So apparently I could be arrested for this. I was just standing on the other side of a school fence yelling to kids "SANTA ISN'T REAL! IT'S ALL YOUR PARENTS DOING! ALL ADULTS ARE IN IN THE CONSPIRACY!"
I did this for the duration of their lunch break. Some parent or teacher or something said they took my picture and photographed my car.
Am I fucked? I didn't really do anything illegal right?
Christmas is going to come a night early because a guy named Bubba is going to unwrap your package... run user!
This is what you do in your spare time?
ruining christmas magic is a crime
I would expect some visits from a few ghosts
I have a lot of spare time so I do other things too
i think i love you, user
Disturbing the peace @ a min @ worst id find you before the cops
You're being taken to Christmas Court you degenerate.
Poor baby had a bad childhood so he wants to ruin it for others (for the Lulz).. fucking pathetic piece of shit really. Most likely to have been voted the nickname Spaz in HS is my guess
>harassment
Yeah if they get you on that
Realistically they wont do anything, they just want you to fuck off
If you kept doing this for say, a week then itd actually be harassment
Just the one time doesnt matter
Chill
Ruin more kid's joy
>>>/redit/
I'll have to go to another school, but the other elementary school is all the way across town
Fagot
Just leave the kids alone you fucking weirdo
Maybe the local playground?
>I didn't really do anything illegal right?
No. Just autistic.
In all seriousness, tho. Why do parents even tell kids about Santa Claus in the first place, when they know that their children are eventually gonna learn the truth and create distrust towards you for it?
It seems like you're just dumbing down your children for the sole purpose of disappointing them later on.
no but you definitely did something really, really edgy.
>didn't really do anything illegal right?
>asking this after the fact
>an true autist
you prolly gonna lookup on your constitutional rights as well eh?
Getting them to accept Santa makes Christmas magical. It makes it much easier later to transfer that wonder to the belief in a higher power being the "reason for the season."
It's conditioning, user. If they can get you to believe something stupid, you'll accept something really stupid without question.
Free speech nigger
christmas is a faggot holiday
Shut up Achmed
shut the fuck pansy bitch boi
anybody who willingly allows their kids t be raped has no room to talk
fucking queer
but muslims rape kids, Achmed
Nothing wrong with rape
They can't do shit. I'm going to do this now actually. Sounds pretty fun.
If you were on school grounds they could try and pull some bullshit disturbing the peace or something, but it won't stick. I would go back without my car next time and ruin Easter for those whiny fucks.
I usually do the tooth fairy in the off season
Do this, hanging around outside multiple schools, great idea
Lmfao
That's more autistic than a 15 year old playing roblox