I was in these threads before those ones you dip.

I have no clue m8.

Am not.

You have a crush on Makoto!?
Mm, before you move there, I hope?

Oh. Chile?
Irrelevant. Containment

Hey Koi

I'm a little grumpy about recent personal events

But I'll manage

How about you?

-Sweet Roll

Heya! Yeah, as long as you set some kind of parameter for it it's fine.

Oh, I'm sure he'll warm up to you eventually, if he's still around!

Jokes apart, it's the fourth time I'm off by one to get them.

Exactly, that's basically it. I'll visit him to actually understand if things will ever work out, and then if it does, I'll keep on working to save money and actually start living with him~

...

I hope so.

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-Koi

I think I'm out of gets for now.

-Nico

I'm just kidding! Of course you're not. You're too friendly

I want it to be known that the Parsec thing was one of my jokes

Very interesting. I'll keep that in mind...

>biggest qt in this realm
Nah, that would be Hikari, Reisen, and Reimu. In no particular order of course

Well it is winter, so of course its...chile

Ah, that's good! Just keep in mind that being with someone physically is nothing like being with them online. Still, I wish you luck! Seriously! You should keep me updated~

I hate you all.

>has a badass car.
it's a big miata

Uhm... n-no?
Yo, did you got your car back already? (You are quite unlucky, or so I've seen so far)
If you take responsability, sure.
Yep, sup?

I should hunt pics and renew my folder, but I'm too lazy.

A bunch of people have told me lately that I am!
I love you too!

I still love you anyway!

I don't believe you. Makoto's great, why wouldn't you have a crush on her?

You are the nicest person I've ever met.

love you too buddy

>Yes, I do go to waifu threads

You're not cool anymore.

Please leave and never come back.

It's my joke now.
I will take no responsibility

No worries, if I don't get them it means that fate doesn't allow me to have some hints on how my ship will end~

I know~
Mmh...Still, knowing how things developed..and how they're still developing right now, a lot of hopes are growing~

Just saying "hello" and now leaving

SAMEJI PLS GO WITH SHITTY BOXER

Never left me. Just waiting for them to tell me if they're gunna fix it, or if I'm getting a hefty check.

Well

Since no one spoke up about it

I will declare it

I, Sweet Roll, have the least interesting life (currently) out of anyone on this thread

yay?

Unless if anyone else can say otherwise

-Sweet Roll

I don't mind, I'm not a big fan of myself either.

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-Koi

AT LEAST I DIDN'T CRASH MY BOXER

I hate everything, pretty much

That you're what? Intimidating, or friendly? Possibly intimidatingly friendly

Fool. You'd have nothing without me

>Makoto's great, why wouldn't you have a crush on her?
Pfffff. If only you people knew...

I'm happy for you! I mean it, please keep me updated. I'm rooting for you!
Intimidating!

I would have everything.

Would you like a full description?

or would you like me to be discreet?

-Sweet Roll

Hi Sameji, thanks.
Dunno, sadly we don't talk often, so, ye.
Said the faceless user. It's not like I haven't tried to not wake up in the morning, diying while sleeping is hard.
Then I'll sue your ass for child support. I want the beach house.
Oh, ok, cya!

Will do next time I'll manage to get here~

>Uzume

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-Koi

THATS BECAUSE YOU DRIVE LIKE BABBY!

Got something you'd like to say there, Leiutenant

But I didn't get you pregnant. I just nep your nep.

Perhaps fate won't give me the answers I seek tonight. Still, I would rather not have the answers that are in my mind right now.

>Sees 3 gets that can be gifted
>Rattles

>Uzume

ayylmao, it's my personal duty to seek out makoto to insult his car for no reason at all

SAID THE MAN WHO GOT IN TWO ACCIDENTS IN TWO WEEKS

You're intimidatingly good at golf. Seriously, if anything you're TOO nice. Who would say that you're intimidating?

The world is not enough, eh?

Lots

maybe just one more roll

-Nico

...

Geez. My hopes are dashed.
Okay!

If it works it's because I downed the whole wine bottle now.

THEY WERE A MONTH APART YOU CHUCKLE FUCK!

Rood.

And it doesn't, still happy to be here anyway.

>Uzume

>During the confusion I take your nep.
You are enough.

You two should arrange a competition, like a race, but facing eachother and having a high speed frontal colision, no?
That's what nepping implies.

Who wants these? Cash them fast.

DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT MY CAR DOESN'T HAVE TWO INSURANCE CLAIMS ON IT

unlike makoto, i don't like crashing my car

I just need to buy the ticket, settle down with him about times and such and then wait~

BUT IT DOES PROVE YOU DONT HAVE THE GUTS TO BE THE DORIFTO KINGU!

B A N T Z

Evening!

I have no idea what this argument is about, but it's entertaining.

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-Koi

Don't forget the motorcycle shenanigans

I speak da troof

Turned down in what way?

I'm enough for what?

Another one?

Good evening.

>No sense traffics is everywhere + the rocky roads his car made of trash can't do that.

Well hi there.

About our cars.

Too difficult to deal with vocaroo on mobile, sorry m8.

DONT GIVE THEM AMMO!

Rip.

JOKES ON YOU, I LIKE MY ENGINES TO HAVE A PROPER OTTO CYCLE

u w0t

i wasn't informed of any shenanigans on the bikes

You'll find out soon.
N-no.

>What piece of trash was that? Show it to me
>indeed rip

Evenin'

You want to know something about dubs. They're like rare drops in an RPG. It's a test of patience to get that rare drop, but it feels great when you finally manage to get them.

And so trying to roll again...Let's see..

>Uzume

I will get this roll, even if it kills me!

-Nico

Reroll

I should finish Xenoblade now that I think about it.

>Uzume

...are we gonna nep now?

oops

That was just a plausible thing that I just made up