Guys could you watch my chocolate milk for a few minutes? I'll be right back just gotta go take a shit real quick

Guys could you watch my chocolate milk for a few minutes? I'll be right back just gotta go take a shit real quick

sure thing buddy!

Can't you drink it while shitting you weak fuck?

*puts choccy milk in trap thread*

hey dude i know i said i'd watch your chocolate milk but some kid asked to have some so i gave it to them, theres still a little left though!

You snooze you lose!

I don't think he wants poop particles floating into his chocolate milk

OMFG HOW COULD U

>Laying an obvious trap ironically

Kek'd, kudos.

woops

Haha you guys, im back. Listen, i didn't mind the kid drinking it this time, i'll get a refill now but i'm leaving again, when i come back and the glass is empty again you better expect a fucking bloodbath. See you soon!

You know, the last time i was in one of these threads was about two years ago. some dude asked for his milk to be watched, came back and there was a full blown hostage situation over a tomato and a banana. they ended up hacking that guy because he threatened food. i miss those days

Not of worring, i will of protect your chocolate while you of gone comrade

*slurp* What did you say again?

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WTF YOU JUST DID. WERE FUCKED MAN. GAME OVER

but he did get dubs

Good job faggot now we all die

Hang on i'm saving this shit.

...

Maybe he won't notice that its not real chocolate milk

maybe...
Lets just hope pixels taste like chocolate milk.

We just gotta keep quiet....

Dubs saved us all

HAHAHA, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU NIGGERS GONNA REFILL IT NOW?

oh fuck

>implying i'm new enough to not bring backup
amateur

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>> this gif, that's as old as the ancients themselves is now a WEBM
what a time to be an oldfag