ITT: prove you're not a pleb

ITT: prove you're not a pleb.
Fail and you get shot.

Metropolis was a great movie once they remastered it.

Reservoir Dogs is QT's best movie

Batman v Superman is the greatest superhero movie of all time.

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The Force Awakens is a great movie.

Wrong

adam sandler is a severely underrated comedic presence

adam sandler is a great actor and one of the best comedians in the world

spoiler i want you to shoot me

just end my misery

The only good scene QT has directed in his entire career was the walking scene in reservoir dogs

BvS was the first true kino

>this pile of shit is the best pile of shit that my old decrepit cancer ridden dog has ever shat

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>We will never see the full cut
Thanks Hitler

I don't watch Game of Thrones.

all tv shows are bad written

I actually have the force.
Fuck you bullet.

You're dead.

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I don't own a TV

I enjoy Wes Anderson films

Nicolas Cage is supposed to be the best actor of our time, but got rused by the jewish mafia and now has to play in movies not worth his class

Lord of War has the best intro of all times

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Bleeder is NWR best movie

I just watched Die Hard 3

Michael bay is one of Hollywood's best directors and The Rock is an all time classic

Can't judge because I actually didn't know about this movie and haven't seen it. Thanks for bringing it up, I'll give it a go.

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One of the worst threads of all time. Congratulations

Pen-Ek Ratanaruang is my favorite director.

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Fuck you Die Hard 3 is kino

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Unbreakable is objectively the best capeshit of all time

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How do we know that you're not a pleb, OP? You should prove it first.

Batman vs Superman makes Captain America: Civil War look like Citizen Kane

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jagten

He's already done so judging by this thread.

La Bella Vita is overrated old garbage

He's judging proves nothing.

I watch one or two mainstream movies a year, only when I have a feeling that they're gems (at the risk of being disappointed). I mostly watch indie films, often foreign. I never watched a 3D movie. I don't go to mass comsuption cinemas, only small indie cinemas.

I don't think Taxi Driver is about loneliness or mental illness. I understand that it was about Travis' struggle with feelings of ennui.

his*

No bang? Do I win?

consumption*

you live for today

I paid for and loved every Transformers movie

Jack and Jill was Adam Sandler's masterpiece

Pulp Fiction is my favorite movie and Quentin Tarantino is my favorite director

Inception was one of the deepest, most intelligent films I've ever watched, next to the Dark Knight

Batman V Superman is the best superhero movie, with Avengers Age of Ultron coming as a close second

Roland Emmerich's Godzilla was better than both the original Godzilla and Jurassic Park

Amy Schumer is the funniest comedian of all time

Any movie made before 1990 is boring

M. Night Shyamalan is underrated as fuck

Terrible bait.

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Zodiac is Fincher's best work.

>this pile of shit is the best pile of shit that my old decrepit cancer ridden dog has ever shat

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Revenant was my favorite movie in 2015.

Oни cpaжaлиcь зa Poдинy > Иди и cмoтpи

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Eyes Wide Shut was good.

did i pass or have you just not seen this movie

you definitely pass

Alien and Suspiria are some of the finest horror films ever made

pic related is the goat

Tini zabutykh predkiv

Did I pass?

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haven't seen it so I can't judge. You live.

yes. If you had said something along the lines of
>it was goat
>it was kubrick's best work
etc

you would be dead but I think it's objectively "good".

It's very atmospheric, and the camera work is really good. Watch it when you can.

He was IN that scene, jerkoff, he didn't direct it.

Ok maybe I will. Thanks.

The Dark Knight Returns is by far the best capekino.

On the Silver Globe

These are my favorite films:

Diary of a Country Priest (1951)
Throne of Blood (1957)
Winter Light (1962)
The Colour of Pomegranates (1969)
The Avenging Conscience: or ‘Thou Shalt Not Kill’ (1914)
Forbidden Fruit (1921)
A Ride on a Runaway Train (1921)
Destiny (1921)
The Last Laugh (1924)
Les Diaboliques (1955)
Blowup (1966)

I saw Freddie Got Fingered in theaters

for you

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haven't seen it so I can't judge. Seems pretty interresting from the summary though. I might give it a shot. You live.

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War Of The World: The Next Century

Solaris

Spielberg's War of the Worlds is fantastic

Haven't seen it. You live.

I'm gonna assume you mean the original Tarkovsky. You live.

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4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days.

Amadeus on mute whilst listening to a best of "Led Zeppelin" album.....

Ironically.

Yes, I meant Tarkovsky's film.

The End of August in The Hotel Ozone

Tarentino wants to suck your mother fucking cock after he is done with your toes

Films and television shows are a fucking waste of time and money. Go outside and read for fuck's sake.

thought it wasn't anything special but that's my subjective point of view. You live.

Haven't seen it. You live.

Hard to be a God

you got a 3x3 ?

I find Marvel capeshit to be as boring as watching kid's cartoons on CN.

Old CN was pretty dope.

old CN is ancient history now

It's like two different networks.

unfortunately true

No I never made 3x3. I've made a few cinegrids but that's it.

Bad Neighbours 2 is kino

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>hasn't even heard of Bleeder
>thinks he can judge whether others are plebs or not
How many films have you seen faggot?

Most forgotten-tier 80's b-movies readily available on YouTube are more enjoyable than the vast majority of what Hollywood is shitting out today

>doesn't know On the Silver Globe
So you ARE a pleb. Kill yourself you waste of space

Agent Carter is literally the worst thing ever created and everyone who was involved in production needs to be shot

thousands. What's your point? The fact that I missed this one is somewhat relevant?

I follow cinema year after year, release after release. I don't make it a point to watch all past movies, and must have missed a few. When I spot one that seems interesting I watch it. I'll probably give on the silver globe a go.
What about you? have you seen Mekong Hotel? Have you seen Cemetery of Splendor? Have you seen Uncle Boonmee who can recall his past lives?

Haw about you kill yourself first?

also,
>agressing people on the internet

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Super hero films are unhealthy to consume as they erode the concept of sustained work ethic to achieve mastery in any field, the sickening addiction surrounding these films from both children and adults indicates a deeply lazy society

You get shot.

I didn't fall asleep watching 2001

Objectively true