Your Dream Movie Adaptation

Solid Snake: Liam Hemsworth
Liquid Snake: Chris Hemsworth
Revolver Ocelot: Gary Oldman or Daniel Day-Lewis
Psycho Mantis: Doug Jones
Vulcan Raven: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Sniper Wolf: Emily Blunt
Gray Fox: Andy Serkis

Meryl: Kate Mara
Naomi: Hayley Atwell
Campbell: Bryan Cranston
Otacon: Andrew Garfield
DARPA Chief: Reg E. Cathey
Master Miller: Chris Hemsworth

dude
dude
why do i have a raging erection

Mediocrity is your viagra

can Liam even act?

JUST

>Andrew Garfield
no

He's a big guy

>HAVE AT YOU, SNAKE!

This

He's got the biggest feet of the 3.

Hannibal vs Rome
cast it
(can Hannibal pls be Vin Diesel pls)

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Hugh Jackman as Solid Snake AND Liquid Snake.

>Can Hannibal be vin diesel
ummm, no.
That's just more hollywood white washing
Hannibal was from Africa and so obviously black

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Is he a half brother? Looks nothing like them

chris hemsworth has a goofy as fuck voice. he sounds like a fucking dumb surfer bro no matter how hard he tries. only man capable of pulling off a decent snake is clint eastwood, from his voice to his mannerism but his too old now. it's probably where kojima ripped off the character from.

Best snake coming through.

You mean the best Big Boss.

Switch the brothers and just have Liam grow and dye his hair. What are you going to hand the franchise to the brother that can't act and guarantee no further films?

>mfw DDL goes so far into his Revolver Ocelot method acting that he actually becomes him, ala Liquid Ocelot

Aussie here saying that literally everything that has a hemsworth in the credits is garbage.

Actually expendables 2 was good because they brutally murdered that fuck liam, easily the worst of the two.

Escape from LA - kurt russell actually.