This is the villain of Stephen King's fantasy book series The Dark Tower

This is the villain of Stephen King's fantasy book series The Dark Tower

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Based McConaughey

i didn't know he was gay

well shit

But naked bongos though.

>they adapt the dark tower first instead of giving the stand a proper adaption

>a white man is a villain
sounds accurate

The Stand has an amazing movie....

Next they'll be putting a black female from detroit in the late 70's in a wheel chair she lost her legs from a racist white on black crime.... mmmmhmmm

you just know that's how the SJW be in [[CURRENT YEAR]]

>any true fan of the series

Name a proper adaptation of a Stephen King novel that isn't Shawshank or Stand By Me.

sweet, new season of ghost adventures!

green mile

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fucking right!
BOYCOTT HOLLYWOOD

That's actually quite a good casting.
Too bad they had to go and make roland a god damn monkey nigger because Hollywood jumped on that BLACKED train.

Next they'll be putting a black female from detroit in the late 70's in a wheel chair she lost her legs from a racist white on black crime.... mmmmhmmm

Misery

tommyknockers

... Or Green Mile.

Next they'll be putting a black female from detroit in the late 70's in a wheel chair she lost her legs from a racist white on black crime.... mmmmhmmm

why are the sleeves so long?

>or moving goalposts

he's a long guy

get ready for mumble jumble and rewinding to understand dialogues.

awesome.

1408

So a black male fights the physical manifestation of the LGBTQ+ lobby?

WHAT IF

WHAT IS ONE OF THE HEROS WAS A HANDICAPPED DELTA WOMEN THAT HATED WHITE MEN BECAUSE SHES STRONG AND WAS TRAINED BY ELBA?!?!?!!

AWESOME IDEA WE SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THAT AND HER BOYFIRNED COULD BE A WDRUG ADDICT WHITE KEK!

He's pretty good aside from those horrendous long sleeves. Who thought it would be a good idea to make his sleeves overly long?

IT

11.22.63

looks like a weird steven seagal cosplay

trips and all double answers. impressive

meme magic got me dubs.

Delores Claiborn, he wrote the book specifically so that it could be made into a movie starring Kathy Bates.

damn nigga thats a good joke
tommyknockers is one of the worst movies ive ever seen

Usually when they make a white character brown you have to concede that "They don't NEED to be white! It isn't important to the story!" That's usually true even though I don't find it a compelling reason to make them black.

FYI, did you gents hear about Preacher? They actually did a casting call for a black woman to play the white woman character. It wasn't just that "she was the best person for the job."
Hell, I didn't even know that bird was mixed-race.

But here in Dark Tower we have two reasons why Roland should be black.

Susannah's alternate personality hating whitey.

Stephen King resembling Roland being a plot point.

But you know I'd have been less annoyed if they dug up some guy that was like the black equivalent of Clint Eastwood. Elba DOES NOT looking like a hard-bitten gunslinger described as "long, tall and ugly."

He looks like a magician.

He is an actual wizard.

>villian is white
>good guy is a white character appropriated by a black actor

figures

>racist white on black crime
But that guy was a serial killer?

I think Idris will be fine. Skin colour aside, he's well suited for the role. They can CG in Rolands blue eyes or something.

However, what's annoying me is that in every image coming out of the film he has no hat.

>he's well suited for the role

In what way? Being a decent actor?

Not even the most well-suited from The Wire's cast.
Someone can probably even top this, I can't remember who all is in that show.
I think maybe you're afraid people will call you a racist.

so evil that he still cares that his hair is slicked up and neat? haven't read the books but I'll pass...

Why would being evil make you untidy?

>In what way? Being a decent actor?

Yes. After watching Luthor, I'm quite confident Idris has what it takes to fill the role quite comfortably.

I never watched The Wire, so I wouldn't know.

11th of ???

No.

good question

anyone want to answer it?

>prime clint
>ugly

Faggot

which one? the vampire? thats just a mid boss at best. the villain is the guy in the tower who has a level of control over other realms connected to the tower

>the vampire
No, Flagg.

reddit on suicide watch

you mean the batshit insane guy who throws grenades?

They might have made Roland black so they can make Susannah white.

So instead of "muhfuggin whitey" they have a white girl doing a redneck "fuckin NIGGERS" thing.

In the age if mulatto SJWs they'd probably be scared to have a character that is a crazy rich black girl that pretends to be a thug nigga.

THE LANGOLIERS

>black man good guy -> elba/roland
>le ebil white man -> conaughey/walter
>white girl love interest for black guy -> mcgregor/susan

if you are white and watch this movie you are a cuck

>wardrobe: what kinda styling u want
>matthew: tekken story mode
>wardrobe: i gotchu

>a character that is a crazy rich black girl that pretends to be a thug nigga.
This is literally the description of 90% of the #blacklivesmatter blacks.

how?!?

Pet Semetary

what a nancy little cakeboy

The Crimson King, yes.

The truth must out.

Someone post his nails.

shawshank was boring and mediocre. i dont know why plebs cream their pants over it

What's it like being a contrarian?

you haven't seen cell

came here to say this

is that really Matthew Mysonisgay? Thought it was Christopher Walken, or pic related.

KEK also he looks like the villain from that flop Dreamwork movie, the 5 guardians or whatever it was called.

unexpected

hey, chief, can we get some red bull up in this joint? sometimes a dude's just gotta ride the bull, know what i'm saying?

its also one of the worst books to ever come out

Came here literally for this.

But that's in the book though. Haven't read that book in decades, i think, but i"m sure that happened. Stephen King was always a fucking leftie.
I was 13 when I read Christine and all I remember from the book verbatim is, "Smell that car smell, the only smell that's better is pussy."

im okay with this

I love the It tv-movie, personally

too bad they left out key elements like the child orgy

His outfit should be way more rugged.

They didn't have to make the villain look like a gay wizard tbqh

>BLACKMAN GOOD
>WHITEMAN EVIL
>BLACKMAN NEED WHITE GF
Christ Stephen King

I'm pretty sure he recalls some gay experiences in one of the boo ks.

but he is a gay wizard

hes a fucking wizard

Stand By Me

Mangler

In a post-post-apocalyptic future.
Walking the desert.
Perhaps the magic factor has a lean on his cleanliness but these clothes look like they were purchased at hot topic.

detta walker was awesome, shut your mouth
she and eddie dean are by far the best part of the series

the mist

Maximum Overdrive

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The Raft from Creepshow 2

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
>what was King thinking?

yeah its the bam margera style

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Friendly reminder that Jake is the main character and Columbia is hoping to turn this into the next Harry Potter.

Needful Things.

Probably Cujo and perhaps Secret Window too though I've only read the short story synopsis and not read the entire thing.

Never heard of Stand By Me... Time to watch.

>in Cujo movie the boy survives

Disgraceful.

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that is not the story Steven King wrote