ITT: We're all in a desert island

>you wake up in this island
>wat do?

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>we're all

Haven't I told you before? Sup Forums is just me and (You)

hunt polar bears

>Sup Forums is just me and (You)

L-Lewd...

get on a boat to get out of the island

how can we make this a game?

Gift a woman the joy of Surprise Sex

go back to sleep

Lel.

>Fap
>Cum on the sand
>See what it looks like
>Have fun cumming on different objects I find on the island

Seem that we have our island scientist guys!

suicide

Why would you cum on stuff?

As the head of security of the island I forbid you since suicide is illegal and penalized with death.
We will also apply marero tactics to maintain peace.

>realize life isn't anything like sandbox games
>die

*pretends to be a girl*

Rape a finn.

...

Design flag

Because I could.

For some reason it sounds like pleasant thing to me.

>Cumming on leafs.
>Sand
>Trees
>Into the sea
>Cumming from cliff
>Into the river
>Cumming somewhere and seeing if bugs and ants would eat it

That sounds like fun and something you couldn't do on your everyday life.

>Build a boat
>Brits destroy it before it leaves shore

SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR

I don't think animals or insects would like to taste your cum desu.

Pretty sure you can do those things in everyday life.

Not that you should, mind

Why? It's a good source of proteins

Quick, fellow Americans, come to the bunker!

find all the obese, homestuck, virgin, traploving spergs engaging in pic related and club them to death

Weird shit can happen.

>stuck in an island full with weirdos virgins

probably would be raped

I'd immediately find a boyfriend and go from there.

>womanlet

No thanks

I wouldn't dare burn calories on a measly woman

>Short women arent cute

kill yourself

H-hey :3

I like men that are smaller than me and feminine but that prefer topping

>mfw 198cm

Try to find out why is there cum everywhere in this island.

>Mfw all these fags thinking that the entire island would be a sausagefest.
jeez guys its like you are not aware that %99 of Sup Forums is made from 16 year old japanese school girls

What the fuck I'm 190.5cm

What do you eat

*polish moans in distance*

Penis

this

Nothing special, just my Arab genes.

Maybe if you weren't helping out the French, none of this would have happened.

As head of Police, I would make sure STRICT Sharia law is enforced. Death penelty and/or sexual slavery for anyone who disobeys.

But he is.

Genocide the Hues

fug

i'll just be head of sharia police then

That island isn't big enough for all of Sup Forums

Fuck a monkey.

Build board native style. Try surfing. Realize there's no surf. Just float and swim and eat crabs fish and make coconut bread.
Try not to get raped by poles and Aussies because I'm cute af.

*Teleports behind you*

Be my bitch and I'll protect you.

Prison rules

b-but that's gay?

Its either that or be the island bike where everyone gets a ride

bit rude

When monkeys can move like this, you can really blame him
youtu.be/dQ2t7TalPUg

You hate us because we dance?

*dances furiously*

Please use lot of coconut oil

what game is this
is it Tera or something like that

The only lube we'll be using is your spit.

if you look anything like , i'll suck you off

>you wake up in this island
>it is new earth island

>must manage to do with Gaijins
it deserves Sudoku

Probably just walk back to my house désu

thats a trench
a trench bunker is a pillbox
this is just a ditch

>This is a desert
Brazilian education, everyone.
Well for one thing, most of Sup Forums would suddenly drop down to a healthy weight from having to do things and walk around. Also the diet would be much better, if there was indeed a diet at all.

Here is your (you) for the joke about Lost

Find the hatch and drink dharma beer

I once came on a tree deep in the forest while imagining the most exquisite forest nymphs.
10/10 fap.

>desert
no
>island full of 4channer
Prepare myself for the live enactment of Lord of the Flies

I'd whore myself out with no shame whatsoever desu

suck the farts out of femanons assholes

He obviously meant deserted you dumb fucks

Had a hideous thought the other day at work that what if only you are real, everyone else is an illusion and I'm just living out some simulated life.

Think I've been watching too much Tim and the schizo is rubbing off on me.

you guys are assholes. That girl is cute as hell. I would absolutely rape her.

watch this idiots panic
die from starvation

>die from starvation
Is your fucking national sport?

Do NOT bully Ukraine. She is cute and my gf

kek

Maybe. I think we can use your liver as distiller.

I'm a male (male) and that means I'm absolutely unvaluable.

Find a place to hide from everyone so I won't be killed and eaten. Maybe watch cum on stuff before I leave though

You're one to be talking.

Team up and form/get into a tribe, then convince the tribe that I'm still useful once my epilepsy kicks in due to lack of medication.

me too please

I demand a sacrifice