Help me come up with a good excuse to call out tomorrow Sup Forums. "Im sick" doesnt work anymore

Help me come up with a good excuse to call out tomorrow Sup Forums. "Im sick" doesnt work anymore

Tell them you have a job interview with a boss who isn't a fucking Jew.

Tell them your kid fell down a well.

It's fucking Christmas in 3 days. Tell him you're with family

Yo OP, Tell them you have the shits, it works every time.

yea say youre vistiting the rest of your family in germany or something. or wherever you hail from

tell them you have anal glaucoma and you just can't see your ass coming into work today

Eat some soap faggot

You'll get sick for real, if they still want you to come to work walk in and puke on your boss' shoes

Say you have diarrhea. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Germany? I doubt OP's family is Muslim

Basement flooded i.e. frozen pipes hot water tank busted also works good on a rainy day

Since when does eating soup make you sick? Wtf kinda soup do you eat you fag

Tell them your wife is getting pregnant tonight and you would like to be there for that

Tell him you keep calling in cuz you're a fucking junkie.

Dog got hit by a car

tell your boss you have aids

Are you retarded?

Garage door is broke can't get car out

Say some thing like your basement is flooded and have to stay home to get it inspected and start clean up, then say you can come in for a unreasonable time like "maybe I can come in for 30 Minutes around 4;00" it shows you want to work but it be a hassle for you too

acute HIV

Tell boss your house is infested with loud, angry Negroes.