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Footy edition

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Maisie

A new interesti flag poster already succumbed to stupid gimmick posting. Sad! What a shame. Was looking forward to a new character

You have a gun in one hand and a bullet in the other. You fire the gun and you drop the bullet at the same time. Which bullet lands first? The one you shot or the one you dropped?

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Rugby

>We need

Why do 'we' need it?

You mean you need it, because you want things without having to work for them.

Piece of yank shit

Really want to fuck the paki retail banker in the Natwest ads. Also the chav girl at the bus stop in the great ormond street hospital ad

back to /epl/ with you

>wrote a big reply in the last thread
>by the time i post it the new is already up
REEEEEE

>you want thing without working for them
No fuck off I just want the surplus value I create to be mine

That general is ded

Post pics

>cheeky game of the ol' 8 ball pool
>playing some south east asian guy with an aussie flag
>"waiting for opponents response"
>times out and I win

guess the memes really are true

am i ugly?

k-on is an absolute masterpiece

post in it then

The results are in laddos

So you can buy more material possessions which you think will make you happy and that's all that matters.

Nah m8. Why, are you having trouble with girls?

I concur.

how old are you?

i want communism because i just want to smoke weed everyday lol

> 1. Greater London: 9,787,426
> 2. Greater Manchester: 2,553,379
> 3. Greater Birmingham: 2,440,986
> 4. Urban West Yorkshire: 1,777,934
> 5. Metropolitan Glasgow: 1,209,143

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_urban_areas_in_the_United_Kingdom

MANNY ON THE MAP

Things that have happened in my family in the past month:
>Dad has pled guilty to the cp charges and will most likely be imprisoned
>Story has come out in the local media, with the sorts of comments you'd expect - "Disgusting bastard!" "Kill the pedo scum!"
>Mum is filing for a divorce and going back to her maiden name, bringing to an end a 30+ year marriage
>My childhood home is going to be sold as part of the divorce proceedings
>Sister 1 has upped her dosage of antidepressants
>Sister 2 is pretending she's alright, but we can all hear her crying at night
>Sister 3 has become seriously anorexic, and will have to be hospitalised by force if she doesn't go and see a doctor

NOT enjoying this 2017 gimmick desu, don't think these events are going to be great for the ol' depression haha

Do I go to nandos or McDonalds for tea?

G r i m

Damn I got fucking baked last night lads

yeah not a virgin but cant find a gf

No

not even a match thread for watford vs west ham

and it lasted for 3 years
convenient commies hold desperately to the few examples which failed too early before they turned out like the USSR did.

they increased production because of land reform just the same as the USSR did, by that I mean pressing people out of the cities to work on farms. I can't imagine how it would have turned out differently than the Soviets if it had lasted more than a couple years.

lets not forget Catalonia was an absolute mess of infighting between various bickering leftists as there was no single strong hand to force them into order.
it was full of militias roving he country torturing and assassinating rivals leftist groups
ironically it owes its existence at all to the chaos of Spain at the time, its fall was just delayed reaction.

hardly a rousing success, but every "soft" commie is a moron anyway who read homage to Catalonia and thinks it was paradise.

AnCom is absolutely unsustainable.

No you don't seem to understand. I don't want the capitalist to give me the minimum he can while keeping the rest of my surplus value through my labour. I want there to be no capitalist - a worker owned workplace.
>inb4 coops
It's under a capitalist system though

Getting a gf is easier than getting a one night stand.

Are you social/employed?

half chicken hot, chips and garlic bread

>~7pm
>tea

i learned from /brit/ that only the scots call dinner tea

the realisation that i am genuinely an aspie feels like a death sentence
i always harboured a delusion that one day things would get better, but they won't, i will never change. suicide feels a little easier though, i know i'm not really wasting anything, my future is pure misery and loneliness

link?

Don't give me than dinner shit sunshine.

Bollocks

It's northerners not just scots you dumb nigger

ancoms end up creating a state anyway
anclapism literally cannot exist without a state

>b-but muh NAP! muh recreational nukes! muh escape from moralism

move to SEA with me
the /brit/ colony is growing

>Are you social/employed

Both. Can get one night stands.

Can't get a gf. Must have a shit personality

>blahblahblah give me more money, people with more money than me are evil I want to buy the things he can buy!

Get some McNuggets

kek, good post

stupid post
do you think there are no happy aspies on earth mate? No aspies in relationships?
You're depressed, go get that sorted.
Also everyone is on the autistic spectrum, I would take a "diagnosis" of autism with a grain of salt

yeah and

all iranians should be killed

>For tea

Brits are so fucking stupid

Best place to move to in America?

>Minimal black population
>Affordable cost of living
>Affordable house prices
>Decent employment opportunities
>Good things to do, shopping, eating, sports, recreational activities
>not in bumfuck middle of nowhere hillbilly town or -30 degree snow like Fargo

dinner is what you have in the middle of the day
tea is the evening meal

did he not pay the pizzaman or something cant believe people go to prison for that

>if you think AnComs are dumb you must be an AnCap

>not understanding my argument
It's not about money or possessions you mong it's about workers being ripped of by capitalists
No

u the lad that shares a room with the schizo sister?

lads pizza or kebab tonight?

No EBAC9 no care

>tfw you, a heterosexual male, unironically like this song

youtube.com/watch?v=V9Wv4SCBiTE

Also, Cheryl Cole looks the least hot in this video.

canada

Pizza.

Nevada or the SW in general

land is cheap as fuck

boston. minneapolis.

unironically a good pop song

britain does this stuff really well 2bh

I think you're deliberately misconstruing the meaning of my post for comic effect

Nah I've actually moved out, but saw the senpai today and it's depressing how fucked they all are and will continue to be by this

Quite like going to nandos as a greasy mess in a shitty t-shirt. All the deanos get dressed up like it's a proper restaurant or something.

Gotta quit smoking. Look like a literal rapist with these dark circles

it was a criticism of all kinds of anarchism

t.Rorke

lincoln nebraska

absolute state of my life haha

yeah some decent looking aspies can make it relationship wise and even employment wise. but i'm pretty ugly and have zero self esteem, i'm a total cold, dead person. people can instantly sense that i'm odd from my body language. i'm a virgin in my late 20s, i recoil when people touch me. i am a grown man who is scared of using the phone and whos voice breaks if the cashier in tesco speaks to me. i am severely underemployed.

don't really fancy doing shitty admin jobs until i'm 72, going home to my empty tiny flat and drinking alone. would rather die in a blaze of drugs right now.

True. Robbie Williams is genuinely brilliant.

It's mostly Americans who come out with the cheesy shit.

pizza

might get it myself tonight

Same

fucking hell mate, hope you're alright. Be supporting to ur ma and sisters x

nandos honestly isnt even very good

have one across the street and never go. is british food that bad?

hey that's me
is someone else with other problems

(also we haven't shared the same room for many years since we got an extension)

i will look after your sisters mate haha

not a rorke, i'll let you know i'm a libertarian marxist

My surname is Rorke and I do NOT appreciate the way /brit/ has twisted it into an insult.

Washington or Oregon. Oregon is the whitest state in the union.

moab, UT

buy a hummer and go on adventures in the hills

How can you be drugged up and socially anxious at the same time? Jesus

>marxist
Take the anarcho communism pill

>>not understanding my argument
Your argument is you want more money and it is all about money or possessions.
>it's about workers being ripped of by capitalists
it's about workers getting more money

You don't care about 'workers' you just care about yourself and you want more money.

It's South African.

upstate NY, new england

what's the plan for this evening then lads?

I know. I'm saying is the food that shit in britain that Nando's can be a cult favorite

use context you fucking retard

No I want to abolish currency in fact shan't be replying to you if you're this retarded

>/brit/ has twisted it into an insult
only pakis and reddits think of it as an insult so they can wank each other off over how they called out that BLOODY RACIST!!1

who creates 100% of the value of a product? the workers who produce it
who takes the largest cut of the profit of selling that product? the owner

you ever considered going to uni, getting some decent skills and doing something fulfilling? also, once again, going to therapy could help you out with your self esteem issues

lads

all unironic communists I've met are braindead retards. I wonder why

really gets things going