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>shit waifu

Cancer

azor stannis

Emilia is VERY cute

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FIRST FOR MY QUEEN

op personally took the time to make this image so they could use it as a general cover for attention

pathetic

Azor Arya

>someone actually wasted time making this

literally the best character.

Still better than a book edition, and a fan art edition. And how many fucking Jon threads have there been?

Cast her.

My pick is Arya Stark.

>shit waifu
delete this faggot

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Other than Jamie what character are you most disappointed with in the show in terms of adaption from the book. Please be as much of a assblasted bookfag as possible

>is
was

Why he help Cersei?

You have to go back.

That's her most recent pic

and shes not cute in it

>Why he help Cersei?

Cause he's fucking loyal that's why.

He's the Davos of House Lannister.

I´m fuckin depressed because I know she will die

>And how many fucking Jon threads have there been?
Not enough

Azor Jon!

hows it feel being a faggot

minor, but the Others

ice zombie devil men are not Others

how fucking dead is emilias career going to be after she cant ride the coattails of GOTs fame any more

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>what character are you most disappointed with in the show in terms of adaption from the book.

Aegon Targaryen (cut)

All right boys. Let's play a little roleplaying game.

So you're Brother Lancel. You're charged with bringing the Queen Mother to her trial since she didn't show up. You exit the Sept and see some random little kid running down the stairs. Do you:

>A: Ignore the little faggot.
>B: Bring your bros with you and chase him because he's kind of suspicious - completely deviating from your entire purpose.
>C: Tell your bros to go do the job you were in charge of while you chase the fucker all by yourself into dark alleyways and corridors because lol why not?
>D: Find a breastplate stretcher.

Big mouthed clown

Bran is better than Jon.

D

What is with the almost non-stop kinslaying this season? Every house seems to be destroying itself.

>is whore in real life
>plays whore in a tv show

poetry

zoom in, really look at her face. She feels exactly the same.

Because he is an opportunist.
Also a chance to get revenge on Mountain and that old fat pedomaester

E: send a pair of bros to go after him while the rest continue with me

The fucked up right from the start.

>horse teeth

Nigga I dont think you understand how it works
Even if shes just riding the GoT fame shes going to very well, even before GoT has ended she was cast as sarah fucking connor and almost as lara croft
shes going to be fine

dark salsa is going to kinslay bran and jon next

Who is our #1 guy and our #1 girl?

Bran
>Trueborn son of Ned Stark and legal heir to Winterfell
>Can spy on his enemies in person, in both the past, and possibly the future without ever leaving the safety of the Godswood
>Can send psychic dreams to communicate with his allies and mislead his enemies
>Can destroy the minds of his enemies and forcibly bend them to his will
>Is an extremely powerful warg, and possibly the only line of defense against Danaerys and her army of eunuchs and rapists and sellswords
>Can traverse history regardless of distance and can retrieve the secret of Valyrian steel
>While it is possible (though far from certain) that he lacks the ability to produce an heir, he still has living relatives for the throne to pass to in the event of his death. Kings can also legally declare an heir in their will
>Moot point because it is likely he can attach himself to a heart tree and live forever

Jon
>Can walk

can i instead just say bringing her clearly wont work from experience?

>implying shes not being hired for roles just because of stuntcasting

Ellaria sand. She is a prime example of how the writers fundamentally misunderstand asoiaf. In both books and show she is presented as being right but there are some small difference in what she says.
>books
>oberyn wanted vengeance for Elia. Now the three of you want vengeance for him. I have four daughters, I remind you. Your sisters. My Elia is fourteen, almost a woman. Obella is twelve, on the brink of maidenhood. They worship you, as Dorea and Loreza worship them. If you should die, must El and Obella seek vengeance for you, then Dorea and Loree for them? Is that how it goes, round and round forever? I ask again, where does it end? I saw your father die. Here is his killer. Can I take a skull to bed with me, to give me comfort in the night? Will it make me laugh, write me songs, care for me when I am old and sick?
>show
>No weak man shall ruin dorne and we shall get revenge on the lannisters for killing oberyn.
Just a small difference there

get fucked Cat

>dark salsa is going to kinslay bran and jon next

Not shocking. She already killed Rickon so she can rule Winterfell. She learned well from CIA.

Cat was right the whole time

avenge her arya

you have to kys

mad about cute

No. You don't get to learn that bringing like 6 other bros earlier to do just this exact task ended up killing your faggot boyfriend and breaking his gay little snowflake of a club.

Nymeria is still alive.

poor bran traveled all the way past the wall and all the way back only to get shanked by salsa just for having a penis

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>Euron x Cersei

>Jon is King!
>implying he isn't a puppet of Salsa, CIA, Davos, Tormund.

Varys instead of being a cunning mastermind with a huge secret plan is a little faggot no cock boy who is helping Dany for no reason and is a good man who does nothing wrong

Varys and Jaime got absolutely butchered, I don't think D&D have any interest in them at all and just dropped them onto Dany and Cercei's storylines because they don't know what to do with them

you forgot your trip

>High Sparrow wants to see Cersei, sends Lancel+4 sparrows to get her
>She tells him to fuck off and UnGregor kills 1 of them

1 week later

>High Sparrow is shocked Cersei won't show up when she's asked to even though she just did that
>Sends Lancel+2 sparrows this time

What did he think would happen?

She already did.

>little

jon is still alive so no

best thumbnail

There any chance that Melly go with Cersei?

>What did he think would happen?

What happened to the Sparrows he sent for Cersei? Halfway to the Red keep the saw the blast.

Don't be mean, she was bulkin'

>The North, Vale, Riverlands, Iron Islands.
>vs
>Crownlands, Westerlands, The Reach, Dorne.

where is his right hand?

Arya liked Ned better, and Ned would hate her for doing that.

Dad wins. Get double fucked by him, Cat.

its time to stop bulking, she's closing in on 300 pounds

>Halfway to the Red keep the saw the blast.
Wait a second, were the fags that got rekt by the bell and then incinerated the same two dudes Lancel sent after Cersei?

on her ass

I'm fairly certain that's an intentional motif

>emilia overacts like a motherfucker

can you imagine the sex with her? all her screaming like a pornstar when youve barely inserted the tip.

emilia is trash

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>Ellaria Sand
>Renly Baratheon
>Yara Greyjoy

Any other LGBTQ monarchs/lords in the show?

Nah, Bran will be kept around because his penis is probably worthless by now. Just like Theon, Varys, and Greyworm, he'll be the dickless sidekick but for the North.

Congratulations dude, what's it like being from 5 years ago?

she is not overacting in got. she plays a bitch faced cunt.

Why are people calling Jon "Jahaerys" now?

our guy

im not implying that at all you mong im implying that she has enough star power to be hired for the next 20+ years
fuckin autist

that doesnt mean hes not still ahead of sansa by all the laws of succession, the same laws sansa would have to rely on as her #1 claim. bran cant be allowed to live because that fucks it all up.

Link me cute emilia videos so I can make webms

loras, oberyn

>the next 20+ years

oh dear the delusion is strong

>tfw waifuposting is returning for off season
glorious

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>our #1 guy
is this even a question?

i'd be mad but im an emiliafag and a masiefag so hello

in the show? Because why not.
in the books? Who knows.

They need to get her in a room with Chris Evans

>E: Get on my knees and let strong fill me up with his corpse semen

Shut the fuck up, faggot.

He was such a weak fag in the finale though

There's probably an argument to be made for Ramsay, too.

nah she has a crush on nick jonas

I will literally drop the show if Emilia dies.

This is our guy and you can do nothing about it. You got a problem, you can always go back.