RIP Bill Burr

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The lovely nia everyone!

OH SHIT IT'S REAL!

I enjoy this meme

Gave him the ol' right there fred

OHHH GEEZUS

ME UNDIES! ME UNDIES!

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>hey nia grab a mic-
*click*

yooooooo!

Uncle Doctor

67K
7
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What does this mean?

stop bullying Nini you virgin cunts she has a nice back and forth with Bill. Not her fault she looks like a she-boon

it means Bill will charge you the cost of a nice car to come to your home and roast you and then come back and talk about how rich people are evil

If you can't afford 67K to have a famous comedian come to your home then I really don't have anything to say to you

Ok Bill, cool story, cry more.

forget 67k, if you can't afford $2.2M for Timberlake you should just off yourself

yooooooo!

How much for Bill Cosby?

154k

guy's really scraping the barrel

Bill Cosby costs 50 white girls and a v neck sweater.

How much from Kevin Barnes from of Montreal?

youtube.com/watch?v=bRh-9AwcvjE

His playing catch bit is one of the greatest ive ever heard

he's not listed

lol what a loser

**how much for

How much for Wayne Coyne from The Flaming Lips

I like how Bill acts like he doesn't have any fucking money to fix his shit house when he fucking does

it's funny that in the podcast a few years before this was released he was talking about how much he was studying bob newhart's ability to make one side of a conversation so funny was something he was trying to emulate.

he did an amazingly good job.

also not listed

you can look this stuff up yourself - speakerpedia.com Go to the person's page and it will be in the title and the source, even though they "blur it" in the main page. Some people don't give rate though

How much for Michael Douglas?

$76.35

UPPERCUT TO THE JAW! BRUTAL !

yooooooo!

love it when he refers to himself as ol' freckles

Why

Cause it's hilarious you fuck

love it when he refers to himself as lil pickle

what about ol' billy redface?

What about bully bully bully pee pee face?

I know you are trying to be snarky here but Bill has never said he was poor. If you used your head you would know he's doing well. But at the same time he isn't loose with his money and cant toss it about willy nilly.

When he talks about rich people he means those who make millions for speeches or for movie roles.

model... modal...?

You don't know how much he has. He has travel expenses, agent fees, etc.

Also every time he ask one of his comedian buddies such as Virzi to jump on a tour with him he has to pay them out of what he would've made.

Nia.....NIAAA!! THE BULLS HERE

OH GEEZUZ le me strawberries and undies doot doot dahh dooo im a cuck!

Virzi was just diagnosed with liver cancer

Fuck really?

no. No. NO NONONONONONONON HE WASTN' WHY WHY HWY WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT THAT HUH!??!?! FUCK !???!?! FJSAD;LKFJASLKFDSA;LKJF

It's true actually

VERY MUCH INCORRECT. FOREVER FALSE. YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!!

Yeah screw those guys, poor old Bill only makes 10s of thousands for such work.

You seem fairly upset that he worked and is still working to keep his finances in order.

It's actually true

Nah I don't know dick about him except he was on Breaking Bad, I just wanted to mock you for the implication that it actually matters whether he's getting thousands or millions for work like that.

I guarantee you the pricier people are also working to keep their finances in order btw.

It matters in the context he talks about

How so?

NNOOOO!!! NNNOOOOO!!! WRONG WRONG WRONG I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

Why so mad? It's true.

a gallon of pcp

Because that is who he is talking about. Do you even MMP?

He doesn't talk about sports

Did Patterson Nightly get him?

Ye

I actually read an article by his wife on some feminist website about how she had fallen into a rut and was essentially a depressed housewife which she felt goes against all of her feminist values. I love how both of them are both huge spergs and only make very veiled and ominous references to each other whenever they do interviews or something like they're referring to a Bond villain.

Link?

>tfw Bill tries to distance himself from other radio/podcasts these days
>tfw he's almost as evasive as Louis c Cuck

They're always at their best when they are a struggling comic trying to make a name for themselves.

YYEESNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I AM BOILING OVER BOILIING OVER BOILING OVER YOU WILL STOP STOP STOP SAYING THAT IT IS TRUE IT IS NOT TRUE AND YOU YOU YOU KNOW IT OKAYU!??!??!?!? FUCK!!!!!

really, a gallon?

look son, all those people owe me money and they don't even know it.

It is true dude

who /slumlord/ here?

WRONG WRON G WRONG WRONG INCORRECT INCORRECT INCORRECT FALSE FALSE FLASE WHY WHY WHY WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT THIS HUH?!?!?! I NEED NEED NEED TO KNOW WHY YOU WOULD LIE I AM TURNING INTO AUTISMO MODE AND YOU WOULD NOT WOULD NOT WOULD NOT WANT TO SEE ME WHEN I AM AUTISMO OKAY?!?!??!??!

OKAY!??!?!?!? HUH?!?!??!?!??!?

Careful, it's a lot cringier than I remembered, especially toward the end where she full on shills her podcast.

They seem like a match made in hell, why don't they find people they'd be better off with?

Whoops forgot link

xojane.com/sex/the-agony-and-ecstasy-of-being-a-kept-woman

>The lovely Nia everyone!

Bill looks pathetic as fuck in this picture.
Should have married a fellow red-headed stepchild

Joe DeRosa is touring with Billy-boy in Ireland real son. Anyone pumped for an Uninformed reunion special?

How much for Eric Roberts?

Did Joey Roses get a permission slip from his black friends?

Wat? He's constantly talking about smaller comedians

I see nothing wrong here. She didnt like being unemployed and is doing something about it.

it's his time 2go

I don't think there is anything wrong with her or the article or her being a feminist but just strikes me weird as it seems these two really don't like each other

I think you are taking things out of context here.

Nothing in the article says she doesn't love Bill. Bill clearly cares for Nia if the podcast is anything to go by.

He still rants about women too.

>rants about women

lolno. And he went from saying blacks to "african American"

He says niggers still

He's never said that in any of his stand ups or podcasts

He does

>I care about income inequality as much as women care about prostate cancer

So which group paid for the hit?

Beatles

No
He says both.

He does

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OH JESUS

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Club W, my daddy bought me a ranch.

Bill is worth $35 million minus what Nia will take when she dumps him. He's doing alright.

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who else here is waiting for the inevitable divorce?

Doubt it

Black women and white men that are successful in the entertainment industry have good records

>that limp wrist
What if Bill's true identity is that camp woman's voice he puts on sometimes?

What if he came out as a tranny and did that voice all the time with a straight face?

What if Joe Rogan did the same thing and him and Bill became a Hollywood couple and "leaked" a porn video?

Would you watch it?

This is the post that made me the saddest today.