Help me come up with a good excuse to call out tomorrow Sup Forums. "Im sick" doesnt work anymore
Help me come up with a good excuse to call out tomorrow Sup Forums. "Im sick" doesnt work anymore
Tell them you have a job interview with a boss who isn't a fucking Jew.
Tell them your kid fell down a well.
It's fucking Christmas in 3 days. Tell him you're with family
Yo OP, Tell them you have the shits, it works every time.
yea say youre vistiting the rest of your family in germany or something. or wherever you hail from
tell them you have anal glaucoma and you just can't see your ass coming into work today
Eat some soap faggot
You'll get sick for real, if they still want you to come to work walk in and puke on your boss' shoes
Say you have diarrhea. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Germany? I doubt OP's family is Muslim
Basement flooded i.e. frozen pipes hot water tank busted also works good on a rainy day
Since when does eating soup make you sick? Wtf kinda soup do you eat you fag
Tell them your wife is getting pregnant tonight and you would like to be there for that
Tell him you keep calling in cuz you're a fucking junkie.
Dog got hit by a car
tell your boss you have aids
Are you retarded?
Garage door is broke can't get car out
Say some thing like your basement is flooded and have to stay home to get it inspected and start clean up, then say you can come in for a unreasonable time like "maybe I can come in for 30 Minutes around 4;00" it shows you want to work but it be a hassle for you too
acute HIV
Tell boss your house is infested with loud, angry Negroes.