You have 10 seconds to prove you're white

You have 10 seconds to prove you're white.

I don't have a criminal record and I have a job.

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I have a job

if not dubs i'm a filthy nigger.

everything i do or try goes well

i don't like kfc, and i never robbed someone

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

A pitchfork can dance better than me.

I like Supertramp.

My dancing improves when I'm having a seizure

I don't sell drugs

i have an IQ of 80+.

i have a computer since 1995

I'm into arabs.

I am a pedo.

I'm allergic to watermelon. When I eat one, or am exposed to the juices, I break out in hives and my mouth gets really itchy

I get pulled over by the police a lot, still haven't been shot

I back into my parking spot

filthy

That doesn't mean you're white, that just means you're a fucking idiot.

mudslime detected

Lol niggers detected
Nice try

This is the perfect female face

I know who my father is

Half black detected

Whitey Deffs confirmed

Your mom thought so too when my cock was 12 inches deep inside of her, but no, really. white as fuck.

i'm not black

I like anime

I don't like chicken

I'm studying law

Bitches on to me

Golly gee mister

would u like a cup of tea?

I have a gun, it's properly licensed and stored

12 year old libtard detected

Doesn't mean you're white. Very black and white of you.

The fucks wrong with you? Everyone likes chicken.

I don't have AIDS

I voted for Trump

m'lady

I'm not in prison

I'm not allergic to work boots

If I get dubs I'm a filthy nigger

i make sandwiches in the afternoon

I voted trump

I shower daily

kek

Nig nog detected

not me you fukkin nigger

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I am of above average intelligence and people don't applaud me for my racial status.

I like Gangster Rap

You're a filthy nigger regardless.

I'm Canadian

I can read

>You have 10 seconds to prove you're white.

I like golf, horseback riding and tea.

I'm not

I know my father

I wear a suit to work daily versus reserving it for court appearances

I'm not homeless

I have good hair

I have a job.

I voted trump

I'm not allowed to say "nigger"

I got a small penis

Spanish speaking people like me

Toothpaste is really spicy

I love me some watermel-- FUCK

Police officers ignore me

i have a proprly functioning brain

I pay child support

I am a 27 year old virgin.

This man is not a man

I never stole a bike

I have a father

I was pulled over today and the officer let me go with no ticket.

I have a job

6'6", can't dunk

It's good to be king.

Police officers greet me with a smile

Despite being a 27yr old kissless virgin I would not fuck the girl in your pic as she has been irreversibly contaminated

I have a higher than average IQ.

I don't add enough sugar to my koolaid

My recipe for Gin and Juice
1. 1 part Redbull
2. 1 part Vodka.

I pay taxes, work 50 hour weeks, wear a suit and tie everyday, have no criminal record, have never slept with a black woman, and I despise watermelon and anything watermelon flavored. I also don't smell like a crack house.

OC

i saw a bike and did-not steal it

i celebrate fathers day annually

i smell like a wet dog

I'm 18 and haven't been to jail yet

otaku

I have ginger in my beard and balls

I'm single

I drive a '78 Chevy, smoke Marlboros, listen to early thrash metal and 2a3x5

I enjoy sitting in shitty bars cause its cool to be uncool

Don't take my word for it, my wife's boyfriend will vouch for me being white

If i get dubz i am white