Hey /b, I'm addicted to (you)'s. AMA

Hey /b, I'm addicted to (you)'s. AMA.

How long do you spend on Sup Forums?

I don't know. More than 4hrs a day. Sup Forums is my only friend.

...

no (you) from me :^)

What is your favorite food?

Poki bowl at the moment.

Are you addicted to (you)'s?

Can I ask you something?

Yes and yes.

Every time I get a (you) I have a mini orgasm

Really?

No, but there is certainly an addictive thing to it. Dopamine hit, and I wil continuously hit update hoping for a (you).

And I am really lonely, so getting a (you) makes me feel... I don't know... less alone. Haha

Here, have a couple of (you)'s

Mmmm thanks. So nice of you.

I was walking down to the shops today, and I had this girl say I was beautiful...

I just smiled and said thanks, but I know she was full of it, and was just being nice.

She was wearing red lipstick and was with her boyfriend, maybe she was being condescending?

So I was wondering, seeing as you spend a lot of time on here. What is your opinion on giving me tree fiddy?

i ain't given ya no tree fiddy, now go away.
No don't go... stay :(

That girl was me, and yes I was being condescending.

I love you.

tits or GTFO

Sometimes I give myself (you)'s. But it's just not the same. It's like masturbation.

Ok ok, I know the rules....
The problem is that, my tits look like dick and balls.

I know that feel

Go outside

Outside is an xp waste

Why is Christmas so depressing?

What about irl xp?

Xmas time!
(you) can thank me later

I will thank you now.
Thanks.

michael you look fucking retarded

whens the last time you groomed yourself