Dubs decide what's o I do with this. I have a flu, there's nothing on the TV and I'm bored

Dubs decide what's o I do with this. I have a flu, there's nothing on the TV and I'm bored.
What do?
(nothing including my anus just had an operation near my anus so I can't even poop properly)
I'll post pics no webma cuz I'm on phone.
Paracetamol(500mg)

>rolling for swallow a gallon of bleach and punch yourself in the dick.

crush it up and snort it

cut a wound on the palm of your hand and press it into the incision

go outside and don't be a degenerate for a day

sharpie in pooper

wear it on your foot like a sock.

get a condom and put it in it, then insert dick and post pic with timestamp, duh op

Insert via dickhole.

I don't use fucking condoms I'm not some horny 17 yo that can't control his dick so no I don't have any condons

roll up, lube up, and down the dick it goes

piss on it

roll

Kill yourself

chew it till its powder without swallowing and let it set on tongue

Liquify it and drop some in the corner of your eye

reroll

Put it in a cup and piss in it

open pack and put content in toilet

How would I even do that?

Rerollerball

trips

checked

...

is OP a faggot?

Dubs lol liquify it and put it in the corner of your eye

Winrar

>going in bareback
my man. i started doing that at 15. no regrets.

winrar

So close.

Am I the only one to see this first winrar

OP = faggot?

Wasted win

Sup Forums sees what Sup Forums wants to see

I think I'm just gonna drink it guys.

confirmed.

I understand, thank you

faggot confirmed.

Thats not how it works newfag

Total faggot

Tell us more about your anus operation.
Why did you need the operation?
Were you conscious for it?
How do you poop now?
Does it hurt to wipe?

Please kill yourself you faggot.

Ya fuckn pussy

Put it in your piss hole

swallow whole

1. ~
2. No
3. I have to retain from poop for 3 days
4. Probably