ITT: movie characters that are literally you

ITT: movie characters that are literally you.
I'm literally the Joker

>Crazy
>Manipulative
>You don't want to fuck with him
>People fear him
>Still charming
>Has a sexy girlfriend whom he respects

yeah you are the joker such a bad guy

You are underage, OP. Very, very underage.

Lies. All lies and imagination. Go fap to some furries and call it night.

You are, you are so edgy OP

>Kills hookers
>Gets dubs
Literally me.

This is literally me

Wooooooohhhhh

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The Joker does not respect Harley. If you knew the Joker on an even fundamental level, you'd know this.

He was the worst Joker i've seen in my lifetime.

Making you the worst fucking pansy id see in my lifetime.

Seriously. If you identify with this faggot one whit you need to get the clorox, stat.

pic related is me
funny intelligent and with a wicked sense of humour

>over weight
>heavily armed
>short temper
>undying loyalty to my friends
>gives a shit about the rules

Stop.

Do you have the one friend you're always telling to shut the fuck up, too?

op in pic

checked

old copypasta is old.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

some one call FBI

Bamboo!

>literally

Kek bet ur fat loser retard kiddo

I actually do. We call him bill, even though it's not his name. Not really sure why we started that. He's good people, though. Just slow on the draw and totally incapable of reading the room.

God you're so fucking cringy

So where's the BLACKED thread it's been 5 minutes

BITCH, HE DOES NOT RESPECT HARLEY QUINN, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE JOKER. In the comics, he fucking ignores her, disrespects her, abuses her and makes her more insane everyday. Once, he locked her in a cellar with a bunch a of dead bodies for a few days just because it makes him laugh. He doesn't fucking respect her, it was an abusive relationship. You know nothing about the joker, how can you be like him? Plus, anyone who knows the Joker well enough would know that the best and most accurate movie joker was Heath Ledger. Don't even try to act like you are even as close to as crazy as the joker either, you are probably just saying this cause you got a bad life and wanna feel like you are something special.

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He loves her you don't understand him

Im pretty much the hulk
>mess with me
>whatever
>pick on a defenseless girl?
>its ass beatin time!

y'all niggers posting in an obvious bait thread.

Hold on imma let you finish but Jack Nicholson had one of the best Jokers of all time!

>identify as suicide squad version joker

at least your faggottery made me laugh, OP.

god i can smell your fedora and my little ponies posters from here

>Has GF whom he respects.

Oh yeah, total wife beater to be right here.

And wears a fedora.

can't belive so many people took the bait and it's not even summer yet

>edgy faggot
are you a mass murderer? have you even killed anyone?

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>lighter

>still falling for this bait

>I'm literally the Joker

I get told I'm just like this guy all the time

Newfags detected

You should make a video acting like the joker put it on youtube and send us the link

I'm basically Wolverine IRL

you sure they don't mean something more like this guy?

I am literally the true leader of Anonymous, Sabu?
Pfft, I knew he was a fed informant.
I just let him play my little game to give me more time, we are still Legion and on the most secure IRC's, Don't mess with Anonymous, we destroy lives...

in on cringe thread

yes, you certainly are

No, like the WWE wrestler because I'm huge and ripped and do the thing with my thumb across my throat and say "RIP" a lot plus I have a dark and demented personality

it's time for bed now little one, sweet trap dreams for you my child

Totally this guy because I have a crazy sense of humor, great with the ladies (if you know what I mean), love a good cup of mead and I always wear bandannas

You really decided to choose the worst iteration of the joker that has ever existed?
Welp, this is proof that op really is always a faggot.

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>always wear bandannas

>2017
>still falling for bait this hard

you're an uninteresting hothead with a boring personality and no character development?

Well shit.

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well at least he wasnt a nigger or a women

It's still current year though, also shitposting as if you are serious is part of what these threads are about. It's the only way you get to act superior to other people. Heck you are even playing the traditional role of the "smarter than you" guy.

This is me in basically every way

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"In every way but physical, I am a Cuban thug"

Furries >> John Thacher can help you with that.

The last thing my old psychologist told me was "You are like Hannibal and shouldn't be here or near this place".

friendly and obeying in every day life but seeking near death experience by overdoses or extremly risky behavoir while driving.

Has to be Light Yagami: Intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sence of humor

Or a nigger woman

>Always manipulative
>Very charming
>Extremely bipolar
>Ate my teacher
>Very creative in general
>Quick on most solution
Humans are a mean to entertain or consume on.

I'm literally In The End by Linkin Park

Oh look guys! a new fag

>being this much of a newfag

>Be me literally the joker.
>Boot up new videogame.
>"Press any button to start"
>Press the power button

LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

This thread is shit. Even if every post is sarcasm, it isn't funny. It's just cringe.

OP why?

I'm this guy

To get this exact reaction I gather.

Is this a cringe bread?

Me

No you are not. You are 12 and a new fag

Like the dude who used to spam MLP threads on Sup Forums all day every day simply because he thought it was funny to think about a mod sitting there deleting his shit all day, this is just sad.

This is me I never sleep and I need a goddamn drink before I kill my wife and kid with an axe and stack them neatly in room 237...

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>physicist
>constantly forgetting "important" things (e.g. wallet, phone, car keys)
>often see the absent-minded-professor stereotype in myself
>speaks in unnecessary scientific lingo in casual conversation
>borderline aspergers
>likes women, but often find them at the bottom of my priorities
>thinks science can be used for fun
>self-narration of methodology during experiments

its probably bait newfriend just relax

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

Top kek, but mead?

Overuses the word 'literally'. Makes wild claims about himself.

You're more Spongebob than the Joker, ain't ya kiddo?

Why didn't this guy just dress up as The Penguin?

I wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in.

Me. Minus the family and adventures

This is literally my life story

im bonzi buddy, im helpful and i talk like a robot but a lot of people misunderstand me

Bonzi Buddy gets dem trips.

you know it

Whoa!, it IS Bonzi Buddy!

didn't he torture hs girlfriend?

that's gotta be some story

dis me

Who, Bonzi Buddy? You shut your whore mouth.