Career revival when?

Career revival when?

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>posting a zombie

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She looks awful these days

2/10. Bare legs are best legs.

She dont need one, she's got enough money in the bank to live comfortably the rest of her life.....

Pics

literally has 0 ass now even when curling legs up

JUSTTOOOO

$500,000... Is she only gonna live like 10 years or something?

If you must have them....remember.... You asked for it

waiting for gross lohan pictures

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Thats the joke retard.... More like 10 months

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Where did the ass go?

what career?

She has the body of a 65 yr old woman. Sad.
Drugs are bad...m'kay?

lol, look at the expression on that dude's face

top kek it's Chloe Moretz all over again wew lads

Who is more JUST: Lohan or Tara Reid?

Wew.... Bitch is not even 30 yet... wtf

Never. She makes good money as a prostitute.

Nice b8. Pantyhouse legs are literally patrician tier. Here's your (you).

Who cares about legs? It's all about the feet.

lmao kill yourself

this

Just a little something to depress you all.

She lost me when she changed her god-tier nose and filled her face with Botox.

A healthy diet, some cardio and a couple days of light lifting/body weight exercises each week.

That's all it took, Lindsay.

She should've had easy access to god-tier nutritionists, personal trainers etc., but no, she had to throw it all away.

I blame her parents.

>Oh hey, user. Happy New Year! Can you believe it's 2004 already? Ya know, I don't really drink. I've never done drugs. I've only ever really had boring, safe sex. My tits are natural. My ass is round, soft, and freckled. I'm tired of being a goody two-shoes, and you look like fun. My hotel room is full of booze and cocaine. Wanna come fool around? Before you decide, you should know that my pussy is tight, and tastes like strawberries. I guess you could say I'm in my prime right now.

What do you do, anons? Do you let her go down a path of destruction? Do you sit her down and warn her about the future? Do you give her sage advice and be the friend she needs in that moment, or do you go back to her hotel room and snort a line of cocaine out of her ass crack?

DUDE JUST DO SQUATS LMAO

We can still save her r-right?

Bang her senseless, do all the coke without giving her any and then make her psychologically dependent on me and then marry her and act as her legal guardian to protect her from her own confused mind.

Mean girls lohan was the peak of female sexuality

What happened lads? Why did we allow this?

We didn't allow anything, the jews just did it.

>2004

Hopefully never, I'm still holding out hope I'll come across her on craigslist some day.

She rebel'd

>go back in time
>pose as Hollywood producer
>get her liquored up
>give her drugs
>have nasty, shameful sex with her
>she eats your ass
>she calls you daddy
>fart in her mouth
>she gags on your dick and cries
>she mentally breaks down
>she's vomiting in the toilet
>start pissing on the back of her head
>fart again
>laugh whilst telling her you're a phony
>she can't cope with the shame
>gets hooked on the drugs
>career ends up further in the toilet than her head
>HFW self-fulfilling prophecy/time paradox

her ass looks like Maggie Gylenhaal's face...

That Paul Schrader movie should have been her revival, but she fucked it up. Never showed up on time, wouldn't do real sex.

>well hello beau... you.

You're a cruel individual. Why would you do that!?

So that I can fart in prime Lindsay Lohan's mouth?

she's doomed anyway if she's walking around asking random guys to do coke

i'd eat pounds of cocaine out of her ass

>prime Linsay Lohan
what is she a transformer?

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Shame I'm on mobile and don't have my curated folder of LiLo pics, collected over 6 years. Only the best.

Holy fuck that was boring.

I would fuck her. I know the drugs have taken their toll a bit on her looks, but she's still Lindsay and I'd fuck her.

I could live such a long time if I had 500,000 no questions asked under the floorboards. Probably most of my life.

god damn, I can't believe i wanted to berry my dick in that so badly back in the day

So a max hardcore scene then.

>a bit

She looks quite fuckable on that pic tb h

For fuck's sake lads, this thread is making me depressed. Post some Lohan Prime to cheer me up.

youtube.com/watch?v=knBF5VyFGzY

Seriously I would fuck her.

That's fucking desperate, mate.

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I have a fetish for trashy women. Lindsey's ravaged good looks make her ideal.

>Petro

I would do it.

Anyone else read up on her parents?

She honestly never had a chance.

and her face looks like Maggie Gylenhaal's ass.

I cant get a hard on to her anymore, and I'm the guy who sneaks into funeral homes to jerk off by dead bodies, and to draw on mexican mafia style tattoos on the corpses and take a fat shit in the foot area of the casket, along with rigging up their hands to look like they tried to claw out of the casket.

I'M THAT GUY, AND EVEN I AM SICKED BY LINDSAY LOHAN.

I hate try-hard teenagers.

summer is a lovely time of year

No, you're a 12 year old Redditor.

>all the other chicks from mean girls still look great besides Lindsay

>the horror, the horror

Enough

Yes, he's clearly underage. Honestly though, this obsession some of you people have with reddit has to stop. It's a fucking drag.

no, I'm a 45 year old sexual deviant, with multiple arrests for molestation of a corpse, criminal necrophillia, disruption of a funeral, and inciting a riot.

that's just what i have been caught for.

even then she gives me the heebie geebies.

This isn't a cringe thread. Please stop posting.

you

Then go molest some corpses and leave Lindsay alone

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Why can't she hold all these tits?

Seriously used to jack off to this on mtv.

Has anyone seen Diary of a Teenage Drama Queen? Is it good as LiLo-core? I can't find a torrent ;_;

Keep quiet, man-child.

Remember this.

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how does that happen? how can drugs do that to your body, as an extra fuck you?

Muscle atrophy.

DoTDQ is essential LiLo-core.

lido key

I've never seen a gayer or more wrong post on this site before

What said.

E.g. by burning too many calories via amphetamine and eating too little, and in Lindsay's case combined with bouts of anorexia. If you starve yourself down to unhealthy stick-figure weight, your body may burn most of its fat, but also most of its muscle mass. If you then put on weight again without any kind of muscle building , you'l only add fat onto your skinny frame and the result is the shittiest example of the skinny-fat look. Troubled skanks like LiLo then keep panicking and repeating a cicle of starvation and fat-gain, when what they should do is re-building their muscles.

That extreme muscle loss goes beyond bicep and thigh muscles, all the skeletal/support muscle is atrophied, which is why she has terrible posture and why all her fat depots just hang off her at any given part of her body.

IRELAND APPROVED

2/10 bare legs are best legs

it literally crawled up her rectum to die

How so?

>you now remember Herbie: Fully Erect

someone was fully loaded on that movie set and it sure as fuck wasn't Herbie

>I can't believe i wanted to berry my dick in that so badly back in the day
Homosexual.

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Mm-hmm.

soyung

I looked up that vid and agree with the berry comment, would do the same t b h

Fuck she gave me so many little boy boners. If I had known what jerking off was back then I might have actually torn my dick off.

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