Hey Sup Forums I wanna kill my neighbors dog. What's the best way to do it without getting caught? It's about 40lbs

Hey Sup Forums I wanna kill my neighbors dog. What's the best way to do it without getting caught? It's about 40lbs.

Feed it poisoned meat while it's in their backyard

>First loop rope around a sturdy horizontal beam about 7 or 8ft off the ground.

>Tie the end of the rope into a noose.

>Stand on a chair under the rope and put your own neck through the hole in the noose and tighten until slightly uncomfortable.

>Kick chair away

Came here to say something similar to this.
That dog probably contributes more to society than you do.

Encourage it to go ahead and pursue a degree in something he loves instead of chasing money, after he has a useless degree, minimum wage job that can't even cover the loan payments after rent, realizes he'll never have a GF because he's poor, and gets shit on by bros who went to business school and drive nicer cars and own their own homes by 28, he'll do it for you.

this

It gets out and attacks other dogs by the throat. Animal control refuses to do anything.

Steal it the next time it gets out and stab it to death in the privacy of your own house.

How to dispose of the body?

Just fucking bury it, nobody suspects dog grave. Its a fucking dog.

Put the remains into a plastic bin, drive it out somewhere nobody will see, and bury it there.

Thanks m8

You should shovel dog it

On your neighbors front porch you fucking idiot.

Throw a piece of chocolate over the fence twice a day. Within a few months it will bleed to death.

Give it chocolate. No one will suspect anything because it could have been "accidentally" ingested. If it won't eat the chocolate try pills in meat or even chocolate in meat.

Invite it inside for sex, then when it's in orgasmic throes choke it out

No need to hide the body if you do this

Chocolate covered grapes with pills in the center

Sell it to the chinese

soak an old rag in nerve gas, then wipe it on the dogs butthole

How to get nerve gas?

kek

1. tape a bunch of fireworks to your arm, make sure it is your dominant arm.
2. fasten a belt around your upper arm, same side
3. kick the dog
4. repeat 3: make sure the dog is barking to the max and/or trying to maim you
5. light the rockets
6. rocket punch the dogs mouth
7. the dog has exploded. blood is spraying from your mangled arm stump.
8. fasten the belt in order not to die
9. run

its the perfect crime

Is there snow on the ground where the dog is?

That plan cannot possibly fail.

Never any snow