There are 50 black guys surrounding your house, what do you do?

There are 50 black guys surrounding your house, what do you do?

What is your favorite sex position? I like straight up doggy style. I enjoy cramming my cock into my girls pussy.

Try to hire them

Introduce them to Mr. Sig and Mr. Benelli.

Blast audio of police sirens through my speakers, they all run for their lives.

Ask them what they are there for.

ask which one is here to sell me weed.

Are those real?

If they try to come in they're dead.

give up my wife

Sounds like the best day of target practice ever

gently push them and they will fall dominos style

Offer a job, and they're gone

The social welfare queue is two blocks down

call the local shelter

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FUCKING KEK
i hope you can appreciate that you weren't racist while you get torn to shreds by nigger knuckles

This is Not KFC nigros

get in position of course

Toss some chicken outside and watch as a riot breaks out over who gets it.

Spray them with my negev obviously, israeli soldier here.

HOLY SHIT WITNESSED

Needs to be fried tho. Niggers too lazy to cook their own

quickly shave my head and draw some swastikas on my body using a permanent marker and chase them away with a shotgun while playing skinhead skinhead by romper stomper on my motorola iphone

repeating numbers

My rifle can handle each.

WITNESSED

> The quints of God have spoken

>50 blacks surrounding your house
>need to save family
>grabs rifle and kills them all
>it was just a blacks lives matter parade
>spend the rest of your life in jail

"What?"
Rub eyes.. must be dreaming. Go back to sleep
There are no niggers in Poland.

This is a get thread now

Hand out job flyers

You know what should be in poland?
Germans

Sue for child support.

Nothing, since they're out in the cotton fields where they should be.

Easy, I listen to them sing.
It's Christmas, and they are caroling.

they're too busy fucking muslims

THIS.

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Last night it was 100 niggers now 50?
Did the other 50 get killed?

offer them some hot cocoa because it's christmas time

*Getting fucked by muslims

Tell them some kid is looking for their dad.

Sorry, still learning to English.
>ass raped by muslims?

>correctimundo fagtino

checked

So...just about every day then?

>I live across from a walmart
>mistakes were made

lol get.

50 niggorinos and you get your ass in a ready and willing position.

HAHAHAHA

i checked your repeats and then my sides

Call the police. I'm white they'll be there in seconds.

run outside yelling "he killed her" pointing at the house "that ghost killed her".

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Ah, you speak Italian.

Deus Vult on their asses.

Wonder where my extra slave drivers went. Now I gotta get them back in the fields by myself.

>Murder all those degenerate fuckbags. FUcking killt hem all.

Hand out job applications and watch them scatter.

lock doors, call police, get my gun out, pray

"Get back to work"

There are 50 black guys surrounding your house, what do you do?
...re op photo

Laugh so fucking hard at their idiotic fashion ideas
and thank the fictional Lord that I was born a white guy.

nothing, just another day in the ghetto

I'm wondering the same thing about your post.

what can i do, i live in cell block A cell 4

>I looked outside and saw 50 black males gathering outside my house.

>my dojo has been defiled by their Nikes, air Jordan's and timberland boots.

>I let out a deep breath. It's been many moons since my katana had to taste the blood of my enemies.

>it is time.

>I grab my blade and my megaphone.

>I triple backflip onto my roof.

>the nignogs all look at me.

>I raise the megaphone to my mouth.

Nothing personal kids.

>I teleport behind the first two easily cutting them down with only 1% of my full power

>their blood is running down my Sup Forums Man mask

>it takes 9 seconds to cut down 49 of them.

>I look at the leader of the group.

>I can smell the doodoo and peepee coming from his pants

>The monkey attempts to speak.

Ey yo manz du fuc you duin we ain't dun nutin wrong yooz fucin racist dey was all good boiz Ima go in sue yo ass be ballin up on yo dime nigga livin big like 2chainzzzz.

>I kick him into the air where he then explodes after leaving our earth atmosphere.

>it is done.

I make some tea and begin the taste of honing my blade.

wake up my kids, grab my drum and begin partaking in the tribal festivities

Holy fuck rofl

Start throwing textbooks at them

Grab SCAR 16, wait for inevitable home invasion to/fun to begin

wonder how their boat capsized

Offer them a peace offering

Threaten the burn a bucket of KFC if they dont leave

Direct sign from God.

Tell them the library is open and watch all but the homeless ones run away!

Worth it. I would automatically seek out a white gang and be humble about it, then spend the rest of my days perfecting toliet hooch and reading every book possible

First thing I do is feel pity for them...they can't afford pants that fit. Then I suggest they hit up the Salvation Army for better fitting clothing. Then I tell them if they don't get off my lawn, I will murder every last one of those stinking niggers.

femanon here. it would be a hot gangbang

Become part of the peaceful Muslim brotherhood.

It is time

Get on my knees and start sucking

I don't care

Release the Hounds....

Set up a watermelon stand. 2 bucks a 1/5th watermelon. Thats 10 bucks a melon. Kachingg!!

Yell at them not to come any closer. I have their children inside and if they take another fucking step I swear to god I'll introduce them.

give them wife and daughter and if they allow me get on my knees and suck the creampie

Say nigger

couldn't you compromise 3/5?

Damn I miss Popeye's, and I'm a cracka! None for 50 miles where I live now. :(

>Black Lives Matter parade
>Surrounding a HOME (not a project, gas station, or footlocker)

Sounds like a planned outlet for mob violence, and looting to me. If I'm the jury he's getting a not guilty from me.

This...This csnt be possible

Yeah, probably by other niggers. That's why you didn't hear about it, MSM doesn't report on black on black crime.

Realize I must be visiting my parents in Miami for Christmas.

My high school was 85% black, about 10% latino and I turned out alright. I went to the U and now live in all white neighborhood. It fucking sucks. Pretentious assholes everywhere and super judgy. Fake ass conversations with neighbors and get looked at different for growing up in the hood. I must be some kind of animal because mommy and daddy didnt give me my money and send me to a private school with everything I ever wanted.

If you ever find yourself in the hood heres a pro tip: Keep your head up, know where youre going and mind your own business and you'll be fine. When you start staring at people, showing ignorance of where you are and get lost then the folks in OP's pic will make sure to set you straight.

Those digits

Call up 50 of my friends...

I know this one. Throw them a basketball.

>When you start staring at people
Nothing wrong with the nod.

Same

>be me
>NIGGERSFUCKFUCK.gif
>grab sharpie
>muscle memory kicks in
>oops no pooper this time
>break sharpie with coin jug with mostly quarters
>cover open skin midnight black
FF 3 mins
>open front door
Blackpowerfist.jpeg
>turn 180 degrees, walk backwards
>"so who lives here nigga?"

DEAR GOD THOSE DIGITS

Buying weed from niggers

Kek

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