So, my girlfriend is pregnant and we don't have enough money for an abortion at this time

So, my girlfriend is pregnant and we don't have enough money for an abortion at this time.

How fucked am I?

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Kick her down the fucking stairs, you idiot!

Get the ole coat hanger

Calmly go to the bank and ask for a short term loan.

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Looks like your production and monetary value will go up. Have that child!

punch her in the gut faggot

man up user, you're going to be a great father

That's why you should have wore a condom or she she have gotten a IUD yu fucking degenerate, have fun raising the baby and contributing to over population you sleezy fuck

is she black? pretty sure black girls get as many free abortions as they want

have a talk with her .. by the stairs

Have you tried bending open a coathanger and shoving it up into her uterus yet?

serious response from an actual dad who thought his life was ending when wife got pregnant?

have the baby. be a good dad. I promise if you do you will love the baby more than anything. just be a good dad

if she isn't black, tell her to become transnigger
or find a coat hanger...

Have fun with that ruined life you degenerate faggot.

you have 9 months to save up as much money as possible, pack your bags and then move to mexico.

find a nice tourist town on the beach that cruise ships stop at and sell weed/give tours for a living

>can't afford abortion
>can afford 18 years of raising a child

? ? ?

No, it was her that was fucked

Wow. Such great advice guys!

abortions cost money? what third world country do you live in?

Mate, if you can't afford an abortion than a child is out of the question. As another user said, get a short term loan, unless you have friends or family that you can borrow from.

Use her panic to get her to sign a prenup.
Marry her so you will have proactive rights regarding your child.

Of you do not do this, she will sue you for child support and you will spend the next 18 years working for a child you are never involved with.

NIGGER GO TO THE FUCKING BANK

America

>2016
>not killing white babies and importing muslim refugees to replace us
>so third world
>geeze its 2016 get with the times

Got ue back Bro....
Close One huh...

easy
make her have baby
then collect child support from the government
then have an post birth abortion
profit?