How's he gonna explain when he comes back to Daily Planet?
How's he gonna explain when he comes back to Daily Planet?
Landon Taylor
Gabriel Gray
He won't, 24/7 Superman.
Landon Long
Laser lobotomy.
Jayden Bailey
He'll kiss everyone
Isaiah Hill
Even ugly losers on Sup Forums?
Tyler Gray
Witnesses program or some shit like that
Wyatt Thompson
pretty annoying, his Clark was nice in Man of Steel.
Michael Perry
reverse back tyme.
David Thompson
It will save all the retardation comes with his having a secret identity (or not, considering how many people knew it)
Anthony Diaz
In the death of superman comic, they explained it by saying he was trapped in a bunker or something during the battle with doomsday. He survived by rationing the food and water
Angel Perez
They had an official obituary in the Planet's paper and buried Clark Kent's body in Kansas.
He isn't missing presumed dead.
Carter Johnson
Yeah, but they buried Clark already. Unless he goes public with it. Is it legal to re-hire a previously dead employee?
Ayden Flores
he changes his glasses and calls himself Joseph Kent
Joshua Rivera
He will say he had a bout of terminal hemorrhoids so he had to move to the mountains for the fresh air and couldn't move from his donut cushion for months because his ass would've exploded.
Robert Flores
Twin brother.
Henry Sanchez
Forgot they actually buried his body. If no one saw his body/closed casket, all can be explained away as a missing person presumed dead
Jacob Ross
They all saw his fucking body in the opened coffin
Brayden Foster
He's not a journalist, they're never going to hire him at the daily planet. What is he going to do, clean toilets? Be a receptionist?
Owen Smith
Sleeps on Bruce's couch and receive money from his foundation.
Jacob Adams
He'll just come up with a new alias and work as a journalist in Gotham.
Nicholas Jones
For what fucking crime?
Kayden Powell
i'd say he's superman full time
although hey, everyone in smallville was already in on the secret so what's one more?
Tyler Adams
not for criminals.....
Hudson Turner
you mistake the immunity goodfellows guy got for WP for criminals. It's for people that witnessed crimes.
He obviously doesn't need it since he's god.
Ryan Long
For the investigation he was doing in gotham. There were much stupidest things in comics/cartoon movies.
The way Superman "revives" is totally stupid too. I hate superman
Asher Sanders
What do you mean go back, the DC extended universe is already dead, they'd be better off rebooting it next year
Brody Reyes
fly around the Earth and turn back time
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