Iowa thread! Say hello
>esp if you're from Des Moines
Iowa thread! Say hello
Nobody gives a fuck about Iowa
Iowa City checking in
Ames checking in
>inb4 "fuck state hurr durr"
At least 3 of us do..
Cedar Rapids checking in
Iowa is the shit man. Next time you eat corn, you better thank us fucker. You think you know cheeseburgers? You don't know cheeseburgers til you eat a fucking zombie burger. You into flat open areas of land? Well you're in for a pleasant surprise fucker, because iowa has all that shit. You like birds fucker? Cuz not one but TWO iowa colleges have birds as the mascot. TWO. FUCKIN. BIRDS. Ever want to experience a 50* temperature change in a day? FUCKING IOWA HOMIE. you like squares? Well almost all the counties are fucking squares m8. There is no reason not to like this fucking grade A state, and I'll fucking kneecap anyone who says otherwise
And we hardly have any niggers! Don't forget that!
No Des Moines?
Drake U?
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Fuck off, the election is over; no one cares about Iowa anymore.
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Nobody from capital?
Zombie burger is overrated. Best burger is short's in IC.
Anyway, Cedar Falls here. Grew up in burlington. How bout that -40 cold snap, huh?
Is fucking brutal
I worked outside for a couple minutes that night, fuck that shit. I never thought it'd get that cold here.
what tf is up cedar rapids dude
you smoke weed???????
was born and raised there. couldn't wait to get the fuck out of that tarpit of obese rednecks and ugly girls that just want to get fat and have babies.
you can keep your fucking corn - i'll stick to the sativa and indica here in california that you iowa faggots wish you could have (and smoke legally)
Glad we have a way of naturally weeding out douchebags like this.
Sorry dude
"weeding out" i see what you did there. jelly much?
Des Moines here.
Iowa sucks.
It's such a money grab, land fuck state. There is literally no nature or anything to do. Every fucking Lake is man made and all of our water is tainted with pig and cow shit. People are generally nice and however everyone is fat and disgusting. Moving after I graduate from Drake. Going to eastern Utah or Arizona
it's so cute how you flyover state faggots cling to your little cornhole.
Anyone know Hillary Y (eager) form Iowa City? Willing to post if you have pics of her and or her friends to share
When did you start at drake?
Yeah dude, weed is like, super important bruh. Totally bummed that I can't base my life around it like you bros in the paradise of California can. You guys are just so much cooler than we are, man.
Know any 2012 grads?
641 is in the house. fuck desmoines to many niggers
Idiots Out Walking Around
Iowa ain't the only state that grows corn and you can get a good cheeseburger anywhere. Fuck Iowa.
Or have any friends who would?
user, i need literally one persons wins from UNI recent grad. can you hallp?!
Not wrong
there are 14 ppl here and i have zero hopes but.. does anyone have recent UNI grads? kik?
Any other sioux city fegs in here?
Wants to Kik someone who knows 2012 drake grads
wdm checking in
i dunno where that is sorry. only in for a handful of ppl who probly dont have any wins out. again my hopes are near non existent
lets see some UNI boobies!
University of Des Moines
sorry, again only IC/UNI grads
That's cool dude, I was only explaining what drake was
if i see one recent UNI grad i know my young life will be complete and i can finally move abroad and become a successful male stripper
515 here. Anyone got oc
Downtown?
Lol
Moar Iowa City here, fags
There are a lot of you
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Don't die! Need to find Drake friend
Iowa city checking in.
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Cedar falls here too!
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cr fag here
;)
post the titties
Dubuque checking in
desperation setting in..
i said fag, fag
i dont get it.. so theres no tits?
does anyone have indianola or ames win?
nope, just man chest
CEDAR RAPIDS MOTHERFUCKERS
I MOVED HERE FROM WASHINGTON
ALL YOUR WEED IS EXPENSIVE
but.. it was so convincing...
fair point
Clive here. Which one of you fags wants to help me fix my car
i... i have to take a walk
yeeeeah i get that alot
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second this i was in sioux city could not get out of there fast enough go socal
Dubuque here reporting for a new assignment. Chicago niggers are starting to ruin this peaceful state. White boys mob up and start giving these niggers a taste of their own medicine. Start rippin robbing and rockin these fuckin newjack faggots in the mouth
Sorry
Council Bluffs checking in
Hello Lowa, nice to meet you
follow your dreams
don't let your dreams be dreams
the ass is phat
>titties
Age?
that's a great ass....can i fuck it?
Old as dirt, 40...
dude wat
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Des Moines??
y u no post more pics ???
c'mon bb