Name a better beer. PROTIP you can not

Name a better beer. PROTIP you can not

St. Pauli Girl

Stella

Corona

Done.

Anything that's actually from Belgium you goofy bitch.

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the beer i brew at home

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stick to waffles eurofag. leave beer to real AMERICAN men

miller high life

I like your table

that's my countertop. and thank you

Literally anything

I'm Canadian you hick.

Have a feeling this is a newfag 20 year old bunch of drinkers posting mass produced shit like Blue Moon...Get with a real IPA instead of drinking that sweet shit wheat beers.

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Gook pisswater

I remember my first beer

seriously guys name some really good ones. theres so many at the grocery store i never know which one to choose. i don't go out cause no friends. i like this one

That's a good gateway beer user. Glad you're enjoying beer enough to post your gay little thread. Come over to /ck/ sometime

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i hurd dat!

even canned beer can be better

Is it milled concrete?

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p lam

>Brew my own beer
>I spend twice as much money on ingredients as it would cost to buy the same amount of a good retail beer.
>Look how fucking cool I am.

OP making it known.
>ITT: OP needs help picking beers

Tl;dr burs

Pißwasser

nope, dope. try again.

$30usd for 5 gallons. final result is much, much better.

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This is some bad bait.

This used to be pretty good until miller ran it into the ground.

Both hoegaarden and blue moon are witbiers, I'd recommend trying a few more, maybe some wheats also. You probably haven't yet developed a taste for bitterness.

How about a Goose Island 312?

any gueze will beat that blue moon

never tried it but perhaps i will

Once you brew it is hard to drink anything off the shelf again.

Blue moon is baby status.

while i like blue moon, i could list at least 100 better beers

As long as they are not pleb-tier waterded-down beers they are all good. This one is my fave

To all of you saying IPAs are better and talking down on people, stop. IPAs, in my opinion, are very bitter. Beer is very subjective. Quit acting like elitists because you're a hipster who drinks hoppy beer.

And with that being said, my choice of beer as as seen in the picture.

Everybody in this thread bow down to the fucking king.

terrible bait

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that shit will turn you into a mexican

Ya'll niggas don't know.

Who says I'm not already

this

Right here bud.

Oh damn, yes.

fuck off, you filthy taco motherfucker

Tasty. That's all I drink when I get to travel to Baltimore for work. Crab and Yuengling is fucking heaven, man.

Blue moon is the equivalent of bud light.

But just for hipsters that think it's actually good beer....

Protip: if you want a good beer, drink nothing other than IPA beers

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and screw only curly-haired redheads cause that's what i like

Protip: If you want to waste $8.59 drink only Ipas you are unfamillar with.
Hit or miss with local small brews.

Then I come home and I has a sad.

easy

I got 12 of these puppies. Perks of being an AB sales rep.

>But just for hipsters that think it's actually good beer

recommends only IPA

>hipster faggot detected

Crab?

Yum.

Is that from Repo Man?

blue crab normie

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you should assfuck yourself with the bottle, break it, then slit your throat with it. That beer is terrible you faggot.

Please.

your protips are shit. ipa does not mean a good beer nor does any other style of beer. thats like saying all chai teas are good

even Asshole Super Dry is better than that

MIKES HARD BONER-AID

>$9 for ingredients to make 25L
>to buy the equivalent is in the $100's
yea nah cunt, fuck off until you know what maths is fuckhead

asahi taste like literal piss

the point I was making

Crab?I have not seen this beer ever.

This is really good beer, but I don't drink a lot of beer anyway.

atg lou ky

god rest ur soul if you've never had maryland blue crabs

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This is promising/inspiring actually.

Wouldn't say its the best, but its great for how cheap it is.

>tfw used to enjoy this but now all shellfish makes me sick as a dog

This

Hobgoblin esb. I wish I could try more stuff by wychwood but distribution in Arkansas is fucky to say the least.

sorry for your loss

This was made by keystone - or pearl, but I don't know now.

Didn't ask for these feels

You poor bastard.

Probs gonna catch flak, but I really like shocktop.

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It's OK lad, Yahweh never wanted you to eat shellfish. He intended you to have slaves, but no shellfish.

looks more like an indian brown ale to me

Come on, guys.

Oktoberfest version.... niice

i love how you faggots post some obscure beer no one has ever heard of except you and that is supposed to make you a badass.

you faggots know nothing about good beer.

fucken A. muh nigga

thats easy

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Fucking plebeian

That's like saying. Name better cheese, and posting a bag of sargento. You're gross.

Kill yourself. Fucking garbage hipster faggot.