New Zealand thread. Hawke's Bay reporting in

New Zealand thread. Hawke's Bay reporting in

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Wanked off a sheep

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Mt Maunganui here, fuck the weather today's been shit

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New Zealand,

Why is your dollar so weak?

i blame the television

Auckland here. How do I fuck them again qts?

Wellington reporting in. How cold is it for everyone?


It's 17 degrees here

dunedin here. not going to work tomorrow, fuck it. They cant tell us we have a half day on friday to finish for the year then tell us the day before itll be a full days work.

pretty sure its because we export sheep shit and not normal stuff

Shit's ded lately. Get it together NZ.

got to 30 degrees in Hawke's bay, probably like 21 degrees now.

fuck you I work

Hawkes Bay nudes

Call in sick, say you have Morgellons.

Thread is more important.

whats her name? she look sfamiliar to me

who is this?

that sounds gross. And when you call in sick to work you dont have to say why, they legally cant ask you due to it being private medical information. Just say youre feeling unwell and cant make it.

Tell them you have Wind Turbine Syndrome, got me out of having to go to my cousin's funeral.

post /oc/ then

who else collects?

the fuck is that

Hawkes Bay Fuckn aye

the fuck it look like to you

fucking weeb

name?

I'd collect western stuff if it was fuckin cute but it aint.

got any nudes of Haylee Wallace?

Do you even put any of that shit inside you? If not, what's the point?

>what's the point?
i like it, thats the point desu

Me, I will reveal it to you one enlarged pixel at a time.

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why would you make a whole thread for one part of Australia

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I collect nudes

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Why are ID's even gone?

Thread dead.

when can I fucking die

stay alive

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palmy nth here can anyone fucking sort me out a fiddy. its dry as fuck

>tfw thread curses you with immortality

wellington reporting in

nice tits.

now show dick pls

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Brooke?

no.

but post pics.

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free the nip

saggy ass orangutan tittys kek

Cage the nip.

Wrapping presents fucking sucks.

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youtube.com/watch?v=1xYKW2IWdcY

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chea moko

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it'd be like fucking a taniwha

Dem whales be adorable.

What in the?

>I'm bored as babe xxx
WHAT???

I will add some punctuation for you.

I'm bored as, babe. Xxx.

this girl is from Christchurch and her name is Nikita McMurtrie. (also herror fb name) she's a complete slut she sucked me off behind the school Jim

Do you think he minded that you were getting a blowie behind him?

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gym*

Wait, your school doesn't have a school Jim?

her cell phone number is (02108713390)

Super tempted to txt her and tell her about the guy who she sucked off behind Jim talking shit about her on the net.

Dubs gz plus your post almost made me piss myself laughing

do it hahaha it will be hilarious, (the person she sucked off) try get some pushy while you at it fam

Do it haha its will be funny af
she'll probably suck you off too tbh

Do it

Nah I don't want to fall and break my hip, I'm getting to be an old lady now.

Is she a mental case? Like is she going to get super butthurt if I text her and tell her not to be sucking yucky boys off behind poor old Jim?

Ow cuz, what you fags doin?

Listening to the rain and checking if there's any cool shit on trademe

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moar

name?

Does she have kik?

Dubs and he comes back on Christmas.

There's rain somewhere? Cool

Wrapping presents and eating a kilo of jelly beans.

Do you think Jizzus will come back?

I remember when people said he would come back on easter sunday

You gonna have a mean as poo tomorrow.

Yes

wish I took screencaps of IDbro too

Have some based uncle Winnie instead.

If he hasn't showed up for over a year, what makes you think he'll come now?

He won't anyway because he missed the dubs. Lord kek has spoken.

checked

do it fam, score some pussy
(her tits btw)

Taradale here mah nicca

yoyo my homie taradale too

any nudes?

I don't like when you can't tell when the nips end and the tits begin.

any auckland girls?
amelia cooper?

yeah a few