Iowans, come say hi!

Iowans, come say hi!
>esp if you went to Drake around class of 2012 or live in Des Moines

Bump

Des moines is gay

Technically not untrue

I was a CR fag from 1980 to 1993. AMA.

What's your favorite color?

Come on, now

It's actually a lack of color, AKA black.

Very nice. Like I like my women

There's certainly no shortage of gay bars.
This is undeniable.

Skankeny reporting

Gay bars are the best anyway, though.

Lol

Here me out, who goes to gay bars almost as much as gay dudes? Bachelorette parties. And what do they do when they think all the men around them are gay? They get wasted. And what happens when they get wasted? They get horny. And who's there for when they get horny? Me, the only straight man at the gay bar.

agency?

*age?

First graduating class of Ankeny centennial here. Glad I moved out of that snob ass town

how old are ya?

21

then were you circumcised in that "snob ass town"? and what made it snobby?

Was born at one of the military bases in georgia so probably circumcised there. And have live there for any extend amount of time? Vast majority of the people there are out of touch with reality

hopefully the georgians did a good job

27 M

Ankeny is full of fucktards

just moved to omaha can we be friends?

i only go to iowa for concerts and movies (live on border)

How's Omaha?

the tits, kinna classly college town

Sure

Any of you cunts near/in Sioux City?

I feel bad for anyone who lives in Iowa. I lived in Keokuk for 6 months, worked in Illinois the whole time and most drank myself to death because of how boring it was and how shitty and retarded the ppl were. Like literally 1 out of 3 ppl there were mentally retarded

Lol jesus

it's a not well known fact that 75% of Iowans have low-level autism

And the other 25% are meth heads

Too true. My first job as teenager was working in some shitty restaurant in Sioux City, and literally nearly all the cooks and half the waitresses did meth

Anyone have an wins of some of the asian women in DSM? There are so many asians in Iowa but I only ever see one posted (and I'm not going to post her.)

Sorry, I dont

CR here looking for people who know Hillary Yeager from IC

25 m DSM her. Depends on who u want ig. Anyone here go to jhs?

Any would be cool. I know of a few that live throughout the 515 area code, from DSM up to Ft. Dodge. Any wins you have would be good. Don't care how old, from milf's to 18 yo's.

So long as they're asian. I bet any you post, I'd probably know.

Ames here. Any college bros

IOWA CITY UP IN THIS BITCH!
Also, "hi"

lol hi

do u kno calli nutter from 515?

Why not go date the girl and get the nudes yourdekf, faggot

No one gives a fuck about kristin sxhivbrfbjjbnehatever

Who says I want nudes? Assumptive

I just know her vine, don't know her personally.

Sorry no

Cedar Rapids fag here

YO

I lived in CR and IC for a while too. Hola Iowafags!!!

>yourdekf
>I like it

Gonna post those asian wins? I've been waiting with my fingers crossed.

Rins? Rut you mean, rins?

Bump

Will find eventually

age?

ex iowafag reporting in. Home around IC for christmas. Lets all burn this place down.

didn't agency get deleted by a tornado like 10 years ago?

Hm?